TNG Caption This! 297: Brace for Holidays! - Page 3

Finn · December 26 2012, 05:39 PM

Tres_Kings wrote:

What's so funny, Geordi?

You should see what's going on in the UV band.

Who's asking? It might be a bit funnier if it was Data.

ThankQ · December 28 2012, 08:04 PM

"VINCENT! We happy?"

"Yeah, we happy, Number One."

Oh, please. I say screw Lt. Big Bowl of Apples. All he does is sit there. Sure, he had a nice moment at Farpoint Station, but what the hell else has he done for us? If he were here right now I'd bitchslap his stemmy red ass, take a big jar of night crawlers and....
he's behind me, isn't he?

Honorable Ensign · December 29 2012, 01:04 AM

Riker: No thanks, I just ate.

Data: I am glad that this package does not appear properly shaped to contain spheres. I do not find them useful...they are right behind me, are they not?

Isis · December 29 2012, 03:23 AM

LeadHead, TFTW.

One more reason to look ahead to the future is that with all the different planetary inhabitants, every day was somebody's holiday.

Jonas Grumby · December 29 2012, 03:36 AM

Troi (whispering): "Now Worf is thinking, 'Look at her! Is she just playing hard to get? Damned tease!' and Selar is thinking, 'Geez, that walking hard-on is going to blow a blood vessel before he ever gets the nerve to make a move on me.'"
Data: "Telepathic eavesdropping is fun!"

Isis · December 29 2012, 04:13 AM

Picard: "Sorry, I've lost track. This year, am I giving this to you or are you giving it to me?"

Riker: "I must say...this food is delicious. Whoever thought of having our holiday party at the Stinking Gorn is a frigging genius."

Data (to self): "Enough of these tschotskes. I'm ready for some cold, hard cash."

Riker: "Posing nude might be fun, but I think I'll pass--you never know where that sort of painting might end up. On the other hand, if you could come up with a way for me to never show my face again..."

Troi: "This is the ugliest urn I've ever seen."

Data (to self): "Boy, do I wish my epithet subroutine was on. I got this exact same item for Deanna's Christmas gift."

Troi (to self): "Boy, do I wish I couldn't read minds."

Triskelion · December 29 2012, 06:31 AM

Eat at the Stinking Gorn!

Finngle Bells wrote:

Tres_Kings wrote:

What's so funny, Geordi?

You should see what's going on in the UV band.

Who's asking? It might be a bit funnier if it was Data.

U r right, Finngle Bells- I've been trying to figure it out but I got nothin!

A...bobblehead of Napoleon, Number One?
They were out of Shakespeare, sir.

Nerys Myk · December 29 2012, 06:35 AM

PICARD: The ring finger of the Klingon Chancellor?

RIKER: You said to send them a message.

PICARD: I was thinking of something more along the lines of sub-space.

LeadHead · December 30 2012, 08:57 PM

Riker: LeadHead sent us this message, Sir.

Picard: Interesting. A new contest will begin tonight.

LeadHead · December 31 2012, 09:41 AM

Special Contest Has Begun!

December 28 2012, 08:04 PM	#32
ThankQ Admiral Location: Omnipresent	Re: TNG Caption This! 297: Brace for Holidays! "VINCENT! We happy?" "Yeah, we happy, Number One." Oh, please. I say screw Lt. Big Bowl of Apples. All he does is sit there. Sure, he had a nice moment at Farpoint Station, but what the hell else has he done for us? If he were here right now I'd bitchslap his stemmy red ass, take a big jar of night crawlers and.... he's behind me, isn't he? __________________ "A still more glorious dawn awaits..." -Carl Sagan Last edited by ThankQ; December 28 2012 at 08:33 PM.

December 29 2012, 01:04 AM	#33
Honorable Ensign Commander	Re: TNG Caption This! 297: Brace for Holidays! Riker: No thanks, I just ate. Data: I am glad that this package does not appear properly shaped to contain spheres. I do not find them useful...they are right behind me, are they not? __________________ I don't care if I'm apathetic.

December 29 2012, 03:23 AM	#34
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 297: Brace for Holidays! LeadHead, TFTW. One more reason to look ahead to the future is that with all the different planetary inhabitants, every day was somebody's holiday. Last edited by Isis; December 29 2012 at 04:17 AM.

December 29 2012, 03:36 AM	#35
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TNG Caption This! 297: Brace for Holidays! Troi (whispering): "Now Worf is thinking, 'Look at her! Is she just playing hard to get? Damned tease!' and Selar is thinking, 'Geez, that walking hard-on is going to blow a blood vessel before he ever gets the nerve to make a move on me.'" Data: "Telepathic eavesdropping is fun!" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

December 29 2012, 04:13 AM	#36
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 297: Brace for Holidays! Picard: "Sorry, I've lost track. This year, am I giving this to you or are you giving it to me?" Riker: "I must say...this food is delicious. Whoever thought of having our holiday party at the Stinking Gorn is a frigging genius." Data (to self): "Enough of these tschotskes. I'm ready for some cold, hard cash." Riker: "Posing nude might be fun, but I think I'll pass--you never know where that sort of painting might end up. On the other hand, if you could come up with a way for me to never show my face again..." Troi: "This is the ugliest urn I've ever seen." Data (to self): "Boy, do I wish my epithet subroutine was on. I got this exact same item for Deanna's Christmas gift." Troi (to self): "Boy, do I wish I couldn't read minds."

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December 29 2012, 06:35 AM	#38
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December 30 2012, 08:57 PM	#39
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: TNG Caption This! 297: Brace for Holidays! Riker: LeadHead sent us this message, Sir. Picard: Interesting. A new contest will begin tonight. __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

December 31 2012, 09:41 AM	#40
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