Movie Caption Contest #229: - Page 2

inflatabledalek · January 14 2013, 09:54 AM

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Picard: And from now on Mr. Worf is in charge of security due to the tragic death of Lt. Commander Smith.

Lt. Commander Smith: But I'm not....

*Phaser Blast*

Picard: Congratulations Mr. Worf, and welcome back. There will be a minutes silence for Smith... At some point.

Kirk: Damn it, if someone's stolen the Vulcan Love Slave porn Spock left me in his will...

Spock: Do you mind if I smoke?

Saavik: A Carry On Screaming reference at this point is most illogical.

The Laughing Vulcan · January 14 2013, 02:15 PM

CARL: "Ah man, this is some primo shit. Jim's turned into a Vulcan bird... the kind who looks she'll get even hotter and wider as the years pass."

captain crow · January 14 2013, 07:07 PM

Saavik: These cloud entities are all over the ship! What should we do?!

Spock: First, let this one between my legs finish what it's doing and maybe let the one behind it have a go. Then, beam them into space and get me a cigarette.

Spock: I think I just followed through.

Jonas Grumby · January 15 2013, 02:20 AM

Saavik: "Captain! I can see steam coming out of your pants!"
Spock: "Oh, get over yourself!"

Mistral · January 15 2013, 03:46 AM

Nerys Myk wrote:

Saavik:"Captain Spock! We've been hit numerous times and the ship is coming apart around us!"

Spock: "Relax, Lieutenant. This happens just about every week. Wake me if they actually order us to abandon ship."

Mr. Laser Beam · January 15 2013, 04:10 AM

Carl: Saavik, you just blew my mind.

Bob Karo · January 15 2013, 04:53 AM

Picard: We will not let this crime go unpunished. I want each and every crewman who can pull a trigger armed and on the hunt. We will find this man. We will find him and he will pay for what he did to my jacket!

Maurice · January 15 2013, 06:56 AM

PICARD: Ready Data? Worf? Miscellaneous cannon fodder?

CARL: Best. Disco. Ever.

middyseafort · January 15 2013, 07:25 AM

Picard: Data trade shirts with me. Don't think red is the appropriate color right now.

Kirk: I want the crewman who broke into my secret porn stash. I want him found and keelhauled.

Spock: The captain was right. Burbon and beans, an explosive combination.

captain crow · January 15 2013, 08:55 AM

Carl: See! I tol' you dat da bridge would make a bitchin' hotbox!

Jonas Grumby · January 15 2013, 09:28 PM

Picard: "Alright then...if not 'State Fair,' then what movie do you want to watch?"

Balrog · January 16 2013, 01:23 AM

Picard: Perhaps in the future, Mr. Data, we could announce that most of the security detail isn't expected to survive the assault BEFORE we pass out the laser rifles...

Triskelion · January 17 2013, 06:02 AM

Picard: Am I the only one here who does not have to compensate for something?

Data: Perhaps, Captain. Yet according to medical records, all of us have bigger penises than you. Even Ensign Svetlana here. Isn't that right, Ensign?

Svetlana: Da - Svetlana hung like Galaxy Child.

Saavik: Now that's over with, wanna do it on the science station?
Spock: Congratulations, Lieutenant. You just figured out the solution to the Kobayashi Maru.

inflatabledalek · January 17 2013, 08:55 AM

Nimoy: Gene, I know you're upset about the militaristic feel to the script and hate my death; but firebombing the set isn't the solution!

Lance · January 17 2013, 11:10 AM

"Okay, gentlemen. we haven't looked inside this fridge for sixteen months. We don't know what might have evolved in there. In fact, that pickle over there is looking very suspect to me. Better set phasers to maximum, don't want to take any chances."

January 14 2013, 09:54 AM	#16
inflatabledalek Captain	Re: Movie Caption Contest #229: [QUOTE=LeadHead;7527913] Picard: And from now on Mr. Worf is in charge of security due to the tragic death of Lt. Commander Smith. Lt. Commander Smith: But I'm not.... Phaser Blast Picard: Congratulations Mr. Worf, and welcome back. There will be a minutes silence for Smith... At some point. Kirk: Damn it, if someone's stolen the Vulcan Love Slave porn Spock left me in his will... Spock: Do you mind if I smoke? Saavik: A Carry On Screaming reference at this point is most illogical. __________________ TRANSFORMATION: THE ABSENCE OF PETER DAVID A fill-in for a fill-in is better than you'd expect in my look at: Plight of the Bumblebee! Part 1

January 14 2013, 02:15 PM	#17
The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...	Re: Movie Caption Contest #229: CARL: "Ah man, this is some primo shit. Jim's turned into a Vulcan bird... the kind who looks she'll get even hotter and wider as the years pass." __________________ "Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end." Anime @ MyReviewer

January 14 2013, 07:07 PM	#18
captain crow Fleet Captain Location: Onboard a sliver dog bone shaped satellite in Earth orbit	Re: Movie Caption Contest #229: Saavik: These cloud entities are all over the ship! What should we do?! Spock: First, let this one between my legs finish what it's doing and maybe let the one behind it have a go. Then, beam them into space and get me a cigarette. Spock: I think I just followed through. __________________ "I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway." - Crow T. Robot, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

January 15 2013, 02:20 AM	#19
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Movie Caption Contest #229: Saavik: "Captain! I can see steam coming out of your pants!" Spock: "Oh, get over yourself!" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

January 15 2013, 04:10 AM	#21
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: Movie Caption Contest #229: Carl: Saavik, you just blew my mind. __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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January 15 2013, 04:53 AM	#22
Bob Karo Captain Location: South Louisiana	Re: Movie Caption Contest #229: Picard: We will not let this crime go unpunished. I want each and every crewman who can pull a trigger armed and on the hunt. We will find this man. We will find him and he will pay for what he did to my jacket!

January 15 2013, 06:56 AM	#23
Maurice Rear Admiral Location: Maurice in San Francisco	Re: Movie Caption Contest #229: PICARD: Ready Data? Worf? Miscellaneous cannon fodder? CARL: Best. Disco. Ever. __________________ * * * "Star Trek…at times sparkled with true ingenuity, and pure science fiction approaches, and at other times was more carnival like, and very much more the creature of television than the creature of a legitimate literary form." —Rod Serling, 1970"

January 15 2013, 07:25 AM	#24
middyseafort Rear Admiral Location: The Bay Area	Re: Movie Caption Contest #229: Picard: Data trade shirts with me. Don't think red is the appropriate color right now. Kirk: I want the crewman who broke into my secret porn stash. I want him found and keelhauled. Spock: The captain was right. Burbon and beans, an explosive combination. __________________ A mild-mannered reporter Literary Masturbation

January 15 2013, 08:55 AM	#25
captain crow Fleet Captain Location: Onboard a sliver dog bone shaped satellite in Earth orbit	Re: Movie Caption Contest #229: Carl: See! I tol' you dat da bridge would make a bitchin' hotbox! __________________ "I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway." - Crow T. Robot, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

January 15 2013, 09:28 PM	#26
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Movie Caption Contest #229: Picard: "Alright then...if not 'State Fair,' then what movie do you want to watch?" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

January 16 2013, 01:23 AM	#27
Balrog Commodore Location: Moria	Re: Movie Caption Contest #229: Picard: Perhaps in the future, Mr. Data, we could announce that most of the security detail isn't expected to survive the assault BEFORE we pass out the laser rifles... __________________ Anybody got a breath mint?

January 17 2013, 06:02 AM	#28
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #229: Picard: Am I the only one here who does not have to compensate for something? Data: Perhaps, Captain. Yet according to medical records, all of us have bigger penises than you. Even Ensign Svetlana here. Isn't that right, Ensign? Svetlana: Da - Svetlana hung like Galaxy Child. Saavik: Now that's over with, wanna do it on the science station? Spock: Congratulations, Lieutenant. You just figured out the solution to the Kobayashi Maru. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 17 2013, 08:55 AM	#29
inflatabledalek Captain	Re: Movie Caption Contest #229: Nimoy: Gene, I know you're upset about the militaristic feel to the script and hate my death; but firebombing the set isn't the solution! __________________ TRANSFORMATION: THE ABSENCE OF PETER DAVID A fill-in for a fill-in is better than you'd expect in my look at: Plight of the Bumblebee! Part 1

January 17 2013, 11:10 AM	#30
Lance Captain Location: The Enterprise's Restroom	Re: Movie Caption Contest #229: "Okay, gentlemen. we haven't looked inside this fridge for sixteen months. We don't know what might have evolved in there. In fact, that pickle over there is looking very suspect to me. Better set phasers to maximum, don't want to take any chances."