DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning... - Page 2

Nerys Myk · January 16 2013, 06:26 PM

SISKO: Hmmm. Soft lights. Music. A fine wine. Gourmet food. Still, I seem to be missing something. Crap, I forgot to call Kassidy!

hux · January 16 2013, 07:53 PM

Kira: This phaser feels soft
Dukat: That's not a phaser

Martok: That's where we'll have the threesome

Triskelion · January 17 2013, 06:29 AM

There! That is the p'taQ who tried to sell me cookies!

Mr. Laser Beam · January 18 2013, 04:39 AM

Jadzia: Worf, if you don't stop geocaching and get me out of here, I swear by my pretty little blue Starfleet uniform, I will end you.

Nerys Myk · January 18 2013, 04:53 AM

DAX: What the hell are you doing up there, Worf?

WORF: Posing dramatically.

Triskelion · January 18 2013, 05:27 AM

Worf: What would Percy Bysshe Shelley do?

Isis · January 18 2013, 04:48 PM

The DS9-Beach Blanket Bingo crossover was not well received.

Isis · January 18 2013, 04:51 PM

Worst...sandtrap......ever.

Triskelion · January 19 2013, 01:00 PM

Gul Statler: I loved it!

Major Waldorf: So what? You also loved the Dominion War!

Isis · January 19 2013, 02:50 PM

Sisko (to self): "Hmmm...Kirk or Picard?"

Jadzia: "And when you're done with that, catch us some dinner. And when you're done with that, sweep this area. And when you're done with that, build a front door. And when you're done with that, do the laundry. And when you're done with that..."

Worf (to self): "Maybe I left the Enterprise a bit too quickly?"

Gil T.Azell · January 20 2013, 10:17 AM

Martok "There's the P'tak who put the clear plastic sheet over my toilet"

Kira "Jake is this true?"

Sisko "Maybe..."

Isis · January 21 2013, 03:20 AM

Martok: "J'accuse..."

Bashir: "Hey--since when do Klingons speak French?"

Jadzia: "Of course I'm good for it. It's not like I--Jadzia--would ever in a million years leave the station."

Triskelion · January 21 2013, 12:50 PM

Quark: Let's make a bet. If you lose, you have to take off your clothes, wear a blindfold, get tied to the table and spun around the world.

Dax: And if I win?

Quark: Same deal.

Dax: It's a bet.

Triskelion · January 21 2013, 09:59 PM

Hmm, did I once try to punch a Q? Was I high?

Martok: Second star to the right, and straight on til Heghba'!

Bashir: Needs work.

LeadHead · January 21 2013, 11:12 PM

Kira: I don't believe it...

Dukat: I told you!

Kira: Sisko takes Kassidy to the barren desert for romantic getaways?!

January 16 2013, 06:26 PM	#16
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning... SISKO: Hmmm. Soft lights. Music. A fine wine. Gourmet food. Still, I seem to be missing something. Crap, I forgot to call Kassidy! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

January 16 2013, 07:53 PM	#17
hux Lieutenant Commander Location: UK	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning... Kira: This phaser feels soft Dukat: That's not a phaser Martok: That's where we'll have the threesome __________________ Kryton - Is this the human quality you call....friendship Lister - Don't give me any of that Star Trek crap, its too early in the morning

January 17 2013, 06:29 AM	#18
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning... There! That is the p'taQ who tried to sell me cookies! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 18 2013, 04:39 AM	#19
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning... Jadzia: Worf, if you don't stop geocaching and get me out of here, I swear by my pretty little blue Starfleet uniform, I will end you. __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

January 18 2013, 04:53 AM	#20
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning... DAX: What the hell are you doing up there, Worf? WORF: Posing dramatically. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

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January 18 2013, 05:27 AM	#21
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning... Worf: What would Percy Bysshe Shelley do? __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 18 2013, 04:48 PM	#22
Isis Commodore	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning... The DS9-Beach Blanket Bingo crossover was not well received.

January 18 2013, 04:51 PM	#23
Isis Commodore	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning... Worst...sandtrap......ever.

January 19 2013, 01:00 PM	#24
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning... Gul Statler: I loved it! Major Waldorf: So what? You also loved the Dominion War! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 19 2013, 02:50 PM	#25
Isis Commodore	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning... Sisko (to self): "Hmmm...Kirk or Picard?" Jadzia: "And when you're done with that, catch us some dinner. And when you're done with that, sweep this area. And when you're done with that, build a front door. And when you're done with that, do the laundry. And when you're done with that..." Worf (to self): "Maybe I left the Enterprise a bit too quickly?"

January 20 2013, 10:17 AM	#26
Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Location: On the Left Coast	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning... Martok "There's the P'tak who put the clear plastic sheet over my toilet" Kira "Jake is this true?" Sisko "Maybe..." __________________ You're not really Drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osboune

January 21 2013, 03:20 AM	#27
Isis Commodore	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning... Martok: "J'accuse..." Bashir: "Hey--since when do Klingons speak French?" Jadzia: "Of course I'm good for it. It's not like I--Jadzia--would ever in a million years leave the station."

January 21 2013, 12:50 PM	#28
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning... Quark: Let's make a bet. If you lose, you have to take off your clothes, wear a blindfold, get tied to the table and spun around the world. Dax: And if I win? Quark: Same deal. Dax: It's a bet. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 21 2013, 09:59 PM	#29
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning... Hmm, did I once try to punch a Q? Was I high? Martok: Second star to the right, and straight on til Heghba'! Bashir: Needs work. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 21 2013, 11:12 PM	#30
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning... Kira: I don't believe it... Dukat: I told you! Kira: Sisko takes Kassidy to the barren desert for romantic getaways?! __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X