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Old December 29 2012, 05:31 AM   #16
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat



Weyoun: "Oh no! Not another effing snow globe!"






Bashir: "All I can say is I did much better with the Secret Santa than Weyoun did."






Sisko: "Oh no! I left the Christmas gifts at the Station!"






Sisko: "How nice of you two to take me out for lunch for Christmas. I just wish you'd give the gossiping a rest, at least while we're here."
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Old December 29 2012, 06:04 AM   #17
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DAX: What Sisko looking at?

KIRA: It's painting by Data, he got it as a Christmas present.

DAX: Christmas was days ago.

KIRA: Yeah, he's been trying to figure out what it is, ever since.
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Old December 30 2012, 09:48 AM   #18
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Kira: Is there any particular reason Data named it "Dax with Aureola"?
Dax: No idea.
Sisko: At least it's not "Dax with Wormhole."
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Old December 30 2012, 02:01 PM   #19
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Dukat: "Weyoun... the Dominion occupation is over. Starfleet retook the station three days ago".

Weyoun (pausing): "Ah."



Bashir: "Quark! When I bought these "exotic liquors" from you, I paid good money. And just as I was going to try one, what do I find? One of my own medical labels fixed to the bottles. This is my missing supply of laxatives!"

Quark: "No refunds!"



Sisko: "Quick, Jake. This is a shrouding technique I learnt in my earliest years of training. It renders me totally invisible to security".

Jake (to security): "Just play along".



Season three of "Watching Paint Dry: Bajor" was widely considered inferior, but Sisko stubbornly insisted it was just as good as the first two series. No-one was impressed.



"Morn? Why are you in my chimney...by Kahless! Of course!"
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Old December 30 2012, 02:30 PM   #20
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat

BTW--thanks for the win, a couple contests ago!



Weyoun: GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!



Bashir suddenly realized he didn't need to bring more--even the decorators were already dead drunk.



Lieutenant: So...how do I hold it--like this? Do I hold it like this, again? Captain...? Captain--do I hold it like this?



Kira: And after all that analysis...you're expert opinion still is that it's "a rock with writing on it?"

Jadzia: Geez, Nerys! Do you in fact have expertize in these markings? Maybe...if we stare at it long enough... Captain? Captain?



That awkward moment when you realize you'd left the seat up.
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Old December 31 2012, 02:39 AM   #21
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Worf: "This lighting has no honor. It clashes with my ridges."
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Old December 31 2012, 08:08 PM   #22
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Dukat: "I told you to quit five hours ago. You're out of money."
Weyoun: "This time is different. I'm sure of it. Put this data chip containing the secret coordinates of the Founders' Homeworld on 47 black!"
Dukat: "There is no 47 black!"



Bashir: "Sorry about the mix-up Quark. I'll exchange this chocolate milk with the orphanage that got your shipment of Klingon Whiskey. I only pray I can make it to Bajor before lunchtime."



Crewman: "I'm sorry I packed the wrong uniforms, sir."



Worf: "Jadzia! How could you!? This is terrible!"
Jadzia: "Okay, okay. I'll make the bed. Jeez, if someone saw that look on your face they'd think you just caught me cheating on you."
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Old January 1 2013, 02:07 PM   #23
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Worf: "Deanna never did that!"
Dax: "Okay Worf, ground rule. You don't mention the shrink, I don't mention the transparent Captain. No talking about exes."
Worf: "Could you get him out of our bed?"
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Old January 1 2013, 02:58 PM   #24
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^ nice
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Old January 2 2013, 04:47 AM   #25
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Dukat was unimpressed by the Freddie Mercury impression. The Dabo girl however was impressed.



The good doctor tries plan C on how to have sex with Dax, getting her VERY drunk..



This Blood test is immoral!!
Yellow shirt: Also it shows that your dad is a wanted criminal, a admiral cartwright...



Its a old earth video recording, called "Gangnam style" or something. it has deep subliminal messaging to influence human....Great, Sisko saw it...look at him...


Some things once seen cannot be unseen.
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Old January 8 2013, 04:00 AM   #26
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Ladies and Gentlemen, a new contest has started with a Special Announcement.

Please take a moment and read.

Right this way, please...
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Old January 13 2013, 03:24 AM   #27
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