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Old December 26 2012, 05:39 PM   #31
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What's so funny, Geordi?

You should see what's going on in the UV band.
Who's asking? It might be a bit funnier if it was Data.
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Old December 28 2012, 08:04 PM   #32
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"VINCENT! We happy?"

"Yeah, we happy, Number One."






Oh, please. I say screw Lt. Big Bowl of Apples. All he does is sit there. Sure, he had a nice moment at Farpoint Station, but what the hell else has he done for us? If he were here right now I'd bitchslap his stemmy red ass, take a big jar of night crawlers and....
he's behind me, isn't he?
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Old December 29 2012, 01:04 AM   #33
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Riker: No thanks, I just ate.


Data: I am glad that this package does not appear properly shaped to contain spheres. I do not find them useful...they are right behind me, are they not?
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Old December 29 2012, 03:23 AM   #34
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LeadHead, TFTW.


One more reason to look ahead to the future is that with all the different planetary inhabitants, every day was somebody's holiday.

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Old December 29 2012, 03:36 AM   #35
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Troi (whispering): "Now Worf is thinking, 'Look at her! Is she just playing hard to get? Damned tease!' and Selar is thinking, 'Geez, that walking hard-on is going to blow a blood vessel before he ever gets the nerve to make a move on me.'"
Data: "Telepathic eavesdropping is fun!"
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Old December 29 2012, 04:13 AM   #36
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Picard: "Sorry, I've lost track. This year, am I giving this to you or are you giving it to me?"





Riker: "I must say...this food is delicious. Whoever thought of having our holiday party at the Stinking Gorn is a frigging genius."





Data (to self): "Enough of these tschotskes. I'm ready for some cold, hard cash."





Riker: "Posing nude might be fun, but I think I'll pass--you never know where that sort of painting might end up. On the other hand, if you could come up with a way for me to never show my face again..."





Troi: "This is the ugliest urn I've ever seen."

Data (to self): "Boy, do I wish my epithet subroutine was on. I got this exact same item for Deanna's Christmas gift."

Troi (to self): "Boy, do I wish I couldn't read minds."
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Old December 29 2012, 06:31 AM   #37
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Eat at the Stinking Gorn!


Finngle Bells wrote: View Post
Tres_Kings wrote: View Post


What's so funny, Geordi?

You should see what's going on in the UV band.
Who's asking? It might be a bit funnier if it was Data.
U r right, Finngle Bells- I've been trying to figure it out but I got nothin!



A...bobblehead of Napoleon, Number One?
They were out of Shakespeare, sir.
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Old December 29 2012, 06:35 AM   #38
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PICARD: The ring finger of the Klingon Chancellor?

RIKER: You said to send them a message.

PICARD: I was thinking of something more along the lines of sub-space.
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Old December 30 2012, 08:57 PM   #39
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Riker: LeadHead sent us this message, Sir.

Picard: Interesting. A new contest will begin tonight.
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Old December 31 2012, 09:41 AM   #40
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