Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings - Page 2

inflatabledalek · December 10 2012, 09:00 AM

Thanks for the win!

Drone 1: Damn it, my captions never win!

Kurge: Typical, I go to all the effort of the raising my chair to the best height to stare down the tops of my female officers, and I wind up with an all male crew.

Nimoy: Does anyone have a question?

*All hands go up*

Nimoy: That's not about Star Trek?

*All but two hands go down*

Nimoy: Nor The Ballard of Bilbo Baggins...

Jonas Grumby · December 10 2012, 09:07 AM

Spock: "As you can all see, we have received the three competing designs for a new Starfleet logo from the three design firms we engaged...although it appears we may have been a bit too specific about what we were looking for in our RFP."

Mr Silver · December 11 2012, 05:46 AM

Admiral Ackbar (off screen): "It's a tr......!?
*zzzzzapppp*
Kruge: "Filthy animal!"

Spock: What happened to the middle pool with the two Orion slave girls?

Nerys Myk · December 11 2012, 06:51 AM

SPOCK: And now Captain Scott will throw the ceremonial first dice and this casino will officially be open.

Smellincoffee · December 13 2012, 06:11 AM

Two of Eleven: I despise these anti-robot protocols. Does that Captcha end with a O or an 0?

Spock: Ladies and gentlemen, I have just signed legislation outlawing the Klingon Empire. The Genesis terraforming of Kronos begins in four minutes.

Nerys Myk · December 13 2012, 06:23 AM

SPOCK: So who's picking up the check?

Triskelion · December 13 2012, 08:31 AM

Spock: If I were Christopher Walken, I would say it's a "Quandary. Really, quite per-plexing." If I were Christopher Walken.

Triskelion · December 13 2012, 10:17 PM

Spock: Why don't we all just have some milk and cookies now.

Triskelion · December 15 2012, 07:50 AM

Borg One: Why do Borg wear rubber diapers?
Borg Two: Resistance is futile, volts are inevitable, and shorts are a bitch.

Enough Who Let the Targs Out by the Batleth Men! Play the Oak Ridges Boys.

Baah! I like Ginubloodwine.

Silence! I will choose!

Well the hurt doesn't show, but the pain still grows
It's no stranger to you and me....

The House of Phil Collins is honorable.

The Donut Hut called. They want their "O" back.

Ln X · December 16 2012, 01:59 AM

Some drones wished to see their queen in her private unicomplex...

Klingon officer: I regret to inform you that your favourite pet tagh Muffy died during the last battle!
Kruge: NOOOOO!!! Bring forth the prisoners! I will butcher them myself and their blood will adorn my beloved Muffy!

Triskelion · December 17 2012, 10:05 PM

Borg 1: Cinemax scrambling is futile.
Borg 2: Soft core will be assimilated.

I will say this for the Federation petaQ's - their urinals have more privacy.

Silence! I am crowning.

Tiptoe
Through the tulips....

Amasov · December 17 2012, 11:16 PM

Drone 1: Hacking into the site isn't going to tell us who Cumberbatch is playing --
Drone 2: If you say "futile" I swear to god...

Amasov · December 18 2012, 03:15 AM

Tres_Kings wrote:

The Donut Hut called. They want their "O" back.

You totally gave me an idea.

Nerys Myk · December 18 2012, 04:03 AM

SPOCK:And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

Vassa · December 19 2012, 12:49 PM

Borg Queen(off-screen): Wait! What? The son-of-a-bitch used "Sp0t" for the password? Arrrgh!

Fog machine set to 11, Captain!

Spock: As I stand here looking around the table all I can say is I am relieved the skin-tight body suit went out of fashion.

Group: Oh yeah!, Aye!, You an me both!, Uh Huh!, ...Really?

December 10 2012, 09:00 AM	#16
inflatabledalek Captain	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Thanks for the win! Drone 1: Damn it, my captions never win! Kurge: Typical, I go to all the effort of the raising my chair to the best height to stare down the tops of my female officers, and I wind up with an all male crew. Nimoy: Does anyone have a question? All hands go up Nimoy: That's not about Star Trek? All but two hands go down Nimoy: Nor The Ballard of Bilbo Baggins... __________________ TRANSFORMATION: CRAFTY [mind] BANKERS Meet the five new Autobots in my look at Rock and Roll Out! Part 1

December 10 2012, 09:07 AM	#17
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Spock: "As you can all see, we have received the three competing designs for a new Starfleet logo from the three design firms we engaged...although it appears we may have been a bit too specific about what we were looking for in our RFP." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

December 11 2012, 05:46 AM	#18
Mr Silver Rear Admiral Location: UK	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Admiral Ackbar (off screen): "It's a tr......!? zzzzzapppp Kruge: "Filthy animal!" Spock: What happened to the middle pool with the two Orion slave girls?

December 11 2012, 06:51 AM	#19
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings SPOCK: And now Captain Scott will throw the ceremonial first dice and this casino will officially be open. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 13 2012, 06:11 AM	#20
Smellincoffee Fleet Captain Location: Vulcan	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Two of Eleven: I despise these anti-robot protocols. Does that Captcha end with a O or an 0? Spock: Ladies and gentlemen, I have just signed legislation outlawing the Klingon Empire. The Genesis terraforming of Kronos begins in four minutes. __________________ "The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.." - Commander Montgomery Scott.

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December 13 2012, 06:23 AM	#21
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings SPOCK: So who's picking up the check? __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 13 2012, 08:31 AM	#22
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Spock: If I were Christopher Walken, I would say it's a "Quandary. Really, quite per-plexing." If I were Christopher Walken. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

December 13 2012, 10:17 PM	#23
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Spock: Why don't we all just have some milk and cookies now. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

December 15 2012, 07:50 AM	#24
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Borg One: Why do Borg wear rubber diapers? Borg Two: Resistance is futile, volts are inevitable, and shorts are a bitch. Enough Who Let the Targs Out by the Batleth Men! Play the Oak Ridges Boys. Baah! I like Ginubloodwine. Silence! I will choose! Well the hurt doesn't show, but the pain still grows It's no stranger to you and me.... The House of Phil Collins is honorable. The Donut Hut called. They want their "O" back. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

December 16 2012, 01:59 AM	#25
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Some drones wished to see their queen in her private unicomplex... Klingon officer: I regret to inform you that your favourite pet tagh Muffy died during the last battle! Kruge: NOOOOO!!! Bring forth the prisoners! I will butcher them myself and their blood will adorn my beloved Muffy! __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*

December 17 2012, 10:05 PM	#26
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Borg 1: Cinemax scrambling is futile. Borg 2: Soft core will be assimilated. I will say this for the Federation petaQ's - their urinals have more privacy. Silence! I am crowning. Tiptoe Through the tulips.... __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

December 17 2012, 11:16 PM	#27
Amasov Rear Admiral Location: Boston, MA	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Drone 1: Hacking into the site isn't going to tell us who Cumberbatch is playing -- Drone 2: If you say "futile" I swear to god... __________________ YouTube http://www.youtube.com/FomorViceroy

December 18 2012, 04:03 AM	#29
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings SPOCK:And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 19 2012, 12:49 PM	#30
Vassa Commander	Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings Borg Queen(off-screen): Wait! What? The son-of-a-bitch used "Sp0t" for the password? Arrrgh! Fog machine set to 11, Captain! Spock: As I stand here looking around the table all I can say is I am relieved the skin-tight body suit went out of fashion. Group: Oh yeah!, Aye!, You an me both!, Uh Huh!, ...Really?