Woman Accused Of Using Her Breasts to Kill - Page 2

Alidar Jarok · January 18 2013, 02:55 AM

This thread is quite literally useless without pics.

Maestro · January 18 2013, 03:39 AM

Alidar Jarok wrote:

This thread is quite literally useless without pics.

I read the article. We're good without them.

Peacemaker · January 18 2013, 03:44 AM

Alidar Jarok wrote:

This thread is quite literally useless without pics.

Hey maybe AJ is into this kind of thing. From the article:

Lange and her boyfriend -- she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was 5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds.

So, Alidar Jarok, do you really want to go there?

Peacemaker · January 18 2013, 03:47 AM

By the way, scroll down to the slideshow. Some of those stories are equally, err, intriguing. Number 7 is real comedy of errors.

sidious618 · January 18 2013, 03:54 AM

I can't be the only person not surprised that this happened in a trailer park.

Maestro · January 18 2013, 04:04 AM

sidious618 wrote:

I can't be the only person not surprised that this happened in a trailer park.

You're not. My father-in-law owns a trailer park. This would be just another day in the life at his park. Not even sure that lacteolus decessus would even make the news in that place.

Peacemaker · January 18 2013, 04:16 AM

sidious618 wrote:

I can't be the only person not surprised that this happened in a trailer park.

Yeah, it does read like something out of the Honey Boo Boo Handbook.

Mr. Laser Beam · January 18 2013, 04:28 AM

Is this an instance where it'd be a good thing to be killed on the rack?

Maestro · January 18 2013, 04:38 AM

By the rack, on the rack, what's the difference? ;-)

Alidar Jarok · January 18 2013, 04:40 AM

Maestro wrote:

Alidar Jarok wrote:

This thread is quite literally useless without pics.

I read the article. We're good without them.

I wasn't remotely claiming it would be a pretty site. Just that, without some idea of what she looked like, this whole thing is hard to imagine. I gather she's a larger woman. She's also a bit older. But it's still such a bizarre story that it's difficult to grasp.

Mr. Laser Beam · January 18 2013, 04:40 AM

Surely you chest!

Maestro · January 18 2013, 04:51 AM

Would now be an appropriate time for the ol' MaxiMoom troll to reappear?

RJDiogenes · January 18 2013, 10:54 AM

I wonder if the police called in a lactation consultant.

This could inspire a new hit detective series on cable.

iguana_tonante · January 18 2013, 11:52 AM

TremblingBluStar wrote:

IMO, TNZ and humor threads don't go over very well.

You just say that because you are as unfunny as a Trek "comedy" episode.

Australis · January 18 2013, 12:25 PM

Google image. Not hard. Entirely feasible.

January 18 2013, 02:55 AM	#16
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January 18 2013, 03:47 AM	#19
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January 18 2013, 03:54 AM	#20
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January 18 2013, 04:28 AM	#23
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January 18 2013, 04:38 AM	#24
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January 18 2013, 04:40 AM	#26
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: Woman Accused Of Using Her Breasts to Kill Surely you chest! __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

January 18 2013, 04:51 AM	#27
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January 18 2013, 10:54 AM	#28
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January 18 2013, 12:25 PM	#30
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