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Old November 28 2012, 01:13 PM   #31
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Picard: "That's fascinating, Data, but...why did Doctor Soong feel the need to give you a penis?"



Geordi: "Talk to the hand, 'cause the face don't understand!"
Worf: "We're behind you."
Geordi: "Damn it!"
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Old November 29 2012, 06:18 AM   #32
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GEORDIE: Up top!!!!!....

....Don't leave me hanging bro!!


PICARD: I am not your "bro".
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The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
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Old November 29 2012, 09:49 AM   #33
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No, I prefer the white sun hat over the purple, Data. It is to greet the Vulcan ambassador, after all.



Riker: Three Boston Cream, two glazed....
Picard: And one with sprinkles!
Geordi: You have five left.
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Old November 30 2012, 04:21 AM   #34
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Riker: "Look out Captain, he is firing a energy beam from 10 metres away that is traveling at 300 kilometre per second."

Picard: "Sharp eye Number One, after a few moments of thought I believe walking over to the relative safety of this architectural feature would be wise.

Riker: "Yes sir, perhaps I'll merely lean back slightly."

Woosh, smack.

Picard: "Good think we both got out of the way of that beam traveling at the speed of light, otherwise someone might have gotten hurt."



Picard: "You're correct Mister Data, apparently I don't know where this finger's been."

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Old November 30 2012, 04:39 AM   #35
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KIRK: You're in my spot

PICARD: What do you mean, your "spot"?
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Old November 30 2012, 03:00 PM   #36
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Things were so slow that week that Picard was glad young Mr. Crusher volunteered to lead the crew in a game of statues.





Data (OS): "Yes, Captain, you have convinced me. I believe a mustache would indeed make you look badass."
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Old November 30 2012, 07:33 PM   #37
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Yes yes, Mister Data, I don't think now is the time to factor to the nearest decimal point.

Yes sir. I just thought you might want to know why you've had no hits on Match.com.



Worf: I do not think the Pakleds respect your Pimp hand.




Picard: We'll show Beverly who's the Queen of the Talent Show. And Vogue!
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Old November 30 2012, 08:08 PM   #38
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Picard: I told you you couldn't hook a PADD up to a PC.
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Old November 30 2012, 10:10 PM   #39
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Picard: "Look sharp, Number One! They may try to ambush us!"
Riker: "Um...somethin' goin' on back here..."
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Old December 1 2012, 02:12 AM   #40
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Riker: This light seems to be following us!
Picard: It's angry I didn't count it!


Worf: Commander--
Riker: Not now, Worf. We're busy mocking Deanna's shoes.
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Old December 1 2012, 05:22 AM   #41
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PICARD: Another brilliant job by the Starfleet Corps of Engineers!!!!
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Old December 1 2012, 05:59 AM   #42
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Riker: The Captain's lost on Risa.
Crew: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.




Geordi: We...come...in...peace! We...make...nice nice! You...aliens...we...Federation.... Together...strong...like bull!

Alien <to his own crew>: Check out this m* f*.




Data: Sir, I just got back from a parallel universe in which...the Crusher boy...is your son.

Picard: So Beverly was my wife?

Data: No sir. She was your...Dominatrix.

Picard: So. You didn't travel to a parallel universe, did you Mister Data.

Data: No sir.

Picard: In fact, you just read my diary, didn't you.

Data: Yes sir.

Picard: Do you know what you must do now, Data?

Data: Yes sir.

Picard: It's not a reprimand.

Data: Erasing my memory bank will actually be a relief, sir.

Picard: Make it so.

<Data shudders>

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Old December 1 2012, 02:16 PM   #43
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Worf: "I know you dishonorable targs are laughing at me. I can see you in the rearview mirror, you know?"
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Old December 2 2012, 03:34 AM   #44
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RIKER: Hey look I'm Captain Picard, ( in passable Picard voice ) "We surrender!!!!
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Old December 2 2012, 03:55 AM   #45
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New contest will either start later tonight or tomorrow!
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