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Old January 16 2013, 06:26 PM   #16
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning...



SISKO: Hmmm. Soft lights. Music. A fine wine. Gourmet food. Still, I seem to be missing something. Crap, I forgot to call Kassidy!
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The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
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Old January 16 2013, 07:53 PM   #17
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Kira: This phaser feels soft
Dukat: That's not a phaser



Martok: That's where we'll have the threesome
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Old January 17 2013, 06:29 AM   #18
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There! That is the p'taQ who tried to sell me cookies!
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Old January 18 2013, 04:39 AM   #19
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Jadzia: Worf, if you don't stop geocaching and get me out of here, I swear by my pretty little blue Starfleet uniform, I will end you.
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Old January 18 2013, 04:53 AM   #20
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DAX: What the hell are you doing up there, Worf?

WORF: Posing dramatically.
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Old January 18 2013, 05:27 AM   #21
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Worf: What would Percy Bysshe Shelley do?
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Old January 18 2013, 04:48 PM   #22
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The DS9-Beach Blanket Bingo crossover was not well received.
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Old January 18 2013, 04:51 PM   #23
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Worst...sandtrap......ever.
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Old January 19 2013, 01:00 PM   #24
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Gul Statler: I loved it!

Major Waldorf:
So what? You also loved the Dominion War!
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Old January 19 2013, 02:50 PM   #25
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Sisko (to self): "Hmmm...Kirk or Picard?"





Jadzia: "And when you're done with that, catch us some dinner. And when you're done with that, sweep this area. And when you're done with that, build a front door. And when you're done with that, do the laundry. And when you're done with that..."

Worf (to self): "Maybe I left the Enterprise a bit too quickly?"
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Old January 20 2013, 10:17 AM   #26
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Martok "There's the P'tak who put the clear plastic sheet over my toilet"

Kira "Jake is this true?"

Sisko "Maybe..."
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Old January 21 2013, 03:20 AM   #27
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Martok: "J'accuse..."

Bashir: "Hey--since when do Klingons speak French?"





Jadzia: "Of course I'm good for it. It's not like I--Jadzia--would ever in a million years leave the station."
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Old January 21 2013, 12:50 PM   #28
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Quark: Let's make a bet. If you lose, you have to take off your clothes, wear a blindfold, get tied to the table and spun around the world.

Dax: And if I win?

Quark:
Same deal.

Dax:
It's a bet.
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Old January 21 2013, 09:59 PM   #29
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Hmm, did I once try to punch a Q? Was I high?




Martok: Second star to the right, and straight on til Heghba'!

Bashir: Needs work.
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Old January 21 2013, 11:12 PM   #30
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Kira: I don't believe it...

Dukat: I told you!

Kira: Sisko takes Kassidy to the barren desert for romantic getaways?!
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