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Old December 13 2012, 05:39 AM   #16
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Captain, I was scanning the temporal rift and I caught a glimpse into our future.
...
I want to go back to that guy Q turned me into.



Picard: Our crew has many special talents. For instance, without saying a word, Counselor Troi here can tell who is standing behind her using her empathic abilities.

Troi: Captain Picard and...Mister Homn?



You see Data? This is how a leader acts.
We would do well to emulate this scene, Commander.
Ok, Data. I'll take John Wayne's swagger.
And I will emulate the natural mannerisms <twitches head> of his horse.

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Old December 13 2012, 08:29 AM   #17
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Pulaski: Worf, why are you here?

Worf: This is human child birth, is it not?

Pulaski: Well, half human, but why?

Worf: I was told there would be blood...
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Old December 13 2012, 01:40 PM   #18
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Riker: Geordi! How many times do I have to tell you? Put the cardboard on the floor or the animatter leaks will stain it!
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Old December 13 2012, 03:06 PM   #19
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Woman on left: "I just figured out why this new mall is doing so poorly. They really should have put in more parking."

Man on right: "Ya think?"





Troi (out loud): "With Tasha dead and Beverly gone, I'm the only woman with a critical role on this ship. I love it!"

Troi (to self): "They're right behind me, aren't they?"

<Troi turns around>

Troi (out loud): "As I was saying, I'm the only woman with a critical role on this ship."




Picard: "I realize Luke Skywalker is your new role model, but for the last time, I am not your father."





Pulaski (OS): "Those men look possessed. What's going on? Should I get my medical kit?"

Troi (OS): "Calm down, Katherine. You must have missed the announcement. A meeting just ended and the leftover food is up for grabs."
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Old December 13 2012, 03:36 PM   #20
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BLUESHIRT: What do you mean "They're stuck"?
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Old December 13 2012, 09:58 PM   #21
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Riker <above door>: Ok Ensign, now that the bay is clear let's set up the production line on our Tri-D Lego Pentagon™series.




Sir...are you my father?
Absolutely not, Wesley.
I meant in the abstract sense.
So did I.
Well then...literally?
I'll be right there.
Sir? Who are you communicating with?
Hm? Oh, Geordi fraxillated...anion frequency...subspace.
<leaves>


Worf: Commander Data was not kidding. That is one big Lego penis rock.
O'Brien: Damn straight.



Picard: Whatever you do, don't sneak up on her.
Pulaski: Well isn't she empathic? Being a Betazoid?
Picard: That was just an ambassadorial prank that got out of hand.
Troi: I sense...I'm needed on the bridge.
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Old December 13 2012, 10:02 PM   #22
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Worf: I found these two men in the corridor for that activity you mentioned last night.

Troi: Oh, I didn't know Ensign Ricky and Lieutenant Burke played golf.

Worf (disappointment in voice): That is what you meant by "wanting a foursome?"

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Old December 13 2012, 10:06 PM   #23
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Guy: Man, that baby's got a fat ass.

Gal: I never liked that shuttle design, either.

Guy: ... uh, yeah, the shuttle, sure.
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Old December 15 2012, 12:57 AM   #24
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Riker:Yo Ensign, is this the shuttlebay?
Ensign: No sir, this is the turbolift. You want the little room at the end of the hall.




Sir, the children want to form a club and put on a performance called Teenage Cardassian Reform Camp.

Denied.

Counselor Troi has already agreed to play the Domineering Commandant.

Granted.



Commander LaForge, we've warned you about VISOR inspections of walls adjacent to the women's changing room.




Troi: Come in Captain, Doctor Pulaski.
Pulaski: I've heard about the amazing telepathic abilities Betazoids have.
Troi: That, and mirrors.
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Old December 15 2012, 02:05 AM   #25
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Guy in Blue: "Oh, I guess I should turn on the forcefield's permiability before the shuttle crashes into it, huh?"


Picard: "Yes, Wesley, I can see that everyone has defriended you on Spacebook. I don't know what you want ME to do about it; I do have other concerns, you know."
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Old December 15 2012, 09:58 AM   #26
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DATA: This is your personal list of holodeck programs?
RIKER: Only my personal favorites.
DATA: I don't think I want to be human anymore.



Worf slowly realizes when Dr Pulaski summoned him to her quarters, it was not a real emergency.



Captain, I'm sensing a presence. It's almost like characters from Star Trek: The Second Wave are speaking through us.


Sorry Wesley. I just realized how pissed I'd be if I worked hard to graduate the academy and become part of the bridge crew then got replaced by a 14 year old.
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Old December 15 2012, 08:24 PM   #27
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Picard: Who stole my shuttle?! Wesley's still here, we have a gorgon for a doctor, and Troi's pregnant, I gotta get out of here!



Riker: Unauthorized shuttle launch?
Data: Sensors indicate Captain Picard is aboard.
Riker: -sigh- I just sounded yellow alert because of some subspace turbulence. This is getting ridiculous.



Worf: Sensors detected an intruder in this room.
Troi: I'm just pregnant Worf!
Worf: Pregnant...? Set phasers to fetal settings. We do not wish to harm Counselor Troi.



Picard: Bow-chicka-wowow.
Pulaski: Don't you think it is condescending and sexist to have her parading around in a catsuit, Captain?
Picard: Well she has to earn her keep somehow. Her therapy certainly doesn't qualify as being useful.


Picard: You mean your mother suddenly left for Earth without any word or explanation and didn't take you? What kind of mother abandons her chi--- Wait, unnecessary question... I guess I can't blame her for -that- damn her.
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Old December 15 2012, 11:24 PM   #28
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I want a catsuit, sir.

Denied.
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Old December 16 2012, 12:27 AM   #29
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Worf: I'm about to get my ass kicked again, right?
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Old December 16 2012, 01:17 AM   #30
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TFTW!

Mojochi wrote: View Post

Picard: And allow me to introduce you to Deanna Troi. I'm sure you'll get on marvelously. I suppose she's kind of like a doctor
Picard: And, she's half-Betazoid, half-Human. The Enterprise doctors have such a rich history of working well with half-Human co-workers!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Vulcan wrote: View Post


Blue-shirt: "Are you sure this is Blu-ray? Looks awfully like an upscale to me. Look at the softness, the lack of clarity."
Yellowshirt: "HTV-Illuminate instead of CBS Digital. They outsourced it."
Blue-shirt: "Aw crap. See if you can't get a refund."
Yellow-shirt: It could be worse...it could be HD-DVD!

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Picard: "I realize Luke Skywalker is your new role model, but for the last time, I am not your father."
Wesley: C'mon Captain, Luke Skywalker is my hero! So, does this mean I can't go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters?

Picard: Actually, good news on that front, we're going to be dropping you at Tosche Station on our way to Risa!



Riker: So...um, that's what Troi looks like pregnant?

Data: Yes, sir. If I understand correctly, it is not uncommon for human males to be repulsed by pregnant females after their weight gain and increased flatulance.

Riker: On, the contrary, Data, I don't think I've ever found her sexier! Besides, it's not uncommon for pregnant females to experience an increased sex drive!

Data: Intriguing, apprently Dr. Soong fashioned me with the ability to throw up in my mouth a little bit.



Pulaski: Relax, Worf. I was just joking about helping me deliver Troi's baby.

Worf: Good, it will be a cold day in Gre'thor before I deliver a baby!
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