Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings - Page 3

Triskelion · December 20 2012, 05:33 AM

Do you know how to interface LCARS with an X-35J interpolation digit?

Borgle it.

What is the problem, K'Raggh!
It is the Federation warning beacon sir. I am trying to decode the meaning of its message.
That is the automated recording found on all unguarded Federation borders. It is telling us we are now registered Democrats.
What does that mean?
No one knows, K'Raggh. No one knows.

Spock: This meeting of the Starfleet Model Railroaders Club will now come to order. <Blows train whistle>

Gil T.Azell · December 21 2012, 03:09 PM

Kruge: "Psst. What does a yellow light mean?"
Gunner "Slow Down"
Kruge: "OK. What... does... a... yellow... light... mean?"
Gunner "Slow down!"
Kruge:: OK. Wwwwhhhaaaat dooeesss aaaa yyyeeeellllowwww lllliiiight mmmmeeeannn?
Gunner "Slow down!"
Kruge:: "OK. Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat dddddddoooooooeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllloooooooowwwwwwww w liiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhtt mmmmmeeeeeeaaaaaan?"

Nerys Myk · December 22 2012, 03:09 AM

GUNNER: This "flux capacitor" seems faulty. I suspect an inferior design.

KRUGE: You dare dishonor the House of B'Rwn!!!!! My ancestors will feast up your bones in Sto'Vo'Kor while your soul suffers in Gre'thor!!!!

SeerSGB · December 22 2012, 03:17 AM

Drone 1: Wait is that...it is, you're using a tricorder? You're a Borg, we have thing that are ten times as powerful built into our cranial modules.

Drone 2: It's Geordie's Tricorder

Drone 1: Porn?

Drone 2: Porn.

Mother (OS): Chris, time for diner!

Kruge: I told you my name is Kruge! And I'm not done playing Star Trek with my friends!

Mother (OS): Please, we all know that you don't have friends, those are drifters you picked up outside the methadone clinic and bribed with vodka and my percocets. Not get up her and eat.

Triskelion · December 22 2012, 03:38 AM

I keep telling the Queen - our keyhole cams are useless on Federation ships!

Now is the hour of death.
No sir! You see the umlat? It is the hour of juice boxes.
Oh I always get those confused.

BriGuy · December 28 2012, 09:14 PM

Drone 1: This would be easier if they had kept the "start" button.

BriGuy · December 28 2012, 10:47 PM

Spock: Gentlemen, I will attempt to explain again.

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons me, I smash scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves me, I vaporize rock, rock crushes scissors.

BriGuy · December 28 2012, 10:48 PM

What does that panel say?

"Klingon Bird of Prey. Manufactured by Biffco."

I knew this timeline wouldn't lead to anything good.

Isis · December 29 2012, 05:03 AM

Borg: "Since they made us put symbols in our password, I can never keep track of mine. I need some help--can anyone find me a criminal or a 10-year-old boy?"

Kruge: "Stroke of genius to order in. Order me a ham and Swiss, heavy on the onions, with a side of fries."

Spock: "Unfortunately, Gentlemen, our catering order has been misplaced. Would everyone like to order in instead? The other day, Kruge was telling me about this really good place. Apparently, they make a ham and Swiss, as the Commander puts it, 'to die for.'"

Isis · December 29 2012, 05:18 AM

Worst New Year's Eve party ever.

SeerSGB · December 29 2012, 06:10 AM

Spock: I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

Kirk: The hell Spock? We're talking about what to order for the lunch break: Chinese or Pizza. What the hell are you talking about.

Spock: Uh...Pizza, I would prefer Pizza. And someone might want to hail Captain Sulu and warn him about a subspace shockwave inbound from the orbit of Romulus.

Drone 1: Fucking Chrome Malware alerts.

Drone 2: Just click through it, I want to see if anyone's posted a link to Into Darkness trailer.

Herkimer Jitty · December 29 2012, 06:26 PM

Gunner: "Sir, the cloaking device is offline."

Kruge: "Fuck! Even in the future, nothing works!"

Jonas Grumby · December 29 2012, 06:45 PM

"Everyone checked their uniform? Everyone got their supply of autographed photos? Okay." *sighs* "Let the Trekkies in."

SeerSGB · December 30 2012, 06:41 AM

Spock: Now the peace process will be delicate. The Klingons are a pri...

Cartwright: Hell with that, I say we kill their chancellor, frame Kirk for it, and then kill the Federation president and frame Kirk for it too.

Starfleet CIC: I like his plan, we're doing that one.

Spock: ~sigh~

Kirk: Frame who for the what now?

Finn · December 30 2012, 07:41 AM

Cartwright: When will I get some respect around here? The prophets are going have me sire a religion icon.

December 20 2012, 05:33 AM	#31
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Do you know how to interface LCARS with an X-35J interpolation digit? Borgle it. What is the problem, K'Raggh! It is the Federation warning beacon sir. I am trying to decode the meaning of its message. That is the automated recording found on all unguarded Federation borders. It is telling us we are now registered Democrats. What does that mean? No one knows, K'Raggh. No one knows. Spock: This meeting of the Starfleet Model Railroaders Club will now come to order. <Blows train whistle> __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

December 21 2012, 03:09 PM	#32
Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Location: On the Left Coast	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Kruge: "Psst. What does a yellow light mean?" Gunner "Slow Down" Kruge: "OK. What... does... a... yellow... light... mean?" Gunner "Slow down!" Kruge:: OK. Wwwwhhhaaaat dooeesss aaaa yyyeeeellllowwww lllliiiight mmmmeeeannn? Gunner "Slow down!" Kruge:: "OK. Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat dddddddoooooooeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllloooooooowwwwwwww w liiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhtt mmmmmeeeeeeaaaaaan?" __________________ You're not really Drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osboune

December 22 2012, 03:09 AM	#33
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings GUNNER: This "flux capacitor" seems faulty. I suspect an inferior design. KRUGE: You dare dishonor the House of B'Rwn!!!!! My ancestors will feast up your bones in Sto'Vo'Kor while your soul suffers in Gre'thor!!!! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 22 2012, 03:17 AM	#34
SeerSGB Admiral Location: Tennessee	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Drone 1: Wait is that...it is, you're using a tricorder? You're a Borg, we have thing that are ten times as powerful built into our cranial modules. Drone 2: It's Geordie's Tricorder Drone 1: Porn? Drone 2: Porn. Mother (OS): Chris, time for diner! Kruge: I told you my name is Kruge! And I'm not done playing Star Trek with my friends! Mother (OS): Please, we all know that you don't have friends, those are drifters you picked up outside the methadone clinic and bribed with vodka and my percocets. Not get up her and eat. __________________ - SeerSGB - Fans want to watch the movie, listen to the music, look at the pretty pictures, read the story. They are not looking to assimilate-- Colleen Doran

December 22 2012, 03:38 AM	#35
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings I keep telling the Queen - our keyhole cams are useless on Federation ships! Now is the hour of death. No sir! You see the umlat? It is the hour of juice boxes. Oh I always get those confused. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

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December 28 2012, 09:14 PM	#36
BriGuy Rear Admiral Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Drone 1: This would be easier if they had kept the "start" button.

December 28 2012, 10:47 PM	#37
BriGuy Rear Admiral Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Spock: Gentlemen, I will attempt to explain again. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons me, I smash scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves me, I vaporize rock, rock crushes scissors.

December 28 2012, 10:48 PM	#38
BriGuy Rear Admiral Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings What does that panel say? "Klingon Bird of Prey. Manufactured by Biffco." I knew this timeline wouldn't lead to anything good.

December 29 2012, 05:03 AM	#39
Isis Commodore	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Borg: "Since they made us put symbols in our password, I can never keep track of mine. I need some help--can anyone find me a criminal or a 10-year-old boy?" Kruge: "Stroke of genius to order in. Order me a ham and Swiss, heavy on the onions, with a side of fries." Spock: "Unfortunately, Gentlemen, our catering order has been misplaced. Would everyone like to order in instead? The other day, Kruge was telling me about this really good place. Apparently, they make a ham and Swiss, as the Commander puts it, 'to die for.'"

December 29 2012, 05:18 AM	#40
Isis Commodore	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Worst New Year's Eve party ever.

December 29 2012, 06:10 AM	#41
SeerSGB Admiral Location: Tennessee	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Spock: I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago. Kirk: The hell Spock? We're talking about what to order for the lunch break: Chinese or Pizza. What the hell are you talking about. Spock: Uh...Pizza, I would prefer Pizza. And someone might want to hail Captain Sulu and warn him about a subspace shockwave inbound from the orbit of Romulus. Drone 1: Fucking Chrome Malware alerts. Drone 2: Just click through it, I want to see if anyone's posted a link to Into Darkness trailer. __________________ - SeerSGB - Fans want to watch the movie, listen to the music, look at the pretty pictures, read the story. They are not looking to assimilate-- Colleen Doran Last edited by SeerSGB; December 29 2012 at 02:09 PM.

December 29 2012, 06:26 PM	#42
Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Location: Herkimer Jitty	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Gunner: "Sir, the cloaking device is offline." Kruge: "Fuck! Even in the future, nothing works!" __________________ Fans are like space heaters. All we have to offer is hot air.

December 29 2012, 06:45 PM	#43
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings "Everyone checked their uniform? Everyone got their supply of autographed photos? Okay." sighs "Let the Trekkies in." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

December 30 2012, 06:41 AM	#44
SeerSGB Admiral Location: Tennessee	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Spock: Now the peace process will be delicate. The Klingons are a pri... Cartwright: Hell with that, I say we kill their chancellor, frame Kirk for it, and then kill the Federation president and frame Kirk for it too. Starfleet CIC: I like his plan, we're doing that one. Spock: ~sigh~ Kirk: Frame who for the what now? __________________ - SeerSGB - Fans want to watch the movie, listen to the music, look at the pretty pictures, read the story. They are not looking to assimilate-- Colleen Doran Last edited by SeerSGB; December 30 2012 at 12:23 PM.

December 30 2012, 07:41 AM	#45
Finn Vice Admiral Location: West of Boston	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Cartwright: When will I get some respect around here? The prophets are going have me sire a religion icon.