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Old January 2 2013, 09:32 PM   #16
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Archer: You know, we just just speak aloud rather than texting back and forth.
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Old January 2 2013, 09:51 PM   #17
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Archer: The surveillance system on this ship is quite extensive...

I don't have to "imagine," commander.
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Old January 2 2013, 09:53 PM   #18
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T'Pol: Captain, with the exception of the Pakleds, you are the last humanoid in the quadrant who still plays "Angry Birds."
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Old January 3 2013, 01:19 AM   #19
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Archer: "I've been reading over your crew evaluations. I like the way you wrote that Ensign Brady 'plays well with others.'"
T'Pol: "Well, I figured calling her the 'ship's bike' on her official evaluation might be unnecessarily harsh."
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Old January 3 2013, 04:21 AM   #20
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Trip: "Piloting a starship ain't like dustin' crops, boy!"
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Old January 3 2013, 04:47 AM   #21
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Hoshi: I'm sick of watching my nose hairs grow. I should have brought a back massager. T'Pol -
T'Pol: Get your own.



T'Pol: Stop forwarding me email.
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Old January 4 2013, 03:52 AM   #22
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T'POL: "T'Pol", is a very common Vulcan name. That is not my profile on VulcanSingles.com.
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Old January 4 2013, 04:17 AM   #23
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T'Pol: Stop forwarding me email.
Archer: But this time I checked Snopes first!
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Old January 4 2013, 09:14 AM   #24
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Phlox: Amazing, Lieutenant. Had you not shown me I never would have believed you could paint T'Pol in the nude with tobacco spit.

Mayweather: Epic knockers.




That Vulcan ketsunoana. I don't have a Fu Manchu! I bet she has never even seen a Tarantino movie, for that matter!




Captain, thank you for refraining from your usual soapy activities for the night.

No problem, Commander. I left all my floaty boats in my quarters.




Hoshi: I'd ask you what you're thinking but then they'd have to pay you for a speaking role.




Trip: Must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that!

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Just for that I'll string him along for a few years then marry a Vulcan.
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Old January 7 2013, 08:51 PM   #25
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Billinglsey: "Why do I have to be the blurry one?"
Montgomery: "At least you get a line in this episode."
Keating: "Who said that?"
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Old January 8 2013, 05:27 AM   #26
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Archer: what's up with Malcolm?
Phlox: he's got a case of numb tongue at the moment captain.



Hoshi: I'm Hoshi Sato and that was six o clock enterprise news.



Archer: my god this 50 shades of grey really is dirty.
T'pol: I told you so captain.



Hoshi: what you smirking at?
Travis: I've just put lip gloss on trip whilst he was sleeping hehe



Trip: wow I look great this lip gloss complements me, now pout. Ohh yeahhhh.
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Old January 8 2013, 10:04 PM   #27
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T'Pol: So, Captain, have Frank and Joe caught the burglar yet?
Archer: Hey! Spoiler alert!
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Old January 9 2013, 05:26 PM   #28
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Archer: I bet Cumberbatch is playing a young clone of myself, bent on revenge for Scotty's losing my prized beagle.

T'Pol: Somehow, I doubt it.

Archer: He looks like myself before Quantum Leap!
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Old January 11 2013, 02:06 AM   #29
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T'Pol: Captain, what are you doing over there?

Archer: I'm reading porn like I always do this time of day.

T'Pol: No, I meant what are you doing in the girls toilets. You may be the most illogical human I have come accross but surely even you could have found a more suitable location for your hobby.

Archer: ...why did you wait til you were sat on the can with your pants round your ankles to ask me this?
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Old January 11 2013, 02:24 AM   #30
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Archer: "Trip. Who are you hiding from?"
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