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Re: My first voyage with Voyager
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Location: Lost In The EU Expanse
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Re: My first voyage with Voyager
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Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.
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Re: My first voyage with Voyager
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"Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz |
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Location: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
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Re: My first voyage with Voyager
"In the late 1960s, a young producer with a police show to his credit is out hiking at Vasquez Rocks. A small alien ship crash lands. It has no inhabitants, and YP is able to figure out how to use the only component that is salvageable: a time scanner. Scanning forward a few hundred years, he sees starships buzzing across the galaxy, and gets the idea for a revolutionary television show, set in the far future, showing just that. Fast forward to 1996. He's still making TV shows, but he's running out of ideas. Somehow he's able to TECH the TECH to pull members of Voyager's crew back through time and space. Let's say it's Janeway, Tuvok, Paris, and Torres, with Chipotle and Paris back on board, trying to TECH the TECH to figure out where the others went. In 1996, the producer starts pumping the Voyager 4 for ideas. Then he makes them go to a business lunch--cue smarmy Hollywood agent/tv exec stereotypes. You can take it to a whole meta-level, and have the Hollywood execs say that the real adventures of Voyager aren't good enough--you need to sex them up. Meanwhile, Voyager discovers that the Producer opened a subspace chroniton rift that, if not sealed, will destroy the entire sector. Chipotle is able to TECH the TECH, and the V4 vanish in the middle of a dramatic studio meeting. Final shot is the studio greenlighting a pilot for a new show based on those fantastic special effects. Done right, it's a tongue-in-cheek tribute to LA's entertainment culture and the show itself. " Personally, I love most episodes where the characters are off the ship, but I do see some of his points. (Go check out his thread for the whole review)! As for Shantertage's revised idea...I do think that his whole idea could have been fun because they would have been able to drop the 4th wall, and that usually makes for a good episode. I forget which episode in DS9 that they did that, but I remember I laughed like hell!
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Location: 2 mi S of Capt Braxton's shopping cart
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Re: My first voyage with Voyager
Sorry, can't get by that... Why not just call him Beano? Or, hey, Redskin works nicely.
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Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.
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Re: My first voyage with Voyager
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Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne |
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#487 |
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Location: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
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Re: My first voyage with Voyager
On no, a “Neelix” version of Risa…with Kim and Paris making additions…. How cheesy? I was too happy when Janeway called them to the bridge. I am not sure how much more of Neelix’s feet I could take!! VOY beams some aliens aboard who almost died in a crash, and one of them takes Kes’ body over. “Kes” helps the two aliens overthrow Janeway and stole a craft. An official representative of the Ilari beams onto VOY and explains the situation to the crew. Tieran “Kes’ bodysnatcher” is trying to kill members of the government in Autarch. Kes makes a great creepy fella. Lien’s acting was superb; a very different perspective then Kes! Why would a warlord want servants who cover their faces? I think security over-rules subservience. Tieran uses Kes’ telepathic capabilities to tap into Tuvok’s mind. Tieran tries to seduce Tuvok in Kes’ body, and we even get to see a very disturbing kiss. There is an interesting scene where we see Tieran and Kes as two separate bodies fighting against each other within each other (if that makes sense). They were arguing back and forth over who was going to overpower who. The Tieran “Kes” introduces her/his new husband and indicates that they would be a threesome with his previous wife. At the engagement party Janeway and crew overtake the “bad guys” and set Kes free. Kes figures out that Tieran went into a different body and she actually kills his mind/him. This was a weird episode. I don’t think I acutally liked it that much; at least not the story line. Lien’s acting was great though (it is Lien right?). Maybe, it was just a tough act to follow after Future's End. Those two were so great this one just seemed a bit off. Favorite part: Lien’s acting. Least favorite part: Body-snatching; it is just rude!
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Location: Terra 3
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Re: My first voyage with Voyager
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Location: Lost In The EU Expanse
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Re: My first voyage with Voyager
Oh, I'd forgotten about shatnertage's alt FE too. Would have preferred I watched Stargate's 1969 recently and would have liked a time travel ep like that on VOY.
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Admiral
Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.
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Re: My first voyage with Voyager
He's been married to the same woman for decades, and isn't going to see her for decades still, boffing a creature with a 9 year life expectancy would be like a self cleaning affair, if they didn't mind meld during sex and share souls while they share bodies... Which really makes you consider that Vulcans during Archers time were just having halfsex if they didn't have a telepathic component attached to their coitus. Can Vulcans telepathically erase sections of their own memory to hide affairs from their spouse? I wonder if he ever bothered to tell the wife to get checked for the Space syphilis he discovered he was riddled with in Flashback. Hmm? The last moments of Lon Suders life? Did his syphilis flare up? That would be a fantastic four second clip to add to a special edition of Basics Part II. Lon trying to save the girl falling off a cliff.
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"Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz Last edited by Guy Gardener; December 5 2012 at 08:49 AM. |
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Admiral
Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.
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Re: My first voyage with Voyager
Now what if they had dressed her like this through the whole series.. she might have given Wang more of a throw down when it came to the axe. ![]() ![]() If I'd been Lien I'd be asking for a bit of Warlord to have stuck in the Kes character, give her some edge. Less Tinkerbelle, more Captain Hook!
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Re: My first voyage with Voyager
Otherwise, I like Warlord for the fact that Kes finally gives Neelix the boot. 'Twas a long time comin', babe...
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Location: Lost In The EU Expanse
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Re: My first voyage with Voyager
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Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.
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Re: My first voyage with Voyager
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Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne |
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Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.
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Re: My first voyage with Voyager
A truly enlightened person knows that being right when she is wrong is way more important than an orgasm. AKA: The selfcockblock.
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