Star Trek A To Z - Page 218

cooleddie74 · December 4 2012, 11:31 PM

A is for Antimatter Containment Pod.
B is for Baristatic Filters.
C is for Coolant Conduits.
D is for Dilitium crystal converter assembly.
E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding.
F is for Flux Spectrometer.
G is for gravimetric torpedo.
H is for Heisenberg compensator.
I is for Isolinear coprocessor.
J is for Jefferies tubes.
K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts.
L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan.
K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series.
L is for Lateral Sensor Array.
M is for Magneton scanner.
N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling.
O is for Optronic Data Relay.
P is for Phase transition coils.
Q is for Quantum discriminator.

Orac · December 5 2012, 12:27 AM

A is for Antimatter Containment Pod.
B is for Baristatic Filters.
C is for Coolant Conduits.
D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly.
E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding.
F is for Flux Spectrometer.
G is for gravimetric torpedo.
H is for Heisenberg compensator.
I is for Isolinear coprocessor.
J is for Jefferies tubes.
K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts.
L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan.
K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series.
L is for Lateral Sensor Array.
M is for Magneton scanner.
N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling.
O is for Optronic Data Relay.
P is for Phase transition coils.
Q is for Quantum discriminator.
R is for Rematerialisation subroutine.

cooleddie74 · December 5 2012, 02:08 AM

A is for Antimatter Containment Pod.
B is for Baristatic Filters.
C is for Coolant Conduits.
D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly.
E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding.
F is for Flux Spectrometer.
G is for gravimetric torpedo.
H is for Heisenberg compensator.
I is for Isolinear coprocessor.
J is for Jefferies tubes.
K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts.
L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan.
K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series.
L is for Lateral Sensor Array.
M is for Magneton scanner.
N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling.
O is for Optronic Data Relay.
P is for Phase transition coils.
Q is for Quantum discriminator.
R is for Rematerialisation subroutine.
S is for Sterilization field.

Orac · December 5 2012, 02:57 AM

A is for Antimatter Containment Pod.
B is for Baristatic Filters.
C is for Coolant Conduits.
D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly.
E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding.
F is for Flux Spectrometer.
G is for gravimetric torpedo.
H is for Heisenberg compensator.
I is for Isolinear coprocessor.
J is for Jefferies tubes.
K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts.
L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan.
K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series.
L is for Lateral Sensor Array.
M is for Magneton scanner.
N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling.
O is for Optronic Data Relay.
P is for Phase transition coils.
Q is for Quantum discriminator.
R is for Rematerialisation subroutine.
S is for Sterilization field.
T is for Tantalus field.

cooleddie74 · December 5 2012, 02:58 AM

A is for Antimatter Containment Pod.
B is for Baristatic Filters.
C is for Coolant Conduits.
D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly.
E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding.
F is for Flux Spectrometer.
G is for gravimetric torpedo.
H is for Heisenberg compensator.
I is for Isolinear coprocessor.
J is for Jefferies tubes.
K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts.
L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan.
K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series.
L is for Lateral Sensor Array.
M is for Magneton scanner.
N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling.
O is for Optronic Data Relay.
P is for Phase transition coils.
Q is for Quantum discriminator.
R is for Rematerialisation subroutine.
S is for Sterilization field.
T is for Tantalus field.
U is for Umbilical structural supports.

Orac · December 5 2012, 03:13 AM

A is for Antimatter Containment Pod.
B is for Baristatic Filters.
C is for Coolant Conduits.
D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly.
E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding.
F is for Flux Spectrometer.
G is for gravimetric torpedo.
H is for Heisenberg compensator.
I is for Isolinear coprocessor.
J is for Jefferies tubes.
K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts.
L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan.
K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series.
L is for Lateral Sensor Array.
M is for Magneton scanner.
N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling.
O is for Optronic Data Relay.
P is for Phase transition coils.
Q is for Quantum discriminator.
R is for Rematerialisation subroutine.
S is for Sterilization field.
T is for Tantalus field.
U is for Umbilical structural supports.
V is for Valeris' Vaginal constriction field.

Captain Rob · December 5 2012, 09:35 AM

A is for Antimatter Containment Pod.
B is for Baristatic Filters.
C is for Coolant Conduits.
D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly.
E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding.
F is for Flux Spectrometer.
G is for gravimetric torpedo.
H is for Heisenberg compensator.
I is for Isolinear coprocessor.
J is for Jefferies tubes.
K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts.
L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan.
K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series.
L is for Lateral Sensor Array.
M is for Magneton scanner.
N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling.
O is for Optronic Data Relay.
P is for Phase transition coils.
Q is for Quantum discriminator.
R is for Rematerialisation subroutine.
S is for Sterilization field.
T is for Tantalus field.
U is for Umbilical structural supports.
V is for Valeris' Vaginal constriction field.
W is for Warp Plasma Primary Nacelle Injector.

V sounds painful.

cooleddie74 · December 5 2012, 10:22 AM

A is for Antimatter Containment Pod.
B is for Baristatic Filters.
C is for Coolant Conduits.
D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly.
E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding.
F is for Flux Spectrometer.
G is for gravimetric torpedo.
H is for Heisenberg compensator.
I is for Isolinear coprocessor.
J is for Jefferies tubes.
K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts.
L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan.
K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series.
L is for Lateral Sensor Array.
M is for Magneton scanner.
N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling.
O is for Optronic Data Relay.
P is for Phase transition coils.
Q is for Quantum discriminator.
R is for Rematerialisation subroutine.
S is for Sterilization field.
T is for Tantalus field.
U is for Umbilical structural supports.
V is for Valeris' Vaginal constriction field.
W is for Warp Plasma Primary Nacelle Injector.
X is for Xenolinguistic Translation Matrix.

Orac · December 6 2012, 01:21 AM

A is for Antimatter Containment Pod.
B is for Baristatic Filters.
C is for Coolant Conduits.
D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly.
E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding.
F is for Flux Spectrometer.
G is for gravimetric torpedo.
H is for Heisenberg compensator.
I is for Isolinear coprocessor.
J is for Jefferies tubes.
K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts.
L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan.
K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series.
L is for Lateral Sensor Array.
M is for Magneton scanner.
N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling.
O is for Optronic Data Relay.
P is for Phase transition coils.
Q is for Quantum discriminator.
R is for Rematerialisation subroutine.
S is for Sterilization field.
T is for Tantalus field.
U is for Umbilical structural supports.
V is for Valeris' Vaginal constriction field.
W is for Warp Plasma Primary Nacelle Injector.
X is for Xenolinguistic Translation Matrix.
Y is for Yar's oscilating tricorder attachment.

Joel_Kirk · December 6 2012, 05:33 AM

A is for Antimatter Containment Pod.
B is for Baristatic Filters.
C is for Coolant Conduits.
D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly.
E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding.
F is for Flux Spectrometer.
G is for gravimetric torpedo.
H is for Heisenberg compensator.
I is for Isolinear coprocessor.
J is for Jefferies tubes.
K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts.
L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan.
K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series.
L is for Lateral Sensor Array.
M is for Magneton scanner.
N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling.
O is for Optronic Data Relay.
P is for Phase transition coils.
Q is for Quantum discriminator.
R is for Rematerialisation subroutine.
S is for Sterilization field.
T is for Tantalus field.
U is for Umbilical structural supports.
V is for Valeris' Vaginal constriction field.
W is for Warp Plasma Primary Nacelle Injector.
X is for Xenolinguistic Translation Matrix.
Y is for Yar's oscilating tricorder attachment.
Z is for Zachary Quinto, Mr. Spock

cooleddie74 · December 6 2012, 05:36 AM

Now let's do more alien species:

A is for Amazzarite.

Orac · December 6 2012, 10:28 AM

A is for Amazzarite.
B is for Bolian.

cooleddie74 · December 6 2012, 10:31 AM

A is for Amazzarite.
B is for Bolian.
C is for Chameloid.

Orac · December 6 2012, 10:35 AM

A is for Amazzarite.
B is for Bolian.
C is for Chameloid.
D is for Deltan.

cooleddie74 · December 6 2012, 10:39 AM

A is for Amazzarite.
B is for Bolian.
C is for Chameloid.
D is for Deltan.
E is for Endaran.

December 4 2012, 11:31 PM	#3256
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Antimatter Containment Pod. B is for Baristatic Filters. C is for Coolant Conduits. D is for Dilitium crystal converter assembly. E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding. F is for Flux Spectrometer. G is for gravimetric torpedo. H is for Heisenberg compensator. I is for Isolinear coprocessor. J is for Jefferies tubes. K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts. L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan. K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series. L is for Lateral Sensor Array. M is for Magneton scanner. N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling. O is for Optronic Data Relay. P is for Phase transition coils. Q is for Quantum discriminator. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

December 5 2012, 12:27 AM	#3257
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Antimatter Containment Pod. B is for Baristatic Filters. C is for Coolant Conduits. D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly. E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding. F is for Flux Spectrometer. G is for gravimetric torpedo. H is for Heisenberg compensator. I is for Isolinear coprocessor. J is for Jefferies tubes. K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts. L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan. K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series. L is for Lateral Sensor Array. M is for Magneton scanner. N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling. O is for Optronic Data Relay. P is for Phase transition coils. Q is for Quantum discriminator. R is for Rematerialisation subroutine. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

December 5 2012, 02:08 AM	#3258
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Antimatter Containment Pod. B is for Baristatic Filters. C is for Coolant Conduits. D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly. E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding. F is for Flux Spectrometer. G is for gravimetric torpedo. H is for Heisenberg compensator. I is for Isolinear coprocessor. J is for Jefferies tubes. K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts. L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan. K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series. L is for Lateral Sensor Array. M is for Magneton scanner. N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling. O is for Optronic Data Relay. P is for Phase transition coils. Q is for Quantum discriminator. R is for Rematerialisation subroutine. S is for Sterilization field. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

December 5 2012, 02:57 AM	#3259
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Antimatter Containment Pod. B is for Baristatic Filters. C is for Coolant Conduits. D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly. E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding. F is for Flux Spectrometer. G is for gravimetric torpedo. H is for Heisenberg compensator. I is for Isolinear coprocessor. J is for Jefferies tubes. K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts. L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan. K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series. L is for Lateral Sensor Array. M is for Magneton scanner. N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling. O is for Optronic Data Relay. P is for Phase transition coils. Q is for Quantum discriminator. R is for Rematerialisation subroutine. S is for Sterilization field. T is for Tantalus field. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

December 5 2012, 02:58 AM	#3260
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Antimatter Containment Pod. B is for Baristatic Filters. C is for Coolant Conduits. D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly. E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding. F is for Flux Spectrometer. G is for gravimetric torpedo. H is for Heisenberg compensator. I is for Isolinear coprocessor. J is for Jefferies tubes. K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts. L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan. K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series. L is for Lateral Sensor Array. M is for Magneton scanner. N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling. O is for Optronic Data Relay. P is for Phase transition coils. Q is for Quantum discriminator. R is for Rematerialisation subroutine. S is for Sterilization field. T is for Tantalus field. U is for Umbilical structural supports. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

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December 5 2012, 03:13 AM	#3261
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Antimatter Containment Pod. B is for Baristatic Filters. C is for Coolant Conduits. D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly. E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding. F is for Flux Spectrometer. G is for gravimetric torpedo. H is for Heisenberg compensator. I is for Isolinear coprocessor. J is for Jefferies tubes. K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts. L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan. K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series. L is for Lateral Sensor Array. M is for Magneton scanner. N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling. O is for Optronic Data Relay. P is for Phase transition coils. Q is for Quantum discriminator. R is for Rematerialisation subroutine. S is for Sterilization field. T is for Tantalus field. U is for Umbilical structural supports. V is for Valeris' Vaginal constriction field. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

December 5 2012, 09:35 AM	#3262
Captain Rob Fleet Captain	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Antimatter Containment Pod. B is for Baristatic Filters. C is for Coolant Conduits. D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly. E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding. F is for Flux Spectrometer. G is for gravimetric torpedo. H is for Heisenberg compensator. I is for Isolinear coprocessor. J is for Jefferies tubes. K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts. L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan. K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series. L is for Lateral Sensor Array. M is for Magneton scanner. N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling. O is for Optronic Data Relay. P is for Phase transition coils. Q is for Quantum discriminator. R is for Rematerialisation subroutine. S is for Sterilization field. T is for Tantalus field. U is for Umbilical structural supports. V is for Valeris' Vaginal constriction field. W is for Warp Plasma Primary Nacelle Injector. V sounds painful. __________________ Regal Entertainment Group murdered United Artists

December 5 2012, 10:22 AM	#3263
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Antimatter Containment Pod. B is for Baristatic Filters. C is for Coolant Conduits. D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly. E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding. F is for Flux Spectrometer. G is for gravimetric torpedo. H is for Heisenberg compensator. I is for Isolinear coprocessor. J is for Jefferies tubes. K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts. L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan. K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series. L is for Lateral Sensor Array. M is for Magneton scanner. N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling. O is for Optronic Data Relay. P is for Phase transition coils. Q is for Quantum discriminator. R is for Rematerialisation subroutine. S is for Sterilization field. T is for Tantalus field. U is for Umbilical structural supports. V is for Valeris' Vaginal constriction field. W is for Warp Plasma Primary Nacelle Injector. X is for Xenolinguistic Translation Matrix. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

December 6 2012, 01:21 AM	#3264
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Antimatter Containment Pod. B is for Baristatic Filters. C is for Coolant Conduits. D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly. E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding. F is for Flux Spectrometer. G is for gravimetric torpedo. H is for Heisenberg compensator. I is for Isolinear coprocessor. J is for Jefferies tubes. K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts. L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan. K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series. L is for Lateral Sensor Array. M is for Magneton scanner. N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling. O is for Optronic Data Relay. P is for Phase transition coils. Q is for Quantum discriminator. R is for Rematerialisation subroutine. S is for Sterilization field. T is for Tantalus field. U is for Umbilical structural supports. V is for Valeris' Vaginal constriction field. W is for Warp Plasma Primary Nacelle Injector. X is for Xenolinguistic Translation Matrix. Y is for Yar's oscilating tricorder attachment. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

December 6 2012, 05:33 AM	#3265
Joel_Kirk Commodore Location: San Francisco...	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Antimatter Containment Pod. B is for Baristatic Filters. C is for Coolant Conduits. D is for Dilithium crystal converter assembly. E is for Exoatmospheric radiation shielding. F is for Flux Spectrometer. G is for gravimetric torpedo. H is for Heisenberg compensator. I is for Isolinear coprocessor. J is for Jefferies tubes. K is for the K-Level indicator on Starfleet sickbay biobed readouts. L is for Luna-class starship, the dedicated long-range, multi-species exploration class of the U.S.S. Titan. K is for "Kling-uns;" how one or two characters pronounced the name in the classic TOS series. L is for Lateral Sensor Array. M is for Magneton scanner. N is for Neutrino beam. Pick your flavor, coherent or tunneling. O is for Optronic Data Relay. P is for Phase transition coils. Q is for Quantum discriminator. R is for Rematerialisation subroutine. S is for Sterilization field. T is for Tantalus field. U is for Umbilical structural supports. V is for Valeris' Vaginal constriction field. W is for Warp Plasma Primary Nacelle Injector. X is for Xenolinguistic Translation Matrix. Y is for Yar's oscilating tricorder attachment. Z is for Zachary Quinto, Mr. Spock __________________ 1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Joel_Kirk 2.Experiences As a Black Male on Trektoday

December 6 2012, 05:36 AM	#3266
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z Now let's do more alien species: A is for Amazzarite. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

December 6 2012, 10:28 AM	#3267
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Amazzarite. B is for Bolian. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

December 6 2012, 10:31 AM	#3268
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Amazzarite. B is for Bolian. C is for Chameloid. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

December 6 2012, 10:35 AM	#3269
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Amazzarite. B is for Bolian. C is for Chameloid. D is for Deltan. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

December 6 2012, 10:39 AM	#3270
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Amazzarite. B is for Bolian. C is for Chameloid. D is for Deltan. E is for Endaran. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg