TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!

[captain crow]

Picard: There's a man with a camera on the bridge!

Crusher: Uh uh, sure there is.

[huskers57]

Data thinking - "Oh crap..."



Kurn - "Hey, you! Redshirt in the back! I am over here you TOPAH!!!"



It was an awkward moment as Dr. Crusher carried the Picard cardboard cutout off the bridge.

[Jonas Grumby]

Kurn: "Why is that officer on the upper level not facing forward, as I ordered!"
Picard: "Oh, he has just recently transferred to the Enterprise from a Constitution class vessel. Their bridges are rotated 36 degrees, you know."

[inflatabledalek]

"What do you think of what we did to your script Tracy?... Tracy?"



Kurn: Honour demands I will win this game of musical chairs!



Picard: Right, Dr. Crusher has spent the last hour... persuading me that before she leaves Wesley should be given a permanent seat on the bridge. So Geordi, you've got the choice between Chief Engineer, CMO or head of security but whatever you pick don't be sitting there Monday!

[Triskelion]

Redshirt in back: Two Klingon bridge officers now? If I wanted to hear people blowing their own horn all day I could have stayed in sick bay.

[Finn]

Wesley: *Thinking* Why the heck am I asking Worf for dating advice. I probably will look like Riker one day.

[Nerys Myk]

WES: So, do you want to go to Ten Forward and pick up chicks?

WORF (thinking) must not laugh out loud.....ah crap.

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!

[Triskelion]

Kurn: Children on the bridge will be beaten. What are they going to do - master Klingon fighting techniques, come back in time and kick my ass with my own pointed boot? Ha ha ha ha ha!

[shivkala]

Worf: I prefer the Klingon version of this game.
Data: I am unfamiliar with that game.
Worf: It's just like this, except without the table, dice, chips, money, etc.
Data: Then how can you compare the two?
Worf: I...sometimes I just say these things to see if anybody notices me...



Kurn: I should say something about the disrespect that redshirt in the back is displaying, but by Kahless, Worf looks like someone stuck a Bat'leth up his ass!



Wesley: ...so I don't get it. They're always saying they want to be with someone nice and smart, but then a guy with no brains, big abs, and no respect for women walk by and I'm chopped liver.

Worf: The Klingons have an expression that suits this: be'pu' taH rop, which roughly translates as: Bitches be crazy.



Picard: Damn it, Geordi, we're trying to all turn dramatically on cue, like in those old TV show intros. If you can't get it right, I'm afraid we'll have to replace you with Worf.



Picard: One Direction? You seriously think they are the best boy band? No one will ever beat New Kids on the Block! No ONE! You hear me, Geordi, NO ONE!

Crusher: Come on Jean Luc, time to go lie down. Besides, everyone knows N'Sync is the best boy band ever!

Worf: I always preferred 98 Degrees...

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: I guess you could say, he was phased out.

Music swells: Yeaaaaaaaaah!!!!

PICARD: Geordi, its glasses off, then on.

GEORDI: I hate you guys.

[Triskelion]

^ Awesome!



Data: Inquiry, sir -
Picard: No, Data, it is not typical human behavior to pass out in a puddle of your own sick wearing nothing but combat boots. It is, however, typical for Betazoids.
Crusher: That reminds me, Data, have the Betazed Shipping Guild stop by sick bay for inoculations.



Ishikawa?
Nailed it.
Yar?
Hit that twice.
Ogawa?
Threw chairs.
Um...Guinan?
Looong weekend on the holodeck.
<gulp>Crusher?
She resisted with honor but ultimately succumbed to her own insatiable sexuality.
Troi?
Working the end-game.
That's everyone, Worf!
You forgot Pulaski.
Really? Pulaski?
It was...<stares off> terrifying. A glorious battle.



Stop riding sidesaddle, LaForge! That is not bristol-fashion!

[Finn]

Tres_Kings wrote:

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Kurn: Children on the bridge will be beaten. What are they going to do - master Klingon fighting techniques, come back in time and kick my ass with my own pointed boot? Ha ha ha ha ha!

Wil Wheaton must be beaming these days. All of those kids telling him Riker's their favorite character on TNG

[Isis]

Data: "Yay! I got--I believe the expression is--snake eyes."

Riker: "Yes, but it doesn't count if you use foam rubber dice."

[captain crow]

[Triskelion]

Wesley: Sometimes, when I'm sleeping, I'm afraid the Enterprise is a dream, and I'll wake up in a Cardassian reform camp where I'm tortured by a Gul with an Oedipal complex and hook-hands. Are you listening to me?

Worf: What? Oh yes. You like some girl with hook hands.