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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old January 8 2013, 06:43 AM   #16
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PICARD: I don't remember authorizing a Stargate crossover.
TASHA: I'm not Sam Carter, sir, I'm your security chief Tasha Yar.
PICARD: Blond short hair with dark roots, tough girl feminist who gets kidnapped by stereotypes in the third episode. Come on now.
TASHA: Okay, y'got me.


Tasha: Hey, just because my genitals are on the inside....
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Old January 8 2013, 03:41 PM   #17
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LeadHead, TFTW.



Geordi: "Earth's 1960s called. They want their women's hair style back."
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Old January 8 2013, 05:08 PM   #18
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WORF: You said this place would be crawling with chicks. And they'd be into us.

GEORDI: And you believed me? I'm Geordi LaForge, Wesley gets more action than me!!!
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Old January 9 2013, 04:05 AM   #19
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Picard: "Mr. Data , No Planking on the Bridge, besides you're doing it wrong."
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Old January 9 2013, 04:12 AM   #20
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PICARD: Doctor, I've no idea how many batteries he takes.
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Old January 9 2013, 05:23 PM   #21
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Tasha: Captain! The Leadhead just dropped out of the DS9 Caption Contest. They still have us and the Pre-Abrams Movies:

Riker: Red Alert! Raise Sheilds

Picard: Damn! Transfer power from the holodecks and replicators to Leadhead!
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Old January 9 2013, 06:31 PM   #22
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YAR: A big greasy black guy kills me?
PICARD: I know it's not PC, but it's in the script, so...





PICARD: Does my bum look big in this?





Last person to take their hands off the Enterprise wins it.





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CRUSHER: Anyone got any jump leads?
PICARD: Geordi, pull over at the station up ahead.
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Old January 10 2013, 02:30 AM   #23
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Picard: What in the blazes happened here?

Geordi: We were going over old pictures for a slideshow screensaver. When we got to this one, Data started moaning and collapsed.
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Old January 10 2013, 03:08 PM   #24
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LaForge: "So you're in the doghouse with Chief O'Brien, huh?"
Worf: "I do not wish to discuss it."
LaForge: "Well, the whole ship is getting his side of the story."

...

LaForge: "I heard you went to his appreciation of British comedy night."
Worf: "Yes. He was showing something called... sitcoms."
LaForge: "Ah. He showed Red Dwarf, didn't he?"
Worf: "That is when Nurse Ogawa called me a communist."
LaForge: "Red Worf? I get it. Is that when you...?"
Worf: "Certainly not. Besides I understand the joke. My human parents taught me about communism, an honorable, if flawed philosophy."
LaForge: "So why did you...?"
Worf sighs: "It was when the one named Lister called the one named Rimmer a smeghead."
LaForge: "I don't get it."
Worf: "I said that at least I had the decency to wash my ridges."
LaForge: "And that's when everyone laughed at you."
Worf: "Yes."
LaForge: "And that's when you put a bat'leth through Chief O'Brien's vintage DVD player."
Worf: "Yes."
LaForge: "See, now that's why you don't get invited to parties."
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Old January 10 2013, 10:19 PM   #25
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Troi: "Oh, God, I forgot to put a static sheet in the dryer!"

Riker: "Red Alert!"
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Old January 11 2013, 06:24 AM   #26
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^ Good one!




It's the Legarans, sir. They want your RSVP for their candlelight supper.

Did they mention...my request?

Yes sir. They said they were looking forward to your "Airing of Grievances" custom.

Make it so.



Picard to Yar, I require your expertise in my ready room.
A security matter, sir? Or is it another spider?
Bring a phaser, Lieutenant.




Worf: If you spent half the energy you use on the holodeck toward meeting people in Ten Forward, you would not need my help placing your singles ad on the Qo'nos central computer.

Geordi: It's a cultural exchange, Worf!

Worf: With benefits?

Geordi: There a law against benefits?




Troi: We're too late! Our Swatches have contaminated the culture!




Crusher: The new standard issue underwear have cut off the circulation to his brain.

LaForge: It could have been any one of us...

Picard: Who won the pool?

Crusher: The underwear pool? Or the Soong-type android gets killed doing something ridiculous pool?
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Old January 11 2013, 06:30 AM   #27
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Worf: You realize we'll be dead by the end of this mission.

Geordi: Brothers in space can't catch no break.
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Old January 11 2013, 06:31 AM   #28
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What? It looks like HTV did a fantastic job...
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Old January 11 2013, 06:34 AM   #29
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Crusher: Come in, Jean-Luc. The doctor is... ready for you...
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Old January 11 2013, 06:37 AM   #30
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Geordi: So, Raj was dressed up like you?

Worf: Yes.

Geordi: And Leonard was the captain, Sheldon was Data.

Worf: Correct.

Geordi: And Howard went as a Borg? That doesn't make any sense. Why didn't he go as me? I'm the chief engineer. He's an engineer.

Worf: Howard demonstrated he can attract a female.

Geordi: Oh...
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