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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old January 5 2013, 09:08 AM   #16
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year.



CRUSHER: The rabbit died.
PICARD: You're pregnant?
CRUSHER: No. Will is.




KELLEY: They what?!
NIMOY: Picked Bill to direct Star Trek V.




COLLINS: Walter! What's wrong?
KOENING: The script! They. Keep. Changing. It!
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Old January 6 2013, 11:02 AM   #17
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year.



Beverly: No, Jean Luc. You can't order one crewman to get a boob job without making the entire crew get boob jobs.

Picard: Make it so.




Well who is it, Spock?

It is a pocket ring. Apparently Captain Kirk is wrestling cats in a pie factory with Captain Pike.

How do you know it's Pike?

He is repeatedly beeping once for "yes."





Ilia: His body is rejecting his leisure suit.
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Old January 6 2013, 05:30 PM   #18
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Beverly: You gotta do something about Data. He rediscovered a video of Tasha, Deanna and I showering after a swim from our first year on the D. He created a holoprogram out of it and keeps the file in his quarters.

Picard: Number One, can you deal with Data about this?

Riker: I'll take care of it. *leaves*

Beverly: *smirks*

Picard: What?

Crusher: I didn't mention the video also includes Worf in the background.
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Old January 6 2013, 06:06 PM   #19
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LeadHead, TFTW.



Crusher: "Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the people."

Picard: "Sorry to disappoint you, Beverly, but I cannot let you participate in this year's talent show."





Spock: "Darn. The Royale is calling. They want their robe back."





Despite his claim that she "vas inwented in Russia," Chekov's Lady Gaga impression was not well received.
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Old January 9 2013, 06:47 AM   #20
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The crew wants you to pronounce it "skedule," Jean Luc. The other way sounds, well, douchey.

Number One?

I've also updated your jacket size with the quartermaster, sir.




Query, Doctor: "Rusty trombone?"
Put Jim on speaker, Spock.




We're not going to roofie you to 'probe your missile silo,' Chekov!

Date rape is a Russian inwention!
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Old January 9 2013, 03:06 PM   #21
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The crew wants you to pronounce it "skedule," Jean Luc. The other way sounds, well, douchey.
Picard: "It's how we pronounce it in the Queen's English... French! Queen's French! Merde! Zut alors! Sacre bleu!"
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Old January 9 2013, 05:54 PM   #22
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Picard: "Hmm... Sorry, Doctor, but it's really no contest. Commander Riker's 'command face' beats yours by a mile."




Collins: "Walter! You've got to sit at the weapons console before we can shoot this scene!"
Koenig: "No! De veapons are evil! And dangerous! And dey hate me, personally!"
Khambatta: "Let me guess. Recent convert to 'method' acting?"
Collins: "They're always difficult for the first month or so."
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Old January 9 2013, 10:56 PM   #23
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The crew wants you to pronounce it "skedule," Jean Luc. The other way sounds, well, douchey.
Picard: "It's how we pronounce it in the Queen's English... French! Queen's French! Merde! Zut alors! Sacre bleu!"


Je voulais pas vous offenser, mon ami!




Picard: My love is a fever, longing still for that which no longer nurseth the disease -

Beverly: Captain, France called. They want their cheese back.
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Old January 11 2013, 04:41 AM   #24
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Beverly: Captain, we're concerned. I have reason to believe that your... ramming the Enterprise into the Scimitar over and over again may be caused by some sort of deep-seated sexual frustration.

Picard: Don't be absurd, doctor.

Riker: With all due respect, captain, the "ramming" has produced a dozen shuttlecrafts already, and the Scimitar is filing for support payments.
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Old January 11 2013, 04:44 AM   #25
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Spock: I see... giant floating heads... and whales. Oh, the whales! And I hear voices! Wait, I died. Maybe they're angels.

McCoy: We're all gonna die.
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Old January 11 2013, 04:46 AM   #26
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Spock: I see... giant floating heads... and whales. Oh, the whales! And I hear voices! Wait, I died. Maybe they're angels.

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McCoy: Just how much LDS did you take?
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Old January 11 2013, 05:07 AM   #27
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McCoy: "I notice just about all of the displays in here are flashing red! Is that as bad as I think it is?"
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Old January 11 2013, 06:42 AM   #28
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McCoy: Well? Is that your LDS connection?
Spock: I think Uhura gave us the wrong number. This LDS service keeps asking for a donation for some gardener who died and came back to life. I'll ask them what they know about Genesis.
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Old January 13 2013, 12:24 AM   #29
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Crusher - Captian you need to make the most of your off hours.

Picard - Whatever you say Beverly. (said seductively)

Riker - Erm Captian that's my leg...

Picard - Oh I know number 1, I know...Beverly please leave.
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Old January 13 2013, 01:57 AM   #30
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Picard: ...you want to get married.
Riker: Yes.
Picard: I'll be hanged, I never thought the two of you had the slightest interest in one another.
Riker: What?! No, of course not. I want to be married to Deanna.
Crusher: "Of course not"?
Riker: I- I didn't mean anything by that, doctor. You're quite a handsome woman, and -
Crusher: "Handsome"? That's it, I'm rescinding my signature on your marriage license.


Spock: Well, mercy sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your - (notices McCoy)
- tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone, 'bye bye!
(Beat)
Yes, doctor?
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