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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old January 21 2013, 12:53 AM   #16
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TFTW; and some of the other winning captions were brilliant!



PICARD (thinking): Starfleet could have got us iPads or Surfaces, but noooo, they had to go with these cheap Ferengi knock-offs...





WORF: Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the best tactical officer of them all?
(pause)
WORF: You have to be kidding.





WORF: This is how Klingons secure a mate.





GEORDI: It's no use. It's like he just deactivated himself!
RIKER: Yeah, I wanted to find a way to do that during the Captain's flute recital too.





Captain Picard couldn't resist busting out some shapes whenever he saw a disco ball.
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Old January 21 2013, 01:00 AM   #17
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LaForge: "Hey, Match.com don't lie! This is the guy for you!"
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Old January 21 2013, 01:25 AM   #18
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Picard: Of all the arrogant, narcissistic, stuck up, blue basketball shaped alien...it's right behind me, isn't it?
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Old January 21 2013, 12:46 PM   #19
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Merde, I went outside the lines again. Poor Jean-Luc! Maman will come spank you with a metrestick!




I know Starfleet said no more one-dimensional security officers, but this is ridiculous!




Who ordered the electric cabin boy?




Where do the Pez come out?

You don't want to know, Commander.




Never mind, Number One! It's not a gumball machine!
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Old January 21 2013, 01:26 PM   #20
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Thanks for the win!!
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Old January 21 2013, 02:46 PM   #21
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Picard os: "No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you got off the turbolift, did you notice a sign that said "Dead Android Storage"? "
Worf: "Captain, you know I ain't seen no... "
Picard: "Did you notice a sign that said "Dead Android Storage"? "
Worf: "No. I didn't. "
Picard: "You know WHY you didn't see that sign?"
Worf: "Why?"
Picard: "'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead androids ain't my fucking business, that's why!"
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Old January 21 2013, 03:12 PM   #22
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I tip my hat to you, sir, that was a great one!
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Old January 21 2013, 04:33 PM   #23
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PICARD: Lets see, "Special Interests". Archaeology. Shakespeare. Diplomacy....

Good lord, even I wouldn't want to debate me after reading my SpaceDate profile.
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Old January 21 2013, 09:56 PM   #24
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Picard (Thinking) - Stupid draw something......how the hell do you draw Kronos?!?!?! Fuck it, I'll just write it!!



Worf - Am I that boring to watch???



Worf - Carrying you is grave dishonour!
Data - I won the poker hand, you stated if you lost you'd be my slave for a week.
Worf - I didn't think you'd enforce it....
Data - Had I lost would you have made me look after your brat for a week?
Worf - Of course!!!
Data - Trust me it would have been worse for me if I had lost.
Worf - True......



Riker - Geordie I just don't see it.
Geordie - How can you not?
Riker - He looks nothing like Lore!!
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Old January 21 2013, 10:40 PM   #25
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Geordi: Why aye man! I can get Warp 9.9 for ya's like!

Data: Inquiry. "Geordie" LaForge?

Riker: Now we know Data's working again, because his humor detector doesn't.
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Old January 21 2013, 10:42 PM   #26
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GEORDI: We're not drawing a penis on his forehead!!
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Old January 21 2013, 10:48 PM   #27
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Picard: C, C, C, C...




Worf: I warned him about installing Windows 8 sir.



Geordi: I'm givin' you the shirt off my back in this deal. Look, he's hardly used and he's got super low mileage. What's it gonna take to get you and this android together?

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Old January 22 2013, 12:25 PM   #28
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Deanna as Sailor Moon. Best sketch yet!




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Old January 22 2013, 09:51 PM   #29
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Picard:


Nife ... nife ... nife

I refuse to use spell checker

neee eye "fffff"

Nife

Bloody hell
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Old January 23 2013, 01:07 AM   #30
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Picard os: "No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you got off the turbolift, did you notice a sign that said "Dead Android Storage"? "
Worf: "Captain, you know I ain't seen no... "
Picard: "Did you notice a sign that said "Dead Android Storage"? "
Worf: "No. I didn't. "
Picard: "You know WHY you didn't see that sign?"
Worf: "Why?"
Picard: "'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead androids ain't my fucking business, that's why!"
Brilliance.
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