Ancient Aliens - Page 35

Deckerd · January 21 2013, 12:15 PM

Yeah but magnets man; how do they work?

Gov Kodos · January 21 2013, 12:17 PM

By telling the serfs what to do.

cooleddie74 · January 21 2013, 12:19 PM

I heard they get their power from a hamster running inside a wheel.

Crazy Eddie · January 21 2013, 03:36 PM

^ Probably this one.

Balrog · January 21 2013, 03:47 PM

Hamsters - engineered by aliens to build The Pyramids? Oh, I think so!

Silvercrest · January 21 2013, 05:27 PM

But where do the mice come into it? They're supposed to be running everything.

cooleddie74 · January 21 2013, 05:43 PM

The mice are in league with the Illuminati ferrets, of course.

Saul · January 21 2013, 06:19 PM

My Name Is Legion wrote:

There's no face on Mars. "Ancient Alien theorists" appearing in the media are idiots, con men and loonies. Von Daniken is a crackpot and the entire premise that extraterrestrials were responsible for a single thing we know about the history of this planet is moronic beyond belief, pabulum for the credulous.

Obviously someone hasn't watched 'The Chase' yet.

Robert Maxwell · January 21 2013, 06:23 PM

Saul wrote:

My Name Is Legion wrote:

There's no face on Mars. "Ancient Alien theorists" appearing in the media are idiots, con men and loonies. Von Daniken is a crackpot and the entire premise that extraterrestrials were responsible for a single thing we know about the history of this planet is moronic beyond belief, pabulum for the credulous.

Obviously someone hasn't watched 'The Chase' yet.

While that episode is a good adventure story, what it implies about science is absolutely disgraceful.

lurok · January 21 2013, 07:50 PM

My Name Is Legion wrote:

That looks like a Ferengi Marauder.

Silvercrest · January 21 2013, 09:08 PM

That photo is obviously a fake, because, y'know, there aren't any stars in the black part. And Mars is gray and not red. And, well, because.

I SMELL A COVER-UP!

No wait, that's leftover tuna fish I'm smelling. Excuse me.

YellowSubmarine · January 21 2013, 10:11 PM

If you tilt your head, it looks like Gérard Depardieu.

nightwind1 · January 22 2013, 04:30 AM

cooleddie74 wrote:

I was abducted last night at around four in the morning. The commander of Probe Ship 49 instructed me to tell you guys that all your silly Earth theories are dead wrong.

hehehe...

He said "probe"...

hehehe...

DarthTom · January 23 2013, 10:22 PM

My Name Is Legion wrote:

There's no face on Mars. "Ancient Alien theorists" appearing in the media are idiots, con men and loonies. Von Daniken is a crackpot and the entire premise that extraterrestrials were responsible for a single thing we know about the history of this planet is moronic beyond belief, pabulum for the credulous.

Meh. Is it any less "moronic," than a 'god,' depositing his DNA into a middle eastern Jewish woman named Mary - having a child who at the age of 33 has a grand epiphany that he's also a god/man who goes onto magically create food out of thin air, make water into wine, and even raise a man from death.?

If Von Daniken is a 'crack pot,' so were Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.

sojourner · January 23 2013, 11:56 PM

DarthTom wrote:

If Von Daniken is a 'crack pot,' so were Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.

Quoted for Truth.

January 21 2013, 12:15 PM	#511
Deckerd Fleet Arse Location: in the Frozen Wastes	Re: Ancient Aliens Yeah but magnets man; how do they work? __________________ They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.

January 21 2013, 12:17 PM	#512
Gov Kodos Vice Admiral Location: Gov Kodos Regretably far from Boston	Re: Ancient Aliens By telling the serfs what to do. __________________ “Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.” Rumi

January 21 2013, 12:19 PM	#513
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Ancient Aliens I heard they get their power from a hamster running inside a wheel. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 21 2013, 03:36 PM	#514
Crazy Eddie Rear Admiral Location: I'm in your ___, ___ing your ___	Re: Ancient Aliens ^ Probably this one. __________________ It appears to be powered by some form of electricity...

January 21 2013, 03:47 PM	#515
Balrog Commodore Location: Moria	Re: Ancient Aliens Hamsters - engineered by aliens to build The Pyramids? Oh, I think so! __________________ Anybody got a breath mint?

STAR TREK

CSI

ABOUT US

January 21 2013, 05:27 PM	#516
Silvercrest Rear Admiral Location: Lost in Moria (Arlington, WA, USA)	Re: Ancient Aliens But where do the mice come into it? They're supposed to be running everything.

January 21 2013, 05:43 PM	#517
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Ancient Aliens The mice are in league with the Illuminati ferrets, of course. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 21 2013, 09:08 PM	#521
Silvercrest Rear Admiral Location: Lost in Moria (Arlington, WA, USA)	Re: Ancient Aliens That photo is obviously a fake, because, y'know, there aren't any stars in the black part. And Mars is gray and not red. And, well, because. I SMELL A COVER-UP! No wait, that's leftover tuna fish I'm smelling. Excuse me.

January 21 2013, 10:11 PM	#522
YellowSubmarine Commodore	Re: Ancient Aliens If you tilt your head, it looks like Gérard Depardieu. __________________ R.I.P. Admiral James T. Kirk (2233-2267, 1969, 2267, 1930, 2267-2268, 1968, 2268-2269, Serpeidon Middle Ages, 2269, 2237, 2269-2286, 1986, 2286-2293, 2371)