VOY Caption This 92; Mutiny!!! - Page 2

Bry_Sinclair · December 5 2012, 10:22 AM

[Neelix steps onto the Bridge]
Chakotay: Rat! Kill it! Kill it now!!!!

Charlie couldn't entice Seven to be an Angel, so he had to settle for Chakotay.

Crew of Voyager: YEAH!! WOO-HOO!!!!!! About time!!!!!

Nerys Myk · December 6 2012, 12:49 AM

SESKA: Die!!!! Die!!!! Kill them all!!!! Bwaahahahahaha!!!!

CHAKOTAY: Something tells me you might not be a good fit for Starfleet.

Triskelion · December 6 2012, 06:10 AM

Shortly after the massacre Janeway banned surprise parties for Maquis crewmembers.

Triskelion · December 6 2012, 09:53 PM

Ensign: This fifteen deck walkup is a charming fixer-upper.
Chakotay: Sure. If you like space roaches.

R. Star · December 7 2012, 12:14 AM

Tres_Kings wrote:

Ensign: This fifteen deck walkup is a charming fixer-upper.
Chakotay: Sure. If you like space roaches.

Tuvok(OS): While the space roach infestation continues unchecked, I am pleased to report the hedgehog traps have been successful.

ThankQ · December 7 2012, 03:40 AM

Paris: My bad, Nelix. I thought you were Gozer.

Gil T.Azell · December 7 2012, 07:01 AM

B'Elanna Torres: "Ask me for a "Alabama Hot Pocket" will you?"

Violet.Phoenix · December 7 2012, 07:13 AM

Thanks for the win!

Soon after noticing his lack of character development, Chakotay developed a "shoot first, ask later" policy.

Chakotay: Say hello to my little friend.

Seska: Truer words were never spoken.

A first contact gone wrong:

Janeway: This is not the "well done" that I expected!

Paris(off-screen): Oh...I thought you were a space rat.

Harry(off-screen): At least we won't have to endure his leola root surprise anymore.

Chakotay: I have poisoned one of these drinks. Guess the right one and you live.

Tuvok: There is no need for me to guess. You have poisoned both drinks, and believing me to be stupid, thought that you would successfully kill me. Clearly, you have failed.

Chakotay: Damn Vulcans.

LeadHead · December 9 2012, 06:06 PM

Thanks for the win!

The biggest secret of Voyager, Chakotay cares more about his morning coffee than Janeway.

Seska: We're here to talk about the quality of last nights pizza dinner...

Janeway: Computer, begin encoding message using "Prank Call Protocol 1."

Computer: Standing by to send message to Commander Tuvok.

Neelix: Hey guys, how did you like my spaghetti-

Chakotay: You know, Tuvok, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Tuvok: If I were human, I believe my response would be: "Go to Hell."

Ln X · December 9 2012, 06:53 PM

LeadHead! This contest is closed!

The next caption contest is below!

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=196471

LeadHead · December 9 2012, 07:03 PM

Whoops! Thanks for the link.

December 5 2012, 10:22 AM	#16
Bry_Sinclair Commodore Location: Along the border of Talarian space	Re: VOY Caption This 92; Mutiny!!! [Neelix steps onto the Bridge] Chakotay: Rat! Kill it! Kill it now!!!! Charlie couldn't entice Seven to be an Angel, so he had to settle for Chakotay. Crew of Voyager: YEAH!! WOO-HOO!!!!!! About time!!!!! __________________ Avatar: Captain Hilgrat Ja-Inrosh (deceased), Commanding Officer, U.S.S. Silverfin NCC-4470, Border Service Third Cutter Squadron Manip by: FltCpt. Bossco (STPMA)

December 6 2012, 12:49 AM	#17
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: VOY Caption This 92; Mutiny!!! SESKA: Die!!!! Die!!!! Kill them all!!!! Bwaahahahahaha!!!! CHAKOTAY: Something tells me you might not be a good fit for Starfleet. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 6 2012, 06:10 AM	#18
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: VOY Caption This 92; Mutiny!!! Shortly after the massacre Janeway banned surprise parties for Maquis crewmembers. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

December 6 2012, 09:53 PM	#19
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: VOY Caption This 92; Mutiny!!! Ensign: This fifteen deck walkup is a charming fixer-upper. Chakotay: Sure. If you like space roaches. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

December 7 2012, 03:40 AM	#21
ThankQ Admiral Location: Omnipresent	Re: VOY Caption This 92; Mutiny!!! Paris: My bad, Nelix. I thought you were Gozer. __________________ "A still more glorious dawn awaits..." -Carl Sagan

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December 7 2012, 07:01 AM	#22
Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Location: On the Left Coast	Re: VOY Caption This 92; Mutiny!!! B'Elanna Torres: "Ask me for a "Alabama Hot Pocket" will you?" You don't want to know it grossed me out. __________________ You're not really Drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osboune

December 7 2012, 07:13 AM	#23
Violet.Phoenix Commander Location: A distant corner of the Zeta Quadrant...	Re: VOY Caption This 92; Mutiny!!! Thanks for the win! Soon after noticing his lack of character development, Chakotay developed a "shoot first, ask later" policy. Chakotay: Say hello to my little friend. Seska: Truer words were never spoken. A first contact gone wrong: Janeway: This is not the "well done" that I expected! Paris(off-screen): Oh...I thought you were a space rat. Harry(off-screen): At least we won't have to endure his leola root surprise anymore. Chakotay: I have poisoned one of these drinks. Guess the right one and you live. Tuvok: There is no need for me to guess. You have poisoned both drinks, and believing me to be stupid, thought that you would successfully kill me. Clearly, you have failed. Chakotay: Damn Vulcans. __________________ "It's never easy, but if we turn our backs on our principles we stop being human." - Kathryn Janeway, "Equinox Part 1".

December 9 2012, 06:06 PM	#24
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: VOY Caption This 92; Mutiny!!! Thanks for the win! The biggest secret of Voyager, Chakotay cares more about his morning coffee than Janeway. Seska: We're here to talk about the quality of last nights pizza dinner... Janeway: Computer, begin encoding message using "Prank Call Protocol 1." Computer: Standing by to send message to Commander Tuvok. Neelix: Hey guys, how did you like my spaghetti- Chakotay: You know, Tuvok, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Tuvok: If I were human, I believe my response would be: "Go to Hell." __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

December 9 2012, 06:53 PM	#25
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: VOY Caption This 92; Mutiny!!! LeadHead! This contest is closed! The next caption contest is below! http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=196471 __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*

December 9 2012, 07:03 PM	#26
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: VOY Caption This 92; Mutiny!!! Whoops! Thanks for the link. __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X