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Old December 2 2012, 01:04 AM   #31
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Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!

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Trineer: "Why do I have to bend over like this? All I want is to see the script for These Are The Voyages."
Berman: "But I want you to get the full effect of what happens to your character. Drop your pants!"
... and bend over Mr. Babar!

Trinneer {singing} Moon River ....
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Old December 4 2012, 06:11 AM   #32
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Captain got plomeek? That's crazy.
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Old December 4 2012, 06:18 AM   #33
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Old December 16 2012, 01:44 AM   #34
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Trip: Lady, your hot and all, but I'm putting you back into stasis because my other lady friend T'Pol... Well she'll sure as hell be pissed off seeing me and you together.


Princess: I told you not to rescue me, my lover is a Vulcan and he'll rip you to pieces!
Trip: I thought Vulcans weren't emotional?
Princess: This one is different.
Trip: You don't say...


T'Pol: Behold the Critique of Logic by Saurik of Vulcan!

No response from the audience...


Archer: What do you know; Travis is getting some action!
Reed: And it ain't the combat sort either!
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Old December 16 2012, 10:45 PM   #35
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Archer: This reminds me of the time I went to Africa in my 20s...
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Old December 16 2012, 11:21 PM   #36
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Archer: This reminds me of the time I went to Africa in my 20s...
Malcolm - You did it with a gazelle, sir?
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Old December 16 2012, 11:42 PM   #37
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Old December 17 2012, 05:56 AM   #38
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CARL SPOCK (o.c.): It's not mine.
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Old December 18 2012, 08:13 PM   #39
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Trip: Actually, shortly after your cryofreezing, humanity discovered other ways of dramatically extending life-spans. Speaking of, Captain Rushdie says he looks forward to seeing you at dinner tonight.

Padma: !
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Old December 18 2012, 08:44 PM   #40
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Were putting you on ice for an appearance in STXII.

Am I playing Khan?

Sure, lets go with that.
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Old December 19 2012, 10:25 AM   #41
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Princess: Oh no - Morlocks!
Trip: How y'all doin?



So these radio stations are from Earth?

Yep. We can pick up the signal anywhere in the quadrant. Unfortunately, it's either Howard Stern or Rush Limbaugh.



This is the Vulcan version of the Princess Leia bikini?

We do not enjoy life.




T'Pol: On Vulcan we call that an ass meld.
<Both men turn>
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Old December 19 2012, 07:12 PM   #42
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T'Pol: On Vulcan we call that an ass meld.
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Old December 20 2012, 03:15 AM   #43
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Old December 28 2012, 09:41 AM   #44
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Gah! Apologies for the long delay, guys. I'm a scatterbrain even under the best of circumstances, but this time of year especially. I'll get the next contest up on Monday, after the weekend.
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Old December 28 2012, 12:38 PM   #45
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Were putting you on ice for an appearance in STXII.

Am I playing Khan?

Sure, lets go with that.
The horror

Though the idea of a possible/eventual female Khan is a nice one
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