Confessions: You do it and you know it is bad

[scotpens]

teacake wrote:

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I have a library book that was due 24 years ago.

Just for the hell of it, have you figured what the overdue fines would be by now?

[Peach Wookiee]

I... eat whole bags of potato chips on occasion. The 10-ounce bags...

[teacake]

The Eggnogstic wrote:

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Just for the hell of it, have you figured what the overdue fines would be by now?

No.. I once had 84.00 in fines. That was the last time I ever set foot in a library. I've heard they don't do fines in some places now.

[SmoothieX]

I poop too much.

[Gary Mitchell]

SmoothieX wrote:

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I poop too much.

Better out than in.

I found $60.00 hanging out of an ATM and kept it. No one was anywhere around but I didn't turn it in to the bank.

[scotpens]

Peach Wookiee wrote:

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I... eat whole bags of potato chips on occasion. The 10-ounce bags...

I can go through half a 16-ounce jar of peanut butter in one sitting. Sometimes I don't even bother spreading it on anything.

[Owain Taggart]

teacake wrote:

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No.. I once had 84.00 in fines. That was the last time I ever set foot in a library. I've heard they don't do fines in some places now.

Sounds like an episode of Seinfeld

[teacake]

I never paid it either. You can add that to my list of sins.

[Peach Wookiee]

The Eggnogstic wrote:

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I can go through half a 16-ounce jar of peanut butter in one sitting. Sometimes I don't even bother spreading it on anything.

At least the peanut butter has protein. The chips are so salty, it isn't even funny.

[teacake]

Once I had a friend over who was boring me to death talking about her home renovations (one of my most hated conversations). I was dying for her to leave and suddenly she gasped at the clock on the wall and said if it was that late she had to go right away.

The clock was one hour fast because we had had daylight savings time a few weeks before and I had typically gotten used to adjusting it in my head and not bothered standing on a chair and changing it. I didn't tell her.

[Collingwood Nick]

Wow, so much badassery going on!

I waste time at work on the internet, like right now for example lol

When I feel like going home early the shop mysteriously develops 'oven problems', 'plumbing issues' or even 'circumstances'. Love that!

[teacake]

I never told you the cat was licking your dinner because I wanted you to eat it.

[lurok]

Wow, we're so edgy and dangerous

I'll sometimes cycle down a no-cycling path if no-one around. And once in a blue moon I'll happily finish a packet of Oreos in one go.

[Roger Wilco]

pigletsgiblets wrote:

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When I go to a use book store,I'll put a sticker of a lower amount on a book that I want.

I'm pretty sure that's theft. Which is maybe hypocritical for me to say because my "confession" would be: I download whatever the fuck I want without regret.

[SmoothieX]

I've called out sick when there's been nothing wrong with me. Reasons have included being hungover, wanting to go for a hike on a nice day, got home at 2 AM after MNF, mental health break, etc.