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Old December 3 2012, 09:00 PM   #16
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Old December 3 2012, 10:15 PM   #17
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PICARD: Release the Light Scattering Red Matter!
RIKER: That should do it Captain; not even a chance of lens flare now.





RIKER: An old rusty pipe versus a razor-sharp blade? What am I supposed to do, kill you with tetanus?





WESLEY: So, am I getting lucky tonight?
SALIA: Look Wesley, a flock of airborne swine!





PICARD (thinking): I know Riker wants to hold hands, but Worf would see us from Tactical and our secret would be out.





PULASKI: Alcohol level is through the roof; no need to conduct a roadside sobriety test here. Throw him in the Brig to sober up before we process him.
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Geordi: That's the last time I let Ensign Gaga refit the warp nacelles.
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Old December 4 2012, 02:50 AM   #19
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Romulan Commander Jarak Custo: Note ze way she distracts predators wiz a smokescreen of pink hydrozhen, in ze elegant ballet of interstellar melee.



Every day it's the same old thing: killing for honor, dying for honor, honoring the dead, ritual suicide. Sigh. I wish someone would program a Klingon ice cream parlor.

Oh? What's your favorite flavor?

Rocky Road with Gummy Gagh sprinkles.




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Salia: I thought you said this was an authentic reproduction.
Wesley: I'm in Starfleet. We don't lie.
Salia: Whatever.
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Old December 4 2012, 05:24 AM   #20
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Picard: Efficient.
Riker: Powerful.
Troi: Graceful.
Wesley: Auto-powered.



Fluctuating heart rate...elevated norepinephrine levels...cellular disruption...extreme - nippular chafing?
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Old December 4 2012, 06:04 AM   #21
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WES: I thought the view from this airless moon would be romantic.

SALIA: Airless?

WES: Crap.
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Old December 4 2012, 06:37 AM   #22
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WORF: Have you ever heard the Klingon proverb: "Never bring a pipe to a Bat'leth fight."
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Old December 4 2012, 01:33 PM   #23
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Girl: "They said if we look carefully, we'll see there's another planet right on this one's surface."

Wesley: "But they said that planet has rings. I hate those snotty planets with rings--they think they're God's gift to the universe."

<brief pause>

Wesley: "It's right behind us, isn't it?"
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Pulaski: "Exhaustion, dehydration, bruises, strained muscles, a couple of torn ligaments and one cracked rib. Criminy, I'm no prude, but somebody needs to remind this Vash woman that this is a sixty-two year old man, not a combination sex toy and crash test dummy!"
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WORF: Have you ever heard the Klingon proverb: "Never bring a pipe to a Bat'leth fight."
Riker: "Here's a little trick I learned from reading about Captain Kirk."

Riker turns the pipe towards Worf, and fires a diamond the size of his fist into Worf's chest, using homemade gun powder.

Riker: "Never bring a Bat'leth to a gun fight moron."


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Wesley: Sorry the bus is so late.
Salia: It's ok.
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Pulaski: "He's in pretty bad shape. I think he's been reading the TrekBBS captions again."
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SALIA: This has been great Wes, thanks for inviting me to prom.

WES: Uh huh.

SALIA: Why so nervous?

WES: This is usually the point where I get drenched by a bucket of pig's blood.
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Picard rued the day he allowed Beverly to leave without taking young Mr. Crusher with her.
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Riker: Worf, put that weapon down. I'm taking these giant sticks of beef jerky and there's nothing you can do about it!
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