RSS iconTwitter iconFacebook icon

The Trek BBS title image

The Trek BBS statistics

Threads: 140,335
Posts: 5,444,669
Members: 24,964
Currently online: 516
Newest member: Borg_from_Org

TrekToday headlines

Trek UglyDolls First Look
By: T'Bonz on Oct 29

New Star Trek Select Action Figure
By: T'Bonz on Oct 29

Trek Actors In Elsa & Fred
By: T'Bonz on Oct 29

The Red Shirt Diaries #9
By: T'Bonz on Oct 28

Greenwood Cast In Truth
By: T'Bonz on Oct 28

Cumberbatch In Talks For Strange
By: T'Bonz on Oct 28

Two New Trek Bobble Heads
By: T'Bonz on Oct 27

Meaney On Playing Historical Figure Durant
By: T'Bonz on Oct 27

Saldana: Balancing Work And Motherhood
By: T'Bonz on Oct 27

Cumberbatch In Wax
By: T'Bonz on Oct 24


Welcome! The Trek BBS is the number one place to chat about Star Trek with like-minded fans. Please login to see our full range of forums as well as the ability to send and receive private messages, track your favourite topics and of course join in the discussions.

If you are a new visitor, join us for free. If you are an existing member please login below. Note: for members who joined under our old messageboard system, please login with your display name not your login name.


Go Back   The Trek BBS > Star Trek TV Series > The Next Generation

The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old December 21 2012, 10:27 AM   #31
captain crow
Fleet Captain
 
captain crow's Avatar
 
Location: Onboard a sliver dog bone shaped satellite in Earth orbit
Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!


Picard: There's a man with a camera on the bridge!

Crusher: Uh uh, sure there is.
__________________
"I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway." - Crow T. Robot, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
captain crow is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 21 2012, 07:16 PM   #32
huskers57
Lieutenant Junior Grade
 
Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!



Data thinking - "Oh crap..."



Kurn - "Hey, you! Redshirt in the back! I am over here you TOPAH!!!"



It was an awkward moment as Dr. Crusher carried the Picard cardboard cutout off the bridge.
huskers57 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 21 2012, 07:30 PM   #33
Jonas Grumby
Vice Admiral
 
Jonas Grumby's Avatar
 
Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific
Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!



Kurn: "Why is that officer on the upper level not facing forward, as I ordered!"
Picard: "Oh, he has just recently transferred to the Enterprise from a Constitution class vessel. Their bridges are rotated 36 degrees, you know."
__________________
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

Last edited by Jonas Grumby; December 22 2012 at 04:22 AM.
Jonas Grumby is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 21 2012, 07:47 PM   #34
inflatabledalek
Captain
 
Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!



"What do you think of what we did to your script Tracy?... Tracy?"



Kurn: Honour demands I will win this game of musical chairs!



Picard: Right, Dr. Crusher has spent the last hour... persuading me that before she leaves Wesley should be given a permanent seat on the bridge. So Geordi, you've got the choice between Chief Engineer, CMO or head of security but whatever you pick don't be sitting there Monday!
__________________
TRANSFORMATION: DOOM WATCH
It's Action Force verses... well nobody in my look at: Ancient Relics! Part 5
inflatabledalek is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 22 2012, 02:48 AM   #35
Insp.LeStrange
Rear Admiral
 
Insp.LeStrange's Avatar
 
Location: tRiSkeliOn
Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!



Redshirt in back: Two Klingon bridge officers now? If I wanted to hear people blowing their own horn all day I could have stayed in sick bay.
Insp.LeStrange is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 22 2012, 03:56 AM   #36
Yuckleberry Finn
Vice Admiral
 
Yuckleberry Finn's Avatar
 
Location: Finn
Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!



Wesley: *Thinking* Why the heck am I asking Worf for dating advice. I probably will look like Riker one day.
Yuckleberry Finn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 22 2012, 04:22 AM   #37
Geoff Peterson
Fleet Admiral
 
Geoff Peterson's Avatar
 
Location: 20 feet from an outlet
Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!


WES: So, do you want to go to Ten Forward and pick up chicks?

WORF (thinking) must not laugh out loud.....ah crap.

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!
__________________
Nerys Myk
Geoff Peterson is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 22 2012, 04:41 AM   #38
Insp.LeStrange
Rear Admiral
 
Insp.LeStrange's Avatar
 
Location: tRiSkeliOn
Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!



Kurn: Children on the bridge will be beaten. What are they going to do - master Klingon fighting techniques, come back in time and kick my ass with my own pointed boot? Ha ha ha ha ha!
Insp.LeStrange is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 22 2012, 05:34 AM   #39
shivkala
Rear Admiral
 
shivkala's Avatar
 
Location: Patrolling Sector 2814
Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!



Worf: I prefer the Klingon version of this game.
Data: I am unfamiliar with that game.
Worf: It's just like this, except without the table, dice, chips, money, etc.
Data: Then how can you compare the two?
Worf: I...sometimes I just say these things to see if anybody notices me...



Kurn: I should say something about the disrespect that redshirt in the back is displaying, but by Kahless, Worf looks like someone stuck a Bat'leth up his ass!



Wesley: ...so I don't get it. They're always saying they want to be with someone nice and smart, but then a guy with no brains, big abs, and no respect for women walk by and I'm chopped liver.

Worf: The Klingons have an expression that suits this: be'pu' taH rop, which roughly translates as: Bitches be crazy.



Picard: Damn it, Geordi, we're trying to all turn dramatically on cue, like in those old TV show intros. If you can't get it right, I'm afraid we'll have to replace you with Worf.



Picard: One Direction? You seriously think they are the best boy band? No one will ever beat New Kids on the Block! No ONE! You hear me, Geordi, NO ONE!

Crusher: Come on Jean Luc, time to go lie down. Besides, everyone knows N'Sync is the best boy band ever!

Worf: I always preferred 98 Degrees...
__________________
"When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson
shivkala is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 22 2012, 06:17 AM   #40
Geoff Peterson
Fleet Admiral
 
Geoff Peterson's Avatar
 
Location: 20 feet from an outlet
Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!



PICARD: I guess you could say, he was phased out.

Music swells: Yeaaaaaaaaah!!!!

PICARD: Geordi, its glasses off, then on.

GEORDI: I hate you guys.
__________________
Nerys Myk
Geoff Peterson is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 22 2012, 08:38 AM   #41
Insp.LeStrange
Rear Admiral
 
Insp.LeStrange's Avatar
 
Location: tRiSkeliOn
Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!

^ Awesome!



Data: Inquiry, sir -
Picard: No, Data, it is not typical human behavior to pass out in a puddle of your own sick wearing nothing but combat boots. It is, however, typical for Betazoids.
Crusher: That reminds me, Data, have the Betazed Shipping Guild stop by sick bay for inoculations.



Ishikawa?
Nailed it.
Yar?
Hit that twice.
Ogawa?
Threw chairs.
Um...Guinan?
Looong weekend on the holodeck.
<gulp>Crusher?
She resisted with honor but ultimately succumbed to her own insatiable sexuality.
Troi?
Working the end-game.
That's everyone, Worf!
You forgot Pulaski.
Really? Pulaski?
It was...<stares off> terrifying. A glorious battle.



Stop riding sidesaddle, LaForge! That is not bristol-fashion!
Insp.LeStrange is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 22 2012, 02:48 PM   #42
Yuckleberry Finn
Vice Admiral
 
Yuckleberry Finn's Avatar
 
Location: Finn
Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!

Tres_Kings wrote: View Post


Kurn: Children on the bridge will be beaten. What are they going to do - master Klingon fighting techniques, come back in time and kick my ass with my own pointed boot? Ha ha ha ha ha!


Wil Wheaton must be beaming these days. All of those kids telling him Riker's their favorite character on TNG
Yuckleberry Finn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 22 2012, 04:04 PM   #43
Isis
Commodore
 
Isis's Avatar
 
Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!



Data: "Yay! I got--I believe the expression is--snake eyes."

Riker: "Yes, but it doesn't count if you use foam rubber dice."
Isis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 22 2012, 04:51 PM   #44
captain crow
Fleet Captain
 
captain crow's Avatar
 
Location: Onboard a sliver dog bone shaped satellite in Earth orbit
Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!

__________________
"I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway." - Crow T. Robot, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
captain crow is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 23 2012, 09:57 AM   #45
Insp.LeStrange
Rear Admiral
 
Insp.LeStrange's Avatar
 
Location: tRiSkeliOn
Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!



Wesley: Sometimes, when I'm sleeping, I'm afraid the Enterprise is a dream, and I'll wake up in a Cardassian reform camp where I'm tortured by a Gul with an Oedipal complex and hook-hands. Are you listening to me?

Worf: What? Oh yes. You like some girl with hook hands.
Insp.LeStrange is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 02:06 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
FireFox 2+ or Internet Explorer 7+ highly recommended.