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Old December 16 2012, 02:01 AM   #16
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Neelix: I'm sorry, Mister Neelix. You're not pregnant. I am!
Doctor: Dear God, the man is talking to himself! Crazy and delusional!
Neelix: Why were you just speaking in my voice?

The Doctor: (In Janeway's voice) Well, I never!
Nice recovery!
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Old December 16 2012, 07:01 AM   #17
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Doctor: How are your shoulders feeling now, Captain?

Janeway (mumbling): Mmm...Chakotay could learn a few tips from you.

Doctor: Sorry, what did you say?

Janeway: A little to the left.



Chell: Fascinating, isn't it? The guy who sold it to me told me it would give me "swag".



Vorik: Everybody loves Pon Far Fighting!



Harry: Ah Chapman...he turned me down too!




Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you this, Mr. Neelix, but you've contracted a fatal strain of annoyingus prolonginus.

Neelix: Oh my...what are my options?

Doctor: A write-out.
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Old December 16 2012, 07:29 AM   #18
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It's my chick magnet.
It seems the polarity has been reversed.
Yeah. I know.
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Old December 17 2012, 05:32 PM   #19
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Vorik:
Have you heard of the T'Pol Method?
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Old December 17 2012, 09:53 PM   #20
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Vorik:
Prepare for the Two-Ice Cream Cone Hand of Death!
B'Elanna: Ha! That is no match for my Yarn-Fu!
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Old December 20 2012, 03:09 AM   #21
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"Property of Macktastic Tuvok Flow?"
You don't see a thing, Doctor.



"Professor Truth Blue Love" is a pimp name?
I'm working on it.



Vorik: I'll make you a deal: I'll go beserk once every seven years if you stop going beserk once every seven years.

B'Elanna: I kill you!!!



Kim: Lt William Chapman. Male Caucasian, age 34, top of his class in Astrophysics. Turn-ons: walks on the beach and getting caught in the rain. Turn-offs: angry sex.

Seven: Next.




According to this, Mister Neelix, you've got a redundant character.
But I can develop it, Doctor! I just need the writing!
Send in Chakotay or Kim on your way out. Next!
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Old December 21 2012, 07:19 AM   #22
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The Doctor: So then I told Mr. Paris that despite that being anatomically incorrect, as a hologram I actually can "Go-

Janeway: That's enough, Doctor.



Kim: Chapman's a nice guy, but he's calm, polite and friendly. You two have nothing in common.
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Old December 22 2012, 12:39 AM   #23
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Seven: "And this one?"
Harry: "Ensign Headroom, his friends call him Max."
Seven: "Snappy dresser."

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Old December 22 2012, 01:28 AM   #24
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Old December 24 2012, 11:18 AM   #25
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Tuvok: That's where my pimp medallion went.
Chell: Um...I can explain...



Torres: You're a fool Vorik! I am a black belt in Kirk-Fu.
Vorik: Crap.



Kim: Are you sure you want to date him Seven?
Seven: His profile shows that we would be compatable.
Kim: You don't know what watersports and S&M are, do you?



Doctor: Congratulations Mr Neelix. You've just won the Most Annoying Character in Star Trek Award.
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Bry-Sinclair; the new contest is here: http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=198013
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