ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! - Page 2

Nerys Myk · November 30 2012, 07:13 PM

T'POL: Well, this is what I'm wearing from now on. The drooling fanboys will just have to deal with it!

Triskelion · November 30 2012, 07:30 PM

T'Pol: On Vulcan, this act is known as "The Great Taboo."

Reed: Space Pygmies? Here?

Mistral · November 30 2012, 09:52 PM

Skywalker wrote:

Trip: "Quit laughing, it isn't funny! Now, someone help me get my hands out of this waste recycling unit!"

Jonas Grumby · November 30 2012, 10:17 PM

Trip: "Cut! No, no, no, that's all wrong!"
T'Pol: "What? I'm following your script exactly. 'She enters the scene with her robe carelessly draped open in front.'"
Trip (sighs): "You really don't have a clue what 'porn' is, do you."

Nerys Myk · December 1 2012, 05:03 AM

ARCHER: I didn't know Kriosians were tripled jointed.

T'POL: They're not.

REED: In that case. Ouch!

Triskelion · December 1 2012, 06:24 AM

T'Pol: THE WISDOM OF SURAK WILL FREE YOUR KATRA INTO THE UNIVERSE OF INFINITE DIVERSITY IN INFINITE COMBINATIONS. IT IS SAID THAT WHEN KOHLINAR HAS BEEN ATTAINED, ONLY THEN CAN WE ANSWER THE GREAT RIDDLE OF EXISTENCE.

Male crewman in the back: Show us your t*s!

T'Pol: FOR LOGIC HAS EMANCIPATED - oh damn. You weren't supposed to guess it yet.

Mr. Laser Beam · December 1 2012, 06:38 AM

T'Pol: Fascinating. I was not aware that human males were not...bifurcated.

Nerys Myk · December 1 2012, 06:47 AM

ARCHER: T'Pol? Have you heard a single thing I've said?

T'POL: Gotta admit, I'm pretty baked right now.

Mr. Laser Beam · December 1 2012, 06:51 AM

Trip: Yeah, I know I shouldn't have had that three-bean plomeek soup. Now somebody get me some damn Pepto Bismol!

Triskelion · December 1 2012, 10:39 AM

Three. Year. PMS.

Skywalker · December 1 2012, 10:47 AM

Archer: "What the hell's going on here?!"
T'Pol: "It would appear that Commander Tucker and Kaitaama have initiated first contact protocols."
Reed: "Lucky bi**h..."
Archer: "Huh?"
Reed: "What? I said 'lucky bloke!'"

Ln X · December 1 2012, 12:34 PM

T'Pol: As per massive demand I will -- for the sake of crew morale -- perform what you humans call the Gangnam Style dance.
Crewmen: Why are you wearing all those robes?
T'Pol: To preserve what little dignity I have left.

Reed: Wow look at those two thrash around in the mud!
Archer: Mud-wrestling... Never gets old does it?
T'Pol: I fail to see what is so interesting about Trip and this woman fighting in the mud.

The Laughing Vulcan · December 1 2012, 02:21 PM

Trineer: "Why do I have to bend over like this? All I want is to see the script for These Are The Voyages."
Berman: "But I want you to get the full effect of what happens to your character. Drop your pants!"

Jonas Grumby · December 1 2012, 02:37 PM

Archer: "So, how do you like these new 'holodecks,' Malcolm?"
Reed: "Actually...it's sort of boring."
Archer: "That's just what I was thinking. Computer, generate holographic character: Sheena, Queen of the Jungle!"
T'Pol: *sighs*

LeadHead · December 2 2012, 12:20 AM

Archer: What's he doing?

Reed: I think he's attempting re-entry, Sir.

November 30 2012, 07:13 PM	#16
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! T'POL: Well, this is what I'm wearing from now on. The drooling fanboys will just have to deal with it! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

November 30 2012, 07:30 PM	#17
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! T'Pol: On Vulcan, this act is known as "The Great Taboo." Reed: Space Pygmies? Here? __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 30 2012, 10:17 PM	#19
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! Trip: "Cut! No, no, no, that's all wrong!" T'Pol: "What? I'm following your script exactly. 'She enters the scene with her robe carelessly draped open in front.'" Trip (sighs): "You really don't have a clue what 'porn' is, do you." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

December 1 2012, 05:03 AM	#20
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! ARCHER: I didn't know Kriosians were tripled jointed. T'POL: They're not. REED: In that case. Ouch! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 1 2012, 06:24 AM	#21
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! T'Pol: THE WISDOM OF SURAK WILL FREE YOUR KATRA INTO THE UNIVERSE OF INFINITE DIVERSITY IN INFINITE COMBINATIONS. IT IS SAID THAT WHEN KOHLINAR HAS BEEN ATTAINED, ONLY THEN CAN WE ANSWER THE GREAT RIDDLE OF EXISTENCE. Male crewman in the back: Show us your ts! T'Pol:* FOR LOGIC HAS EMANCIPATED - oh damn. You weren't supposed to guess it yet. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

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December 1 2012, 06:38 AM	#22
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! T'Pol: Fascinating. I was not aware that human males were not...bifurcated. __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

December 1 2012, 06:47 AM	#23
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! ARCHER: T'Pol? Have you heard a single thing I've said? T'POL: Gotta admit, I'm pretty baked right now. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 1 2012, 06:51 AM	#24
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! Trip: Yeah, I know I shouldn't have had that three-bean plomeek soup. Now somebody get me some damn Pepto Bismol! __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

December 1 2012, 10:39 AM	#25
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! Three. Year. PMS. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

December 1 2012, 10:47 AM	#26
Skywalker Admiral	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! Archer: "What the hell's going on here?!" T'Pol: "It would appear that Commander Tucker and Kaitaama have initiated first contact protocols." Reed: "Lucky bih..." Archer: "Huh?" Reed:** "What? I said 'lucky bloke!'"

December 1 2012, 12:34 PM	#27
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! T'Pol: As per massive demand I will -- for the sake of crew morale -- perform what you humans call the Gangnam Style dance. Crewmen: Why are you wearing all those robes? T'Pol: To preserve what little dignity I have left. Reed: Wow look at those two thrash around in the mud! Archer: Mud-wrestling... Never gets old does it? T'Pol: I fail to see what is so interesting about Trip and this woman fighting in the mud. __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*

December 1 2012, 02:21 PM	#28
The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! Trineer: "Why do I have to bend over like this? All I want is to see the script for These Are The Voyages." Berman: "But I want you to get the full effect of what happens to your character. Drop your pants!" __________________ "Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end." Anime @ MyReviewer

December 1 2012, 02:37 PM	#29
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! Archer: "So, how do you like these new 'holodecks,' Malcolm?" Reed: "Actually...it's sort of boring." Archer: "That's just what I was thinking. Computer, generate holographic character: Sheena, Queen of the Jungle!" T'Pol: sighs __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

December 2 2012, 12:20 AM	#30
LeadHead Insert Clever Title Here Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious! Archer: What's he doing? Reed: I think he's attempting re-entry, Sir. __________________ Caption Contests: TOS TNG ENT Movies I-X