Klingon Style--Can anyone translate?

Nerys Ghemor · November 28 2012, 06:41 PM

I wish I could claim credit for this, but I can't.

I laughed SO hard when I saw this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjO1M5iEwEA

Is there anyone whose Klingon is good enough to translate the parts of this that are actually in Klingon? (Or at least verify that it IS Klingon and not something someone made to sound Klingon.)

The Wormhole · November 28 2012, 07:02 PM

I think it's the same lyrics as Gangnam Style, translated into Klingon.

Temis the Vorta · November 28 2012, 08:35 PM

Google to the rescue. It's basically a lot of Klingon pickup lines.

Oppan Klingon Style

Klingon Style

qavan raHtar. be' 'IHqu' SoH. Qapla' jay'! Ha'
Kha-vaan rach-tar. Beh ich'khoo soch ka-plaa' jaay, chaa
I salute you, woman. You are a very pretty woman. F*cking success. Let's go!

'Iw HIq Datlhutlh. SoH qalegh. Qut, Qut. QeDpIn be' je. maw'.
Eeww hreek da-tlootl. Schoch ka-lerrh. Khroot, khroot. Kedepin beh jeh. Mao.
You drink bloodwine. I see you. Dirty. Dirty. Science officer and lady. Crazy.

nughoStaH nuq? parmaq, manga'chuq. Qut Ha' maruch
nu-hrrosh-tach nook. par-maak, maa-ngaat-schook. Khroot, hraa, maa-rootsch.
What is coming toward us? Romance and sex. Dirty. Let's go. Let's do this!

qaleghneS. Qapla' jay'!. Qut Ha' maruch.
ka-lerrj-he-nes ko-plah jay khroot ha' maa-rootsch
I am honored to see you. F*cking success. Dirty. Let's go. Yes.

wa' cha' parmaq Qapla'!
wha cha par-mach ko-plah!
One two romance success!

tIqwIj Sa'angnIS wa' cha' parmaq Qapla'!
tick-widge sha-ang-neesh wha cha par-mach ko-plah
I must show you my heart. One two romance success.

tachDaq maghom. tugh. tugh wa' cha' parmaq Qapla'!
TACH-dak ma-GHOM toogh. toogh wha cha par-mach ko-plah
We will meet in the cocktail lounge. Soon soon. One two romance success

parmaq Qapla'!
par-mach ko-plah
Romance success.

Ha', nItebHa' romuluSnganpu'!
cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo
Let's kill some Romulans

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe' 'eH! NO HEY
Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey
Yes Together Hey Let's go No Hey

Ha', nItebHa' romuluSnganpu'
cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo di-choch
Let's kill some Romulans together

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe' 'eH! NO HEY
Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey
Yes Together Hey Let's go No Hey

maSwov, 'ejDo, parmaq, manga'chuq, eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! Qapla'!
ma-swov. edge-do. par-mach je gna-chuck eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Ko-plah!
Moonlight, starship, romance, and sex. Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready. Success!

Oppan Klingon Style

Klingon Style

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Klingon Style

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Hey Sexy Lady

Op Op Op Op Oppan Klingon Style

Hey Sexy Lady

Op Op Op Op

Eh eh eh eh eh eh

tujqu'choH QuQ. Hljol. jIghung. Ha' maruch
Tooj-koo-chokh-kkhokk khi-JOL. jee-kun.g Ha' ma-rootsch
The engine is overheating. Beam me aboard. I'm hungry. Let's go. Let's do this!

jISey. chabDu'. ghem. 'ejyo'. Sa'Hut, qamuSHa', HIja
Jee-Say. Chab-du. ghem. Edge-yo sa-hut kam-moo-sha hee-jah
I am excited. Breasts. Midnight snack. Starfleet. Buttocks. I love you. Yes.

yIH yIlIgh, be' yIH yIlIgh. yIruch!
yiich yee-leehrr, be. yiich yee-leehrr. yee-rootsch!
Ride that tribble, lady. Ride that tribble. Do it!

wa' cha' parmaq Qapla'!
wha cha par-mach ko-plah!
One two romance success!

bIjatlh 'e' yImev. yItlhutlh! yIlop! wa'leS chaq maHegh!
bil-lath eh ill-mev ill-thulth ill-op wal-esh check ma-chkeck
Stop talking. Drink. Celebrate! Tomorrow we may die.

yItlhutlh! yIlop! Qut Qapla' jay'!. Qut Ha' Qapla'
ill-thulth ill-op khroot ko-plah jay khroot ha' ko-plah
Celebrate. Dirty. F*cking success. Dirty. Let's go. Success

yIH yIlIgh, be' yIH yIlIgh. yIruch!
yiich yee-leehrr, be. yiich yee-leehrr. yee-rootsch!
Ride that tribble, lady. Ride that tribble. Do it!

parmaq Qapla'!
par-mach ko-plah!
Romance success!

Ha', nItebHa' romuluSnganpu'
cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo
Let's kill some Romulans

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe' 'eH! NO HEY
Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey
Yes Together Hey Let's go No Hey

Ha', nItebHa' romuluSnganpu'
cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo di-choch
Let's kill some Romulans

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe' 'eH! NO HEY
Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey
Yes Together Hey Let's go No Hey

maSwov 'ejDo parmaq nga'chuqghach je 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! Qapla'!
ma-swov edge-do par-mach ngaa-tschook-hrratsch jeh. eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh ko-plah!
Moonlight, starship, romance, and sex. Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready. Success!

Oppan Klingon Style

Klingon Style

Op Op Op Op Oppan Klingon Style

Klingon Style

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Hey Sexy Lady

Op Op Op Op Oppan Klingon Style

Hey Sexy Lady

Op Op Op Op Eh eh eh eh eh eh

tlhIngan maH! Qapla'! Ha' tlhIngan maH!
Klingon mah. Ko-plah! ha' Klingon mah.
We are Klingons. Success. Let's go. We are Klingons.

Baby baby

yuQ, pIvghor, Hurgh, qIb, yuQ
Yook Piv-kor hurgh kib yook
Planet Warpdrive Pickle Galaxy Planet

tlhIngan maH! Qapla Ha' tlhIngan maH!
Klingon mah. Ko-plah ha' Klingon mah.
We are Klingons. Success. Let's go. We are Klingons.

Baby baby

yuQ, pIvghor, Hurgh, yuQ You know what I'm saying
Yook Piv-kor hurgh kib yook You know what I'm Saying
Planet Warpdrive Pickle Planet! You know what I'm saying.

Oppan Klingon Style

Eh eh eh eh eh eh

Hey Sexy Lady

Op Op Op Op Oppan Klingon Style

Hey Sexy Lady

Op Op Op Op Eh eh eh eh eh eh

Oppan Klingon Style

Nerys Ghemor · November 28 2012, 10:27 PM

Oh, dear! No wonder Mr. Klingon got denied! Those are pretty bad.

Temis the Vorta · November 28 2012, 11:33 PM

I figured "Let's kill some Romulans" is the Klingon equivalent of "So, what's your sign?"

But I'm not sure I want to know why he keeps talking about pickles...

teacake · November 29 2012, 12:11 AM

I've watched that one more times than the original now I think.

Puts a whole new meaning to K-Pop!

EmperorTiberius · November 29 2012, 12:14 AM

Cool

Temis the Vorta · November 29 2012, 12:38 AM

I've never seen the original. I fear it would be a let-down after the Klingon version.

Mr. Laser Beam · November 29 2012, 12:40 AM

Temis the Vorta wrote:

I've never seen the original.

Here you go:

Nerys Ghemor · November 29 2012, 01:13 AM

Temis the Vorta wrote:

I figured "Let's kill some Romulans" is the Klingon equivalent of "So, what's your sign?"

Or "Let's go see a movie."

teacake · November 29 2012, 02:34 AM

It's worth watching the original to appreciate how closely followed the Klingon one is and how clever it is!

Temis the Vorta · December 4 2012, 12:25 AM

Thanks, now my life is complete.

I'm the last person on the planet to see that, right?

teacake · December 4 2012, 09:19 AM

Yes.

I have added the Klingon one to my Christmas day playlist.

Nerys Ghemor · December 4 2012, 06:44 PM

Bwaaahahaha!

Nerys Ghemor · December 5 2012, 07:26 PM

The link where I originally found this video was deleted. Here's what appears to be the original source of "Klingon Style." Not sure why this one didn't come up the first time when I searched the video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayMeza487M

November 28 2012, 06:41 PM	#1
Nerys Ghemor Vice Admiral Location: Cardăsa Terăm--Nerys Ghemor	Klingon Style--Can anyone translate? I wish I could claim credit for this, but I can't. I laughed SO hard when I saw this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjO1M5iEwEA Is there anyone whose Klingon is good enough to translate the parts of this that are actually in Klingon? (Or at least verify that it IS Klingon and not something someone made to sound Klingon.) __________________ Are you a Cardassian fan, citizen? Prove your loyalty--check out my fanfic universe, Star Trek: Sigils and Unions. Or keep the faith on my AU Cardassia, Sigils and Unions: Catacombs of Oralius!

November 28 2012, 07:02 PM	#2
The Wormhole Admiral	Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate? I think it's the same lyrics as Gangnam Style, translated into Klingon. __________________ "Internet message boards aren't as funny today as they were ten years ago. I've stopped reading new posts." -The Simpsons 20th anniversary special.

November 28 2012, 10:27 PM	#4
Nerys Ghemor Vice Admiral Location: Cardăsa Terăm--Nerys Ghemor	Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate? Oh, dear! No wonder Mr. Klingon got denied! Those are pretty bad. __________________ Are you a Cardassian fan, citizen? Prove your loyalty--check out my fanfic universe, Star Trek: Sigils and Unions. Or keep the faith on my AU Cardassia, Sigils and Unions: Catacombs of Oralius!

November 28 2012, 11:33 PM	#5
Temis the Vorta Fleet Admiral Location: Tatoinne	Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate? I figured "Let's kill some Romulans" is the Klingon equivalent of "So, what's your sign?" But I'm not sure I want to know why he keeps talking about pickles...

November 29 2012, 12:11 AM	#6
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate? I've watched that one more times than the original now I think. Puts a whole new meaning to K-Pop! __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

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November 29 2012, 12:14 AM	#7
EmperorTiberius Captain	Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate? Cool

November 29 2012, 12:38 AM	#8
Temis the Vorta Fleet Admiral Location: Tatoinne	Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate? I've never seen the original. I fear it would be a let-down after the Klingon version.

November 29 2012, 02:34 AM	#11
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate? It's worth watching the original to appreciate how closely followed the Klingon one is and how clever it is! __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

December 4 2012, 12:25 AM	#12
Temis the Vorta Fleet Admiral Location: Tatoinne	Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate? Thanks, now my life is complete. I'm the last person on the planet to see that, right?

December 4 2012, 09:19 AM	#13
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate? Yes. I have added the Klingon one to my Christmas day playlist. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

December 4 2012, 06:44 PM	#14
Nerys Ghemor Vice Admiral Location: Cardăsa Terăm--Nerys Ghemor	Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate? Bwaaahahaha! __________________ Are you a Cardassian fan, citizen? Prove your loyalty--check out my fanfic universe, Star Trek: Sigils and Unions. Or keep the faith on my AU Cardassia, Sigils and Unions: Catacombs of Oralius!

December 5 2012, 07:26 PM	#15
Nerys Ghemor Vice Admiral Location: Cardăsa Terăm--Nerys Ghemor	Re: Klingon Style--Can anyone translate? The link where I originally found this video was deleted. Here's what appears to be the original source of "Klingon Style." Not sure why this one didn't come up the first time when I searched the video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayMeza487M __________________ Are you a Cardassian fan, citizen? Prove your loyalty--check out my fanfic universe, Star Trek: Sigils and Unions. Or keep the faith on my AU Cardassia, Sigils and Unions: Catacombs of Oralius!