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December 9 2012, 09:49 PM
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Lieutenant Commander
Location: Earth (not the Cylon one, the second one.)
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Re: TNG Caption This! 294: Say hello to Season 2!
 I didn't see a blinker for that lane-change, did you?... OR... Riker: That ship looks familiar... Picard: no, no, Numbah One, no rollbah... clearly a completely different vessel. Troi: I won't drive anything without a spoiler on the back...  Pulaski: My Tricorder says "ZOMBIE"...  Riker: Uh, Mr. Worf... this isn't a mating ritual, right?  Wesley: And then, the Enterprise rises out of Titan's atmosphere right over there and-... Salia: Next.
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December 10 2012, 01:03 AM
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Location: Boston, the Gateway to the Galaxy
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Re: TNG Caption This! 294: Say hello to Season 2!
On the next episode of Rock Paper Scissors Bat'leth Pipe. or Next up on Extreme Makeover: Slash Edition.
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December 10 2012, 05:01 AM
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Fleet Captain
Location: Onboard a sliver dog bone shaped satellite in Earth orbit
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Re: TNG Caption This! 294: Say hello to Season 2!
Picard: Oh, goody! A jackass weaving between lanes 'cause he's too busy yackin on his damn cell phone. Worf: Tastes great. Riker: Less filling. Worf: Tastes great! Riker: Less filling! Worf: TASTES GREAT! Riker: LESS FILLING!  Engineer with southern accent: She burnin' oil. [beeping sound] Riker: That asshat is gonna back right into us.
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December 10 2012, 05:38 AM
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Admiral
Location: House of Kang, now with ridges
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Re: TNG Caption This! 294: Say hello to Season 2!
PICARD: Picard to Away Team, what's going on down there??? RIKER: Just laying some pipe. WORF: Just swinging my sword. PICARD: Wait...what?
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December 10 2012, 08:18 AM
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The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot
Location: Somewhere with Internet access.
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Re: TNG Caption This! 294: Say hello to Season 2!
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December 10 2012, 08:56 AM
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Commodore
Location: Across a sea of suns
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Re: TNG Caption This! 294: Say hello to Season 2!
Picard: Attention Federation vessel! I want my two dollars! <Com> Picard to Riker. The war relief mission is cancelled. We're being diverted to Liberace IV. I expect you and Worf to practice doing what it takes to survive there, instead. That is all. Enterprise: Try Obsession? Passing Romulan Warbird: Ugh, no thanks. Mister Crusher, ready tractor beam. <Wesley taps buttons> Run a sensor analysis. <Wesley taps buttons> Determine the ship's heading. <Wesley taps buttons> Open hailing frequencies. <Wesley taps buttons> Magnify. <Wesley taps buttons> Smell your seat. Sir? I said sensor sweep. <Wesley taps buttons> Where does the holodeck get all of its matter? It just reconstitutes the biological samples we leave here. I notice your program has its own solar system. |
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December 11 2012, 12:50 AM
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Re: TNG Caption This! 294: Say hello to Season 2!
Girl: "When you said you'd take me to look at rings, this wasn't what I had in mind." |
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December 11 2012, 01:33 AM
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Location: Boston, the Gateway to the Galaxy
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Re: TNG Caption This! 294: Say hello to Season 2!
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December 11 2012, 05:50 PM
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Fleet Captain
Location: Onboard a sliver dog bone shaped satellite in Earth orbit
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Re: TNG Caption This! 294: Say hello to Season 2!
Riker: I've got a post delivery for your face! Worf: And I've got a letter opener to open your punk ass with!
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December 11 2012, 09:21 PM
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Vice Admiral
Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific
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Re: TNG Caption This! 294: Say hello to Season 2!
Riker: "What? "I'm a 'bow-legged, bimbo-chasing assclown'? Jeez, Worf, doesn't raktajino come in decaf?"
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December 12 2012, 06:11 AM
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The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot
Location: Somewhere with Internet access.
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