ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever. - Page 2

LeadHead · January 2 2013, 09:32 PM

Archer: You know, we just just speak aloud rather than texting back and forth.

BriGuy · January 2 2013, 09:51 PM

Archer: The surveillance system on this ship is quite extensive...

I don't have to "imagine," commander.

BriGuy · January 2 2013, 09:53 PM

T'Pol: Captain, with the exception of the Pakleds, you are the last humanoid in the quadrant who still plays "Angry Birds."

Jonas Grumby · January 3 2013, 01:19 AM

Archer: "I've been reading over your crew evaluations. I like the way you wrote that Ensign Brady 'plays well with others.'"
T'Pol: "Well, I figured calling her the 'ship's bike' on her official evaluation might be unnecessarily harsh."

Herkimer Jitty · January 3 2013, 04:21 AM

Trip: "Piloting a starship ain't like dustin' crops, boy!"

Triskelion · January 3 2013, 04:47 AM

Hoshi: I'm sick of watching my nose hairs grow. I should have brought a back massager. T'Pol -
T'Pol: Get your own.

T'Pol: Stop forwarding me email.

Nerys Myk · January 4 2013, 03:52 AM

T'POL: "T'Pol", is a very common Vulcan name. That is not my profile on VulcanSingles.com.

jespah · January 4 2013, 04:17 AM

Triskelion wrote:

T'Pol: Stop forwarding me email.

Archer: But this time I checked Snopes first!

Triskelion · January 4 2013, 09:14 AM

Phlox: Amazing, Lieutenant. Had you not shown me I never would have believed you could paint T'Pol in the nude with tobacco spit.

Mayweather: Epic knockers.

That Vulcan ketsunoana. I don't have a Fu Manchu! I bet she has never even seen a Tarantino movie, for that matter!

Captain, thank you for refraining from your usual soapy activities for the night.

No problem, Commander. I left all my floaty boats in my quarters.

Hoshi: I'd ask you what you're thinking but then they'd have to pay you for a speaking role.

Trip: Must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that!

T'Pol: Just for that I'll string him along for a few years then marry a Vulcan.

TiberiusMaximus · January 7 2013, 08:51 PM

Billinglsey: "Why do I have to be the blurry one?"
Montgomery: "At least you get a line in this episode."
Keating: "Who said that?"

Antni · January 8 2013, 05:27 AM

Archer: what's up with Malcolm?
Phlox: he's got a case of numb tongue at the moment captain.

Hoshi: I'm Hoshi Sato and that was six o clock enterprise news.

Archer: my god this 50 shades of grey really is dirty.
T'pol: I told you so captain.

Hoshi: what you smirking at?
Travis: I've just put lip gloss on trip whilst he was sleeping hehe

Trip: wow I look great this lip gloss complements me, now pout. Ohh yeahhhh.

TiberiusMaximus · January 8 2013, 10:04 PM

T'Pol: So, Captain, have Frank and Joe caught the burglar yet?
Archer: Hey! Spoiler alert!

Finn · January 9 2013, 05:26 PM

Archer: I bet Cumberbatch is playing a young clone of myself, bent on revenge for Scotty's losing my prized beagle.

T'Pol: Somehow, I doubt it.

Archer: He looks like myself before Quantum Leap!

Merlanthe · January 11 2013, 02:06 AM

T'Pol: Captain, what are you doing over there?

Archer: I'm reading porn like I always do this time of day.

T'Pol: No, I meant what are you doing in the girls toilets. You may be the most illogical human I have come accross but surely even you could have found a more suitable location for your hobby.

Archer: ...why did you wait til you were sat on the can with your pants round your ankles to ask me this?

Jonas Grumby · January 11 2013, 02:24 AM

Archer: "Trip. Who are you hiding from?"

January 2 2013, 09:32 PM	#16
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever. Archer: You know, we just just speak aloud rather than texting back and forth. __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

January 2 2013, 09:51 PM	#17
BriGuy Rear Admiral Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA	Re: ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever. Archer: The surveillance system on this ship is quite extensive... I don't have to "imagine," commander.

January 2 2013, 09:53 PM	#18
BriGuy Rear Admiral Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA	Re: ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever. T'Pol: Captain, with the exception of the Pakleds, you are the last humanoid in the quadrant who still plays "Angry Birds."

January 3 2013, 01:19 AM	#19
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever. Archer: "I've been reading over your crew evaluations. I like the way you wrote that Ensign Brady 'plays well with others.'" T'Pol: "Well, I figured calling her the 'ship's bike' on her official evaluation might be unnecessarily harsh." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer Last edited by Jonas Grumby; January 3 2013 at 06:21 PM.

January 3 2013, 04:21 AM	#20
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January 3 2013, 04:47 AM	#21
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever. Hoshi: I'm sick of watching my nose hairs grow. I should have brought a back massager. T'Pol - T'Pol: Get your own. T'Pol: Stop forwarding me email. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 4 2013, 03:52 AM	#22
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever. T'POL: "T'Pol", is a very common Vulcan name. That is not my profile on VulcanSingles.com. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

January 4 2013, 09:14 AM	#24
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever. Phlox: Amazing, Lieutenant. Had you not shown me I never would have believed you could paint T'Pol in the nude with tobacco spit. Mayweather: Epic knockers. That Vulcan ketsunoana. I don't have a Fu Manchu! I bet she has never even seen a Tarantino movie, for that matter! Captain, thank you for refraining from your usual soapy activities for the night. No problem, Commander. I left all my floaty boats in my quarters. Hoshi: I'd ask you what you're thinking but then they'd have to pay you for a speaking role. Trip: Must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that! T'Pol: Just for that I'll string him along for a few years then marry a Vulcan. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 7 2013, 08:51 PM	#25
TiberiusMaximus Fleet Captain Location: A ship, a living ship, full of strange alien lifeforms.	Re: ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever. Billinglsey: "Why do I have to be the blurry one?" Montgomery: "At least you get a line in this episode." Keating: "Who said that?" __________________ "Quite possibly, the five Jem'Hadar could turn Data into a collection of four spasming limbs, one helpless torso, and one head that shouts insults at them like the Black Knight from the Monty Python sketch." -Timo Saloniemi

January 8 2013, 05:27 AM	#26
Antni Lieutenant Junior Grade Location: Manchester, UK	Re: ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever. Archer: what's up with Malcolm? Phlox: he's got a case of numb tongue at the moment captain. Hoshi: I'm Hoshi Sato and that was six o clock enterprise news. Archer: my god this 50 shades of grey really is dirty. T'pol: I told you so captain. Hoshi: what you smirking at? Travis: I've just put lip gloss on trip whilst he was sleeping hehe Trip: wow I look great this lip gloss complements me, now pout. Ohh yeahhhh. __________________ "Speak for yourself sir, I plan to live forever."

January 8 2013, 10:04 PM	#27
TiberiusMaximus Fleet Captain Location: A ship, a living ship, full of strange alien lifeforms.	Re: ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever. T'Pol: So, Captain, have Frank and Joe caught the burglar yet? Archer: Hey! Spoiler alert! __________________ "Quite possibly, the five Jem'Hadar could turn Data into a collection of four spasming limbs, one helpless torso, and one head that shouts insults at them like the Black Knight from the Monty Python sketch." -Timo Saloniemi

January 9 2013, 05:26 PM	#28
Finn Vice Admiral Location: West of Boston	Re: ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever. Archer: I bet Cumberbatch is playing a young clone of myself, bent on revenge for Scotty's losing my prized beagle. T'Pol: Somehow, I doubt it. Archer: He looks like myself before Quantum Leap!

January 11 2013, 02:06 AM	#29
Merlanthe Lieutenant Commander	Re: ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever. T'Pol: Captain, what are you doing over there? Archer: I'm reading porn like I always do this time of day. T'Pol: No, I meant what are you doing in the girls toilets. You may be the most illogical human I have come accross but surely even you could have found a more suitable location for your hobby. Archer: ...why did you wait til you were sat on the can with your pants round your ankles to ask me this? __________________ A hoarde of flying fizzy bees are coming to eat your dreams...

January 11 2013, 02:24 AM	#30
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever. Archer: "Trip. Who are you hiding from?" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer