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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old December 19 2012, 06:26 AM   #16
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WES: I'll have you know that this color was used for uniforms in both pilots.

WORF: Yeah, but they it changed when the show went to series.
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Old December 19 2012, 06:44 AM   #17
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Wesley: Tholians that wear my exact size don't die every day.
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Old December 19 2012, 06:50 AM   #18
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WORF: Your parents, they wanted a girl, right?

WES: "Leslie" was just a typo on my birth certificate!!!!
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Old December 19 2012, 10:45 AM   #19
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Geordi: Are you sure about this Doc?
Crusher: Standard Starfleet Medical procedure, LaForge.
Picard: Don't move Geordi, I'm getting in the turbolift.
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Old December 19 2012, 01:49 PM   #20
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Wesley: My mother has that same valance on her bedroom window.

Worf: Piss off kid.
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Old December 19 2012, 02:32 PM   #21
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WORF: Your parents, they wanted a girl, right?

WES: "Leslie" was just a typo on my birth certificate!!!!
Worf: "That response was without honor. Shirley, you must be joking."
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Old December 19 2012, 03:27 PM   #22
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Cowboy: "So much for the dealer... and the waitress behind him, and the two guys at the blackjack table behind her... and the one armed bandit... and the wall..."
Riker: "Perhaps you shouldn't roll the dice quite so hard."
Worf: "Impressive... Was this game invented by a Klingon?"


Kurn: "Excuse me while I whip this out."
Riker gasps and faints



Wesley: "Thanks for slaying that Peach Wookiee for me..."
Worf: "If I knew what crime against fashion you were going to commit with that fur, I wouldn't have bothered."



Crusher: "What is...?
Wesley: "Looks like an MSE droid."
Picard: "Some idiot on the BBS must have posted another Star Trek vs. Star Wars thread. Deal with it LaForge."
LaForge: "All I ever seem to do these days is clean up after crossover fanfic."
Data: "It could have been worse, Geordi. It could have been slashfic."



Picard: "I'll have you know that erectile dysfunction is not a laughing matter, Mister!"
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Old December 19 2012, 03:35 PM   #23
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RIKER: Well,I've lost my last credit. Nothing left to do but go listen to Vic Fontaine in the lounge.
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Old December 19 2012, 05:34 PM   #24
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Data - I have watched you rub the dice on Miss Kitty's cleavage sixteen times already, Commander Riker. Yet the odds never seem to improve. I feel we should abandon this experiment.
Riker - It'll work on the seventeenth time, I swear! C'mere, Miss Kitty ....
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Old December 19 2012, 07:36 PM   #25
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Great choice of screencaps this week; all rife with possible gags.



After watching Star Wars once too often, Data attempted to Force-Pull the dice back to his hand. It was not effective.





WESLEY (thinking): Now that's a bad hair day.





WORF: Sweater was a Christmas present, right? Yeah, I know the feeling; my mom gave me this sash. You have to wear it once for them, don't you...





PICARD: Mr La Forge, your VISOR must be malfunctioning. That wasn't the toilet.





PICARD: Bad Geordi! Bad!
CRUSHER: There, there, it'll be all right soon. Let's get you your sleepy pills...
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Old December 19 2012, 09:16 PM   #26
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Riker: Data, which Casino planet are we on?

Worf: Commander, I believe we are on a Western Frontier planet this week.

Data: Next week is a bottle show with a time-travel element.

Riker: Well then I suppose I'll count this as shore leave.



Picard: Mr. Crusher, stare him down. Mr. Data, look inquisitively at him. Red Shirt Crewman, just look a the door. Mr. Worf, look intimidating. Numbah One, tilt your head at him, and I'll scowl. That should put him in his place!



Worf: ugghhhh, there appears to be a problem with this console, Mr. Crusher.

Wesley: But Mr. Worf, I was just hoping to get a tablet for Christmas! Instead I got this sweater!

Worf: Mr. Okuda will not be pleased.



The moment when the cameraman realizes his trousers are down.



Picard: Mr. LaForge, you promised me that you wouldn't tell anyone!

Geordi: I'm sorry Captain, I thought you were kidding!

Worf: Klingon men do not pee in bed.

Crusher: Let's just get you to sickbay, Jean-Luc.
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Old December 20 2012, 02:36 AM   #27
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Arm Candy: What is that?
Data: Snake eyes.
Riker: Lets hope he doesn't roll craps.




Kurn: As First Officer, my first act will be to eliminate inefficiency. From now on you will wear roller skates on the bridge.

Picard: Just the executive-level thinking we need around here.

Riker: I don't see how -

Kurn: You will address me as "Hon."




Commander Worf, what does that pin mean?

It is a backup bow tie for unexpected Klingon tea parties.

Bow ties, tea, sweat lodges, wrestling - Klingons are kind of into dudes, aren't they.

Yeah.



Trill on skates: Coming through, hons!



When I get back you'd better know the words to FrèreJacques, LaForge!
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Old December 20 2012, 03:43 AM   #28
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Geordi: Karaoke night was a bad idea.
Picard (singing): I've got faith of the heart. I'm going where my heart will take me.
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Old December 20 2012, 04:20 AM   #29
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WORF:"For the last time I did play future guy from that old TV commercial, nor was he an Ancestor of mine"

WES:"But...?"

WORF:"Silence!!!!"
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Crusher: Shh. Shh.
Picard: He tasks me!
Crusher: Shh. Shh.
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