VOY Caption This 94; Leverage - Page 2

Ln X · December 16 2012, 02:01 AM

Mozzie wrote:

Ln X wrote:

Mozzie wrote:

Neelix: I'm sorry, Mister Neelix. You're not pregnant. I am!

Doctor: Dear God, the man is talking to himself! Crazy and delusional!

Neelix: Why were you just speaking in my voice?

The Doctor: (In Janeway's voice) Well, I never!

Nice recovery!

Violet.Phoenix · December 16 2012, 07:01 AM

Doctor: How are your shoulders feeling now, Captain?

Janeway (mumbling): Mmm...Chakotay could learn a few tips from you.

Doctor: Sorry, what did you say?

Janeway: A little to the left.

Chell: Fascinating, isn't it? The guy who sold it to me told me it would give me "swag".

Vorik: Everybody loves Pon Far Fighting!

Harry: Ah Chapman...he turned me down too!

Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you this, Mr. Neelix, but you've contracted a fatal strain of annoyingus prolonginus.

Neelix: Oh my...what are my options?

Doctor: A write-out.

Triskelion · December 16 2012, 07:29 AM

It's my chick magnet.
It seems the polarity has been reversed.
Yeah. I know.

Finn · December 17 2012, 05:32 PM

Vorik: Have you heard of the T'Pol Method?

Triskelion · December 17 2012, 09:53 PM

Vorik: Prepare for the Two-Ice Cream Cone Hand of Death!
B'Elanna: Ha! That is no match for my Yarn-Fu!

Triskelion · December 20 2012, 03:09 AM

"Property of Macktastic Tuvok Flow?"
You don't see a thing, Doctor.

"Professor Truth Blue Love" is a pimp name?
I'm working on it.

Vorik: I'll make you a deal: I'll go beserk once every seven years if you stop going beserk once every seven years.

B'Elanna: I kill you!!!

Kim: Lt William Chapman. Male Caucasian, age 34, top of his class in Astrophysics. Turn-ons: walks on the beach and getting caught in the rain. Turn-offs: angry sex.

Seven: Next.

According to this, Mister Neelix, you've got a redundant character.
But I can develop it, Doctor! I just need the writing!
Send in Chakotay or Kim on your way out. Next!

LeadHead · December 21 2012, 07:19 AM

The Doctor: So then I told Mr. Paris that despite that being anatomically incorrect, as a hologram I actually can "Go-

Janeway: That's enough, Doctor.

Kim: Chapman's a nice guy, but he's calm, polite and friendly. You two have nothing in common.

T'Girl · December 22 2012, 12:39 AM

Seven: "And this one?"
Harry: "Ensign Headroom, his friends call him Max."
Seven: "Snappy dresser."

Ln X · December 22 2012, 01:28 AM

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=198013

New contest is up!

Bry_Sinclair · December 24 2012, 11:18 AM

Tuvok: That's where my pimp medallion went.
Chell: Um...I can explain...

Torres: You're a fool Vorik! I am a black belt in Kirk-Fu.
Vorik: Crap.

Kim: Are you sure you want to date him Seven?
Seven: His profile shows that we would be compatable.
Kim: You don't know what watersports and S&M are, do you?

Doctor: Congratulations Mr Neelix. You've just won the Most Annoying Character in Star Trek Award.

Ln X · December 24 2012, 12:15 PM

Bry-Sinclair; the new contest is here: http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=198013

December 16 2012, 07:01 AM	#17
Violet.Phoenix Commander Location: A distant corner of the Zeta Quadrant...	Re: VOY Caption This 94; Leverage Doctor: How are your shoulders feeling now, Captain? Janeway (mumbling): Mmm...Chakotay could learn a few tips from you. Doctor: Sorry, what did you say? Janeway: A little to the left. Chell: Fascinating, isn't it? The guy who sold it to me told me it would give me "swag". Vorik: Everybody loves Pon Far Fighting! Harry: Ah Chapman...he turned me down too! Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you this, Mr. Neelix, but you've contracted a fatal strain of annoyingus prolonginus. Neelix: Oh my...what are my options? Doctor: A write-out. __________________ "It's never easy, but if we turn our backs on our principles we stop being human." - Kathryn Janeway, "Equinox Part 1".

December 16 2012, 07:29 AM	#18
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: VOY Caption This 94; Leverage It's my chick magnet. It seems the polarity has been reversed. Yeah. I know. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

December 17 2012, 05:32 PM	#19
Finn Vice Admiral Location: West of Boston	Re: VOY Caption This 94; Leverage Vorik: Have you heard of the T'Pol Method?

December 17 2012, 09:53 PM	#20
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: VOY Caption This 94; Leverage Vorik: Prepare for the Two-Ice Cream Cone Hand of Death! B'Elanna: Ha! That is no match for my Yarn-Fu! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

December 20 2012, 03:09 AM	#21
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: VOY Caption This 94; Leverage "Property of Macktastic Tuvok Flow?" You don't see a thing, Doctor. "Professor Truth Blue Love" is a pimp name? I'm working on it. Vorik: I'll make you a deal: I'll go beserk once every seven years if you stop going beserk once every seven years. B'Elanna: I kill you!!! Kim: Lt William Chapman. Male Caucasian, age 34, top of his class in Astrophysics. Turn-ons: walks on the beach and getting caught in the rain. Turn-offs: angry sex. Seven: Next. According to this, Mister Neelix, you've got a redundant character. But I can develop it, Doctor! I just need the writing! Send in Chakotay or Kim on your way out. Next! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

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December 21 2012, 07:19 AM	#22
LeadHead Insert Clever Title Here Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: VOY Caption This 94; Leverage The Doctor: So then I told Mr. Paris that despite that being anatomically incorrect, as a hologram I actually can "Go- Janeway: That's enough, Doctor. Kim: Chapman's a nice guy, but he's calm, polite and friendly. You two have nothing in common. __________________ Caption Contests: TOS TNG ENT Movies I-X

December 22 2012, 12:39 AM	#23
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: VOY Caption This 94; Leverage Seven: "And this one?" Harry: "Ensign Headroom, his friends call him Max." Seven: "Snappy dresser."

December 22 2012, 01:28 AM	#24
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: VOY Caption This 94; Leverage http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=198013 New contest is up! __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*

December 24 2012, 11:18 AM	#25
Bry_Sinclair Commodore Location: Along the border of Talarian space	Re: VOY Caption This 94; Leverage Tuvok: That's where my pimp medallion went. Chell: Um...I can explain... Torres: You're a fool Vorik! I am a black belt in Kirk-Fu. Vorik: Crap. Kim: Are you sure you want to date him Seven? Seven: His profile shows that we would be compatable. Kim: You don't know what watersports and S&M are, do you? Doctor: Congratulations Mr Neelix. You've just won the Most Annoying Character in Star Trek Award. __________________ Avatar: Captain Hilgrat Ja-Inrosh (deceased), Commanding Officer, U.S.S. Silverfin NCC-4470, Border Service Third Cutter Squadron Manip by: FltCpt. Bossco (STPMA)

December 24 2012, 12:15 PM	#26
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: VOY Caption This 94; Leverage Bry-Sinclair; the new contest is here: http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=198013 __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*