Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year. - Page 2

Maurice · January 5 2013, 09:08 AM

CRUSHER: The rabbit died.
PICARD: You're pregnant?
CRUSHER: No. Will is.

KELLEY: They what?!
NIMOY: Picked Bill to direct Star Trek V.

COLLINS: Walter! What's wrong?
KOENING: The script! They. Keep. Changing. It!

Triskelion · January 6 2013, 11:02 AM

Beverly: No, Jean Luc. You can't order one crewman to get a boob job without making the entire crew get boob jobs.

Picard: Make it so.

Well who is it, Spock?

It is a pocket ring. Apparently Captain Kirk is wrestling cats in a pie factory with Captain Pike.

How do you know it's Pike?

He is repeatedly beeping once for "yes."

Ilia: His body is rejecting his leisure suit.

Finn · January 6 2013, 05:30 PM

Beverly: You gotta do something about Data. He rediscovered a video of Tasha, Deanna and I showering after a swim from our first year on the D. He created a holoprogram out of it and keeps the file in his quarters.

Picard: Number One, can you deal with Data about this?

Riker: I'll take care of it. *leaves*

Beverly: *smirks*

Picard: What?

Crusher: I didn't mention the video also includes Worf in the background.

Isis · January 6 2013, 06:06 PM

LeadHead, TFTW.

Crusher: "Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the people."

Picard: "Sorry to disappoint you, Beverly, but I cannot let you participate in this year's talent show."

Spock: "Darn. The Royale is calling. They want their robe back."

Despite his claim that she "vas inwented in Russia," Chekov's Lady Gaga impression was not well received.

Triskelion · January 9 2013, 06:47 AM

The crew wants you to pronounce it "skedule," Jean Luc. The other way sounds, well, douchey.

Number One?

I've also updated your jacket size with the quartermaster, sir.

Query, Doctor: "Rusty trombone?"
Put Jim on speaker, Spock.

We're not going to roofie you to 'probe your missile silo,' Chekov!

Date rape is a Russian inwention!

The Laughing Vulcan · January 9 2013, 03:06 PM

Triskelion wrote:

The crew wants you to pronounce it "skedule," Jean Luc. The other way sounds, well, douchey.

Picard: "It's how we pronounce it in the Queen's English... French! Queen's French! Merde! Zut alors! Sacre bleu!"

Jonas Grumby · January 9 2013, 05:54 PM

Picard: "Hmm... Sorry, Doctor, but it's really no contest. Commander Riker's 'command face' beats yours by a mile."

Collins: "Walter! You've got to sit at the weapons console before we can shoot this scene!"
Koenig: "No! De veapons are evil! And dangerous! And dey hate me, personally!"
Khambatta: "Let me guess. Recent convert to 'method' acting?"
Collins: "They're always difficult for the first month or so."

Triskelion · January 9 2013, 10:56 PM

The Laughing Vulcan wrote:

Triskelion wrote:

The crew wants you to pronounce it "skedule," Jean Luc. The other way sounds, well, douchey.

Picard: "It's how we pronounce it in the Queen's English... French! Queen's French! Merde! Zut alors! Sacre bleu!"

Je voulais pas vous offenser, mon ami!

Picard: My love is a fever, longing still for that which no longer nurseth the disease -

Beverly: Captain, France called. They want their cheese back.

BriGuy · January 11 2013, 04:41 AM

Beverly: Captain, we're concerned. I have reason to believe that your... ramming the Enterprise into the Scimitar over and over again may be caused by some sort of deep-seated sexual frustration.

Picard: Don't be absurd, doctor.

Riker: With all due respect, captain, the "ramming" has produced a dozen shuttlecrafts already, and the Scimitar is filing for support payments.

BriGuy · January 11 2013, 04:44 AM

Spock: I see... giant floating heads... and whales. Oh, the whales! And I hear voices! Wait, I died. Maybe they're angels.

McCoy: We're all gonna die.

Nerys Myk · January 11 2013, 04:46 AM

BriGuy wrote:

Spock: I see... giant floating heads... and whales. Oh, the whales! And I hear voices! Wait, I died. Maybe they're angels.

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McCoy: Just how much LDS did you take?

Jonas Grumby · January 11 2013, 05:07 AM

McCoy: "I notice just about all of the displays in here are flashing red! Is that as bad as I think it is?"

Triskelion · January 11 2013, 06:42 AM

McCoy: Well? Is that your LDS connection?
Spock: I think Uhura gave us the wrong number. This LDS service keeps asking for a donation for some gardener who died and came back to life. I'll ask them what they know about Genesis.

NX-01 · January 13 2013, 12:24 AM

Crusher - Captian you need to make the most of your off hours.

Picard - Whatever you say Beverly. (said seductively)

Riker - Erm Captian that's my leg...

Picard - Oh I know number 1, I know...Beverly please leave.

Smellincoffee · January 13 2013, 01:57 AM

Picard: ...you want to get married.
Riker: Yes.
Picard: I'll be hanged, I never thought the two of you had the slightest interest in one another.
Riker: What?! No, of course not. I want to be married to Deanna.
Crusher: "Of course not"?
Riker: I- I didn't mean anything by that, doctor. You're quite a handsome woman, and -
Crusher: "Handsome"? That's it, I'm rescinding my signature on your marriage license.

Spock: Well, mercy sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your - (notices McCoy)
- tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone, 'bye bye!
(Beat)
Yes, doctor?

January 5 2013, 09:08 AM	#16
Maurice Rear Admiral Location: Maurice in San Francisco	Re: Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year. CRUSHER: The rabbit died. PICARD: You're pregnant? CRUSHER: No. Will is. KELLEY: They what?! NIMOY: Picked Bill to direct Star Trek V. COLLINS: Walter! What's wrong? KOENING: The script! They. Keep. Changing. It! __________________ * * * "Star Trek…at times sparkled with true ingenuity, and pure science fiction approaches, and at other times was more carnival like, and very much more the creature of television than the creature of a legitimate literary form." —Rod Serling, 1970"

January 6 2013, 11:02 AM	#17
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year. Beverly: No, Jean Luc. You can't order one crewman to get a boob job without making the entire crew get boob jobs. Picard: Make it so. Well who is it, Spock? It is a pocket ring. Apparently Captain Kirk is wrestling cats in a pie factory with Captain Pike. How do you know it's Pike? He is repeatedly beeping once for "yes." Ilia: His body is rejecting his leisure suit. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 6 2013, 05:30 PM	#18
Finn Vice Admiral Location: West of Boston	Re: Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year. Beverly: You gotta do something about Data. He rediscovered a video of Tasha, Deanna and I showering after a swim from our first year on the D. He created a holoprogram out of it and keeps the file in his quarters. Picard: Number One, can you deal with Data about this? Riker: I'll take care of it. leaves Beverly: smirks Picard: What? Crusher: I didn't mention the video also includes Worf in the background.

January 6 2013, 06:06 PM	#19
Isis Commodore	Re: Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year. LeadHead, TFTW. Crusher: "Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the people." Picard: "Sorry to disappoint you, Beverly, but I cannot let you participate in this year's talent show." Spock: "Darn. The Royale is calling. They want their robe back." Despite his claim that she "vas inwented in Russia," Chekov's Lady Gaga impression was not well received.

January 9 2013, 06:47 AM	#20
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year. The crew wants you to pronounce it "skedule," Jean Luc. The other way sounds, well, douchey. Number One? I've also updated your jacket size with the quartermaster, sir. Query, Doctor: "Rusty trombone?" Put Jim on speaker, Spock. We're not going to roofie you to 'probe your missile silo,' Chekov! Date rape is a Russian inwention! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

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January 9 2013, 05:54 PM	#22
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year. Picard: "Hmm... Sorry, Doctor, but it's really no contest. Commander Riker's 'command face' beats yours by a mile." Collins: "Walter! You've got to sit at the weapons console before we can shoot this scene!" Koenig: "No! De veapons are evil! And dangerous! And dey hate me, personally!" Khambatta: "Let me guess. Recent convert to 'method' acting?" Collins: "They're always difficult for the first month or so." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

January 11 2013, 04:41 AM	#24
BriGuy Rear Admiral Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA	Re: Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year. Beverly: Captain, we're concerned. I have reason to believe that your... ramming the Enterprise into the Scimitar over and over again may be caused by some sort of deep-seated sexual frustration. Picard: Don't be absurd, doctor. Riker: With all due respect, captain, the "ramming" has produced a dozen shuttlecrafts already, and the Scimitar is filing for support payments.

January 11 2013, 04:44 AM	#25
BriGuy Rear Admiral Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA	Re: Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year. Spock: I see... giant floating heads... and whales. Oh, the whales! And I hear voices! Wait, I died. Maybe they're angels. McCoy: We're all gonna die.

January 11 2013, 05:07 AM	#27
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year. McCoy: "I notice just about all of the displays in here are flashing red! Is that as bad as I think it is?" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

January 11 2013, 06:42 AM	#28
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year. McCoy: Well? Is that your LDS connection? Spock: I think Uhura gave us the wrong number. This LDS service keeps asking for a donation for some gardener who died and came back to life. I'll ask them what they know about Genesis. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 13 2013, 12:24 AM	#29
NX-01 Lieutenant Commander Location: Gateshead, England	Re: Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year. Crusher - Captian you need to make the most of your off hours. Picard - Whatever you say Beverly. (said seductively) Riker - Erm Captian that's my leg... Picard - Oh I know number 1, I know...Beverly please leave. __________________ Phlox - "I'm fine!" T'Pol - "You nearly shot the captain's dog!"

January 13 2013, 01:57 AM	#30
Smellincoffee Fleet Captain Location: Vulcan	Re: Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year. Picard: ...you want to get married. Riker: Yes. Picard: I'll be hanged, I never thought the two of you had the slightest interest in one another. Riker: What?! No, of course not. I want to be married to Deanna. Crusher: "Of course not"? Riker: I- I didn't mean anything by that, doctor. You're quite a handsome woman, and - Crusher: "Handsome"? That's it, I'm rescinding my signature on your marriage license. Spock: Well, mercy sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your - (notices McCoy) - tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone, 'bye bye! (Beat) Yes, doctor? __________________ "The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.." - Commander Montgomery Scott.