Confessions: You do it and you know it is bad

[RAMA]

LOL everybody does, this is the reason why Seinfeld is so popular...would you conk an old lady over the head for a marble rye, or get revenge on your boss...

As for mine, are you kidding? I could make a list.

RAMA

[scotpens]

teacake wrote:

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I never told you the cat was licking your dinner because I wanted you to eat it.

How bad can that be? Cat spit must be clean. After all, they wash themselves with it.

[Grey]

Here's my guilty one-time admission: I once took a rock from a famous archeological site that was being reconstructed from the rubble I had taken a piece of as a "souvenir." When I mentioned this casually to my best friend one day, who is an archeologist, he chewed my head off. I uh...should probably return it someday.

My general confession: I put the toilet paper on the holder the way everyone hates (the roll starting from behind and under). I do this all the time. But I absolutely never do it on purpose; I just grab the TP out of the bag and stick it on the holder however it came out!

The guilty part is that when I notice I've done it again and that everyone hates it that way, I don't bother to change it.

SmoothieX wrote:

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I poop too much.

Do you then bill the client for it?

[J. Allen]

teacake wrote:

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At some point you may have to get a new Cheerios box in case they notice they have been eating out of the old box for 6 months.

"Wow, these Cheerios really last!"

Actually, no. They don't usually notice the dates on things. Seriously, my parents could be eating six month old Cheerios for all they know, but fortunately I pay attention to dates and such. Let me put it this way: My dad once took some Alka Seltzer that had expired in March of 2007. The date he took them? December of 2009.

Anywho, the box itself is in fairly good shape, and since I'm the one that pours the cereal for my mom (she can't walk), no one notices.

teacake wrote:

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No.. I once had 84.00 in fines. That was the last time I ever set foot in a library. I've heard they don't do fines in some places now.

My record to date is $128.00 in fines. Our library charged 50 cents per day, per book, and compounded that every other week. I had 3 books out, and a DVD. The DVD was $1.00 per day, per DVD, compounded every two weeks. I did not get to keep the books or DVD.

[Finn]

^At least they don't eat Wheaties, or you wouldn't be able to get away with Nancy Kerrigan on the box for the past 19 years...

[J. Allen]

Finngle Bells wrote:

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^At least they don't eat Wheaties, or you wouldn't be able to get away with Nancy Kerrigan on the box for the past 19 years...

Good point.

[Alidar Jarok]

SmoothieX wrote:

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I've called out sick when there's been nothing wrong with me. Reasons have included being hungover, wanting to go for a hike on a nice day, got home at 2 AM after MNF, mental health break, etc.

I tried to call out sick because I had a hangover once. My boss thought I was calling out sick to watch a football game and told me to come in anyway. I couldn't be like "I swear I'm not trying to watch a football game, I'm just hungover!"

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I used to be afraid to call in sick - no matter how sick I actually was - because our assistant manager was so nasty to talk to. He's not there anymore. But I always work the 6:30 shift so I would feel guilty if I missed a shift because there's hardly anyone else there that early.

[Snaploud]

Santa Hooves wrote:

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Actually, no. They don't usually notice the dates on things. Seriously, my parents could be eating six month old Cheerios for all they know, but fortunately I pay attention to dates and such. Let me put it this way: My dad once took some Alka Seltzer that had expired in March of 2007. The date he took them? December of 2009.

Anywho, the box itself is in fairly good shape, and since I'm the one that pours the cereal for my mom (she can't walk), no one notices.

It would be funny if your mom reminisces one day about how Cheerios used to taste better back in her youth and that the company must have changed its recipe.

[teacake]

I like to wear my headphones when on the computer so people think I'm listening to something and don't interrupt me as much. I'm wearing them right now. Nothing is coming out of them.

[J. Allen]

Snaploud wrote:

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It would be funny if your mom reminisces one day about how Cheerios used to taste better back in her youth and that the company must have changed its recipe.

Yeah, but that's an easy fix: "You know how it is. They change it on you right after you get used to the way it is already."

[kolibri]

Whenever people come over to our house, after they leave I meticulously wipe down every surface they douched with Lysol wipes.

[teacake]

I have to believe that "douched" was a bit freudian there.

[ByrdMan]

kolibri wrote:

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Whenever people come over to our house, after they leave I meticulously wipe down every surface they douched with Lysol wipes.

If I had people douching all over my house, I'd probably go a little crazy with the Lysol too.

[Locutus of Bored]

kolibri wrote:

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Whenever people come over to our house, after they leave I meticulously wipe down every surface they douched with Lysol wipes.

Seems kind of redundant.