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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old December 10 2012, 09:00 AM   #16
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Thanks for the win!



Drone 1: Damn it, my captions never win!



Kurge: Typical, I go to all the effort of the raising my chair to the best height to stare down the tops of my female officers, and I wind up with an all male crew.



Nimoy: Does anyone have a question?

*All hands go up*

Nimoy: That's not about Star Trek?

*All but two hands go down*

Nimoy: Nor The Ballard of Bilbo Baggins...
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Old December 10 2012, 09:07 AM   #17
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Spock: "As you can all see, we have received the three competing designs for a new Starfleet logo from the three design firms we engaged...although it appears we may have been a bit too specific about what we were looking for in our RFP."
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Old December 11 2012, 05:46 AM   #18
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Admiral Ackbar (off screen): "It's a tr......!?
*zzzzzapppp*
Kruge: "Filthy animal!"



Spock: What happened to the middle pool with the two Orion slave girls?
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Old December 11 2012, 06:51 AM   #19
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SPOCK: And now Captain Scott will throw the ceremonial first dice and this casino will officially be open.
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Old December 13 2012, 06:11 AM   #20
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Two of Eleven: I despise these anti-robot protocols. Does that Captcha end with a O or an 0?


Spock: Ladies and gentlemen, I have just signed legislation outlawing the Klingon Empire. The Genesis terraforming of Kronos begins in four minutes.
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Old December 13 2012, 06:23 AM   #21
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SPOCK: So who's picking up the check?
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Old December 13 2012, 08:31 AM   #22
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Spock: If I were Christopher Walken, I would say it's a "Quandary. Really, quite per-plexing." If I were Christopher Walken.
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Old December 13 2012, 10:17 PM   #23
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Spock: Why don't we all just have some milk and cookies now.
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Old December 15 2012, 07:50 AM   #24
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Borg One: Why do Borg wear rubber diapers?
Borg Two: Resistance is futile, volts are inevitable, and shorts are a bitch.




Enough Who Let the Targs Out by the Batleth Men! Play the Oak Ridges Boys.

Baah! I like Ginubloodwine.

Silence! I will choose!

Well the hurt doesn't show, but the pain still grows
It's no stranger to you and me....


The House of Phil Collins is honorable.




The Donut Hut called. They want their "O" back.
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Old December 16 2012, 01:59 AM   #25
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Some drones wished to see their queen in her private unicomplex...


Klingon officer: I regret to inform you that your favourite pet tagh Muffy died during the last battle!
Kruge: NOOOOO!!! Bring forth the prisoners! I will butcher them myself and their blood will adorn my beloved Muffy!
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Old December 17 2012, 10:05 PM   #26
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Borg 1: Cinemax scrambling is futile.
Borg 2: Soft core will be assimilated.




I will say this for the Federation petaQ's - their urinals have more privacy.

Silence! I am crowning.




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Through the tulips....
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Old December 17 2012, 11:16 PM   #27
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Drone 1: Hacking into the site isn't going to tell us who Cumberbatch is playing --
Drone 2: If you say "futile" I swear to god...
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Old December 18 2012, 03:15 AM   #28
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The Donut Hut called. They want their "O" back.


You totally gave me an idea.
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Old December 18 2012, 04:03 AM   #29
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SPOCK:And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
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Old December 19 2012, 12:49 PM   #30
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Borg Queen(off-screen): Wait! What? The son-of-a-bitch used "Sp0t" for the password? Arrrgh!




Fog machine set to 11, Captain!



Spock: As I stand here looking around the table all I can say is I am relieved the skin-tight body suit went out of fashion.

Group: Oh yeah!, Aye!, You an me both!, Uh Huh!, ...Really?
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