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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old January 2 2013, 12:19 PM   #31
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Here's to Leadhead! Hip Hip!



Tasha: Drugs make you feel good, Wesley.
Scruffy: I'm on break.



Picard: The enemy isn't the other party! It's our own nature! Our own nature!
Riva: Ok, sheesh! All I asked was where's the hoochie mamas.



Troi: All the evil of your people concentrated onto you?
Aramis: Fiesta buffet at the Stinking Gorn.




The French Tickler and his sidekick, Assbot.
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Old January 3 2013, 11:33 AM   #32
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Tasha: Drugs make you feel good, Wesley.
Tasha: "They also make you feel like you're seven feet tall."

(Is Crosby standing on a box in this shot?)

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Old January 3 2013, 04:41 PM   #33
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Stewart: "The other day you said my delivery was too wooden, and today it's too mechanical. Picky, picky, picky!"
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Old January 3 2013, 04:53 PM   #34
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Picard misunderstood the meaning of "getting lit over the holidays."
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Old January 3 2013, 10:17 PM   #35
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Picard's attempt to market the Hands Free Laserpointer was a unequivocal failure.
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Old January 4 2013, 08:39 AM   #36
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Guinan: Around the world in eighty mother f*in days....
Data: Puttin on the Riiiiiiiiiiitz!



Geordi, Guinan asked me to tell you to stop transporting all the tequila.




Data: When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. That picture of you and Leah Brahms riding bareback on a unicorn is not in fact real, Geordi, but - a hologram!

Geordi: No shit, Sherlock!




Captain, are you aware that your tank is infested with Venusian sea monkeys?

What are they doing, Data?

They would appear to be giving me the middle flipper.
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Old January 4 2013, 04:46 PM   #37
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Worst...Trek convention...ever.





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Once you go machine, anything else is a bad dream.
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Old January 4 2013, 05:11 PM   #38
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Picard: "What do you mean you forgot to make reservations? The Stinking Gorn has a waiting list a mile long. It's not like I can just slip 'em a few quatloos."
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Old January 4 2013, 05:12 PM   #39
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Picard: "Hey, I never said you could borrow from my wardrobe, especially my prized 80's Futurism collection; now take 'em off!"
Riva: "What the hell's wrong with you? These are just some fashionable drapes from the rec room!"
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Old January 4 2013, 06:41 PM   #40
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Enterprise Prom Night threw up some unexpected couples.
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Old January 5 2013, 03:17 AM   #41
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Picard: Listen to me! I said, Listen to Me!

Riva: What? What? I can't hear you! You're covering up my ears!
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Old January 5 2013, 03:39 AM   #42
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PICARD: There's gotta be away to make this look like an accident.
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Old January 5 2013, 07:38 AM   #43
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Data: I read the Yelp reviews. Commander Riker gave the Stinking Gorn four Vulcan salutes, and recommended the Parthas à la Yuta.

Picard: When I develop a taste for sehlat taint, I'll let you know, Data.
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Old January 5 2013, 09:56 AM   #44
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Geordi: "I feel like I'm wearing somebody's old quilt!"

Picard: "I feel that if I can't grow hair on the top of my head, then I'm damned well going to grow it somewhere!"

Data: "I feel....like I belong in an old episode of 'Maude'!"

Beverly: "I feel like I'm losing my mind!"
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Old January 5 2013, 12:14 PM   #45
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Crusher: You guys want to go f*ck up ST: Enterprise?
All:
I'm in.
Me too.
Make it so.
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