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Old December 25 2012, 07:31 PM   #16
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Janeway: I wish I accepted Commander Sisko's gift before we left Deep Space Nine. I told him I thought there wouldn't be enough time for me to maintain it.

Chakotay: What was it?

Janeway: A Raktajino sapling and a brewing machine to go with it. He thought I might like it in my ready room.
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Old December 26 2012, 10:00 AM   #17
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- Captain, sometimes I feel that in order to get any attention around here, I should implant a coffee nozzle in my forehead. Captain? Captain!

Once, a long time ago, I called this replicator a glorified toaster. It never forgave me. Sorry, did you say something about the coffee?




Harry, haven't you made up your mind yet?

Sorry Tom, her price list has more pages than a Chinese restaurant menu. About this number twelve -

No substitutions!




Wanna go stress test a bio bed?

Does a neurostatic pulse to the secondary neocortex make a Cytoplasmic Lifeform lose bowel control?

...?

Yes. Yes, it does.



Janeway: Why did the Vulcan sell his wedding ring in the Delta Quadrant?

Janeway: He wanted to pawn far.




Mister Vulcan, you use the word "Logic" an awful lot. Actually, its root origin, <air quotes> "Cthia," is a deeper Vulcan concept that is merely translated into Federation Standard as "logic." It actually denotes a more complex meaning of "reality-truth." This goes far beyond your throwaway referent of "logic" as a simple-minded catchall idiom. A more sophisticated understanding of Vulcan logic refers to deeper connotations of the psychosocial/ ethno-mythology of logic as objective fact - beyond even perceptual contexts of a given observer - as opposed to your typical rationale. It invokes emotional mastery and the pacifism espoused by Surak, whose epistemological definition of <air quotes> "Cthia" would actually exist in contradiction to <air quotes> "Logic" as you so often bring up. Surak was a famous Vulcan phil-aggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Old December 28 2012, 08:19 AM   #18
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Janeway: Computer, when I ordered a "grande" coffee, I meant for it not to be more liquid than the cup could hold.




Kim: According to the menu, we can't afford anything at this bar.

Paris: No, You can't afford anything at this bar.



Paris: So do you think the crew knows that we're dating?

Torres: After you put a "If this house is a rocking, don't come a knocking" Sign on my door, I think the secret's out.




Janeway: Lets properly thank the chef.

Everyone throws food at Neelix.




Tuvok: My Pon Farr is not your concern, Mister Neelix.
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Old December 28 2012, 11:15 PM   #19
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The next caption contest will be here tomorrow.
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Old December 29 2012, 04:07 AM   #20
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EMH: I hear Mr. Paris is banging some chick in Engineering.

TUVOK: Indeed, the rumors are she is a "screamer".

JANEWAY: So, what have you heard, B'Leanna? B'Leanna? B'Leanna?
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Old December 30 2012, 12:52 AM   #21
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A new contest is up!!!

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.ph...79#post7461979
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