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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old December 20 2012, 05:33 AM   #31
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings



Do you know how to interface LCARS with an X-35J interpolation digit?

Borgle it.




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It is the Federation warning beacon sir. I am trying to decode the meaning of its message.
That is the automated recording found on all unguarded Federation borders. It is telling us we are now registered Democrats.
What does that mean?
No one knows, K'Raggh. No one knows.



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Old December 21 2012, 03:09 PM   #32
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Kruge: "Psst. What does a yellow light mean?"
Gunner "Slow Down"
Kruge: "OK. What... does... a... yellow... light... mean?"
Gunner "Slow down!"
Kruge:: OK. Wwwwhhhaaaat dooeesss aaaa yyyeeeellllowwww lllliiiight mmmmeeeannn?
Gunner "Slow down!"
Kruge:: "OK. Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat dddddddoooooooeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllloooooooowwwwwwww w liiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhtt mmmmmeeeeeeaaaaaan?"
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Old December 22 2012, 03:09 AM   #33
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GUNNER: This "flux capacitor" seems faulty. I suspect an inferior design.

KRUGE: You dare dishonor the House of B'Rwn!!!!! My ancestors will feast up your bones in Sto'Vo'Kor while your soul suffers in Gre'thor!!!!
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Old December 22 2012, 03:17 AM   #34
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Drone 1: Wait is that...it is, you're using a tricorder? You're a Borg, we have thing that are ten times as powerful built into our cranial modules.

Drone 2: It's Geordie's Tricorder

Drone 1: Porn?

Drone 2: Porn.



Mother (OS): Chris, time for diner!

Kruge: I told you my name is Kruge! And I'm not done playing Star Trek with my friends!

Mother (OS): Please, we all know that you don't have friends, those are drifters you picked up outside the methadone clinic and bribed with vodka and my percocets. Not get up her and eat.
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Old December 22 2012, 03:38 AM   #35
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I keep telling the Queen - our keyhole cams are useless on Federation ships!



Now is the hour of death.
No sir! You see the umlat? It is the hour of juice boxes.
Oh I always get those confused.
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Old December 28 2012, 09:14 PM   #36
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Drone 1: This would be easier if they had kept the "start" button.
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Old December 28 2012, 10:47 PM   #37
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Spock: Gentlemen, I will attempt to explain again.

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons me, I smash scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves me, I vaporize rock, rock crushes scissors.
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Old December 28 2012, 10:48 PM   #38
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What does that panel say?

"Klingon Bird of Prey. Manufactured by Biffco."

I knew this timeline wouldn't lead to anything good.
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Old December 29 2012, 05:03 AM   #39
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Borg: "Since they made us put symbols in our password, I can never keep track of mine. I need some help--can anyone find me a criminal or a 10-year-old boy?"





Kruge: "Stroke of genius to order in. Order me a ham and Swiss, heavy on the onions, with a side of fries."





Spock: "Unfortunately, Gentlemen, our catering order has been misplaced. Would everyone like to order in instead? The other day, Kruge was telling me about this really good place. Apparently, they make a ham and Swiss, as the Commander puts it, 'to die for.'"
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Old December 29 2012, 05:18 AM   #40
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Worst New Year's Eve party ever.
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Old December 29 2012, 06:10 AM   #41
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Spock: I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

Kirk: The hell Spock? We're talking about what to order for the lunch break: Chinese or Pizza. What the hell are you talking about.

Spock: Uh...Pizza, I would prefer Pizza. And someone might want to hail Captain Sulu and warn him about a subspace shockwave inbound from the orbit of Romulus.



Drone 1: Fucking Chrome Malware alerts.

Drone 2: Just click through it, I want to see if anyone's posted a link to Into Darkness trailer.
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Old December 29 2012, 06:26 PM   #42
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Gunner: "Sir, the cloaking device is offline."

Kruge: "Fuck! Even in the future, nothing works!"
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Old December 29 2012, 06:45 PM   #43
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"Everyone checked their uniform? Everyone got their supply of autographed photos? Okay." *sighs* "Let the Trekkies in."
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Old December 30 2012, 06:41 AM   #44
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Spock: Now the peace process will be delicate. The Klingons are a pri...

Cartwright: Hell with that, I say we kill their chancellor, frame Kirk for it, and then kill the Federation president and frame Kirk for it too.

Starfleet CIC: I like his plan, we're doing that one.

Spock: ~sigh~

Kirk: Frame who for the what now?
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Old December 30 2012, 07:41 AM   #45
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