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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old December 9 2012, 09:49 PM   #46
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I didn't see a blinker for that lane-change, did you?...


OR...

Riker: That ship looks familiar...
Picard: no, no, Numbah One, no rollbah... clearly a completely different vessel.
Troi: I won't drive anything without a spoiler on the back...


Pulaski: My Tricorder says "ZOMBIE"...


Riker: Uh, Mr. Worf... this isn't a mating ritual, right?


Wesley: And then, the Enterprise rises out of Titan's atmosphere right over there and-...
Salia: Next.
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Old December 10 2012, 01:03 AM   #47
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On the next episode of Rock Paper Scissors Bat'leth Pipe.

or

Next up on Extreme Makeover: Slash Edition.
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Old December 10 2012, 05:01 AM   #48
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Picard: Oh, goody! A jackass weaving between lanes 'cause he's too busy yackin on his damn cell phone.



Worf: Tastes great.

Riker: Less filling.

Worf: Tastes great!

Riker: Less filling!

Worf: TASTES GREAT!

Riker: LESS FILLING!



Engineer with southern accent: She burnin' oil.



[beeping sound]

Riker: That asshat is gonna back right into us.
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Old December 10 2012, 05:38 AM   #49
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PICARD: Picard to Away Team, what's going on down there???

RIKER: Just laying some pipe.

WORF: Just swinging my sword.

PICARD: Wait...what?
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Old December 10 2012, 08:18 AM   #50
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Sorry for the delay folks! Busy weekend! I'll try and get things up and running tomorrow night.
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Old December 10 2012, 08:56 AM   #51
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Picard: Attention Federation vessel! I want my two dollars!




<Com> Picard to Riker. The war relief mission is cancelled. We're being diverted to Liberace IV. I expect you and Worf to practice doing what it takes to survive there, instead. That is all.




Enterprise: Try Obsession?
Passing Romulan Warbird: Ugh, no thanks.




Mister Crusher, ready tractor beam.
<Wesley taps buttons>

Run a sensor analysis.
<Wesley taps buttons>

Determine the ship's heading.
<Wesley taps buttons>

Open hailing frequencies.
<Wesley taps buttons>

Magnify.
<Wesley taps buttons>

Smell your seat.
Sir?

I said sensor sweep.
<Wesley taps buttons>




Where does the holodeck get all of its matter?
It just reconstitutes the biological samples we leave here.
I notice your program has its own solar system.
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Old December 11 2012, 12:50 AM   #52
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Girl: "When you said you'd take me to look at rings, this wasn't what I had in mind."
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Old December 11 2012, 01:33 AM   #53
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Where does the holodeck get all of its matter?
It just reconstitutes the biological samples we leave here.
I notice your program has its own solar system.
... and Uranus is rather prominent.
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Old December 11 2012, 05:50 PM   #54
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Riker: I've got a post delivery for your face!

Worf: And I've got a letter opener to open your punk ass with!
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Old December 11 2012, 09:21 PM   #55
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Riker: "What? "I'm a 'bow-legged, bimbo-chasing assclown'? Jeez, Worf, doesn't raktajino come in decaf?"
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Old December 12 2012, 06:11 AM   #56
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New Contest, finally!
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