TNG Caption This! 293: The Return of the Blu-Ray Images! - Page 2

TommyR01D · November 26 2012, 07:13 PM

Picard: Deanna, we've invited you in here to discuss the results of your helmsman exam.

Ln X · November 26 2012, 08:49 PM

TommyR01D wrote:

Picard: Deanna, we've invited you in here to discuss the results of your helmsman exam.

Triskelion · November 26 2012, 09:35 PM

Admiral Henry: It will be three weeks before the nearest starship can rendezvous with a big-ass aquarium net.

Data: Until then, sir, we'll have to make due with the shipboard aqualung and bubbling treasure chest.

Picard: Make it so, Mister Data.

Ln X · November 26 2012, 11:21 PM

Admiral over subspace: Captain, have you lost your mind? Why do you want to travel around Earth's oceans in the Enterprise?

Picard: Well admiral, for all of Starfleet's talk about exploring new worlds and the final frontier, we haven't even properly mapped out Earth's own oceans yet!

Triskelion · November 27 2012, 12:14 AM

^ Hear hear, Ln X!!!!

The Laughing Vulcan · November 27 2012, 03:39 PM

Picard: "Captain Bridger, next time we do the cadet exchange program, we'll take Lucas in place of Wesley as you suggested."
Worf: "Damned dolphin can't steer!"

Isis · November 27 2012, 04:08 PM

Picard (OS): "Mr. La Forge, you need not raise your hand. Just shout out the answer--can't you see this isn't a clahsroom?"

Picard (to self): "Whoops--I hope he didn't take me literally...<pause>...this time."

Isis · November 27 2012, 04:21 PM

National Car Rental casting director (OS): "Sorry, Mr. ...er... Pikkerd, but we think we'd like to change up our sound in our next few commercials. Maybe someone else is hiring...have you tried priceline.com?"

Holdfast · November 27 2012, 05:59 PM

TFTW, Leadhead!

With this set of captions, I bring you, Star Trek: The Dance Generation...

"Oppa, Gangnam Style"

"Hey, Macarena"

"You put your right hand in, your right hand out, in, out, in, out..."

Data never understood the concept of Musical Chairs. But judging by the number of seats, neither did the rest of the crew.

PICARD: Well, that's it gentlemen; we're ready for Britain's Got Talent.

Mr. Laser Beam · November 27 2012, 06:12 PM

Yar: Sir, please! Gangnam Style is clearly too complicated for the ship's senior officers.

Mistral · November 27 2012, 06:35 PM

Skywalker wrote:

Riker; "Once more, from the top- Tra-la-la-BOOM-de-ay, I'll take your PANTS away, and while you're standing there, I'll take your UNDERWEAR!"

doubleohfive · November 27 2012, 06:36 PM

Riker: Captain, look out! It's JJ Abrams!

Mistral · November 27 2012, 06:37 PM

Isis wrote:

"It's the only way I can keep the boogers from falling out."

doubleohfive · November 27 2012, 06:37 PM

The Laughing Vulcan wrote:

Picard: "Captain Bridger, next time we do the cadet exchange program, we'll take Lucas in place of Wesley as you suggested."
Worf: "Damned dolphin can't steer!"

Triskelion · November 27 2012, 11:30 PM

Data: What is a Cetacean?
Data: What is Coriander?
Data: Where is Morondava, Madagascar?
Data: What is the thirteen thousandth, five hundred twenty-first protein encoded transcript scaffold of the human genome?

Worf: I will kill him where he stands.

November 26 2012, 07:13 PM	#16
TommyR01D Lieutenant Location: UK	Re: TNG Caption This! 293: The Return of the Blu-Ray Images! Picard: Deanna, we've invited you in here to discuss the results of your helmsman exam. Last edited by TommyR01D; November 26 2012 at 07:31 PM. Reason: Bad picture link

November 26 2012, 09:35 PM	#18
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 293: The Return of the Blu-Ray Images! Admiral Henry: It will be three weeks before the nearest starship can rendezvous with a big-ass aquarium net. Data: Until then, sir, we'll have to make due with the shipboard aqualung and bubbling treasure chest. Picard: Make it so, Mister Data. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 26 2012, 11:21 PM	#19
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: TNG Caption This! 293: The Return of the Blu-Ray Images! Admiral over subspace: Captain, have you lost your mind? Why do you want to travel around Earth's oceans in the Enterprise? Picard: Well admiral, for all of Starfleet's talk about exploring new worlds and the final frontier, we haven't even properly mapped out Earth's own oceans yet! __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*

November 27 2012, 12:14 AM	#20
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 293: The Return of the Blu-Ray Images! ^ Hear hear, Ln X!!!! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 27 2012, 03:39 PM	#21
The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...	Re: TNG Caption This! 293: The Return of the Blu-Ray Images! Picard: "Captain Bridger, next time we do the cadet exchange program, we'll take Lucas in place of Wesley as you suggested." Worf: "Damned dolphin can't steer!" __________________ "Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end." Anime @ MyReviewer

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November 27 2012, 04:08 PM	#22
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 293: The Return of the Blu-Ray Images! Picard (OS): "Mr. La Forge, you need not raise your hand. Just shout out the answer--can't you see this isn't a clahsroom?" Picard (to self): "Whoops--I hope he didn't take me literally...<pause>...this time."

November 27 2012, 04:21 PM	#23
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 293: The Return of the Blu-Ray Images! National Car Rental casting director (OS): "Sorry, Mr. ...er... Pikkerd, but we think we'd like to change up our sound in our next few commercials. Maybe someone else is hiring...have you tried priceline.com?"

November 27 2012, 05:59 PM	#24
Holdfast Procul, O procul este profani! Location: 17 Cherry Tree Lane	Re: TNG Caption This! 293: The Return of the Blu-Ray Images! TFTW, Leadhead! With this set of captions, I bring you, Star Trek: The Dance Generation... "Oppa, Gangnam Style" "Hey, Macarena" "You put your right hand in, your right hand out, in, out, in, out..." Data never understood the concept of Musical Chairs. But judging by the number of seats, neither did the rest of the crew. PICARD: Well, that's it gentlemen; we're ready for Britain's Got Talent. __________________ Get into Medicine UK - free advice & information about medicine & medical school

November 27 2012, 06:12 PM	#25
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: TNG Caption This! 293: The Return of the Blu-Ray Images! Yar: Sir, please! Gangnam Style is clearly too complicated for the ship's senior officers. __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

November 27 2012, 06:36 PM	#27
doubleohfive Fleet Admiral Location: Los Angeles, CA	Re: TNG Caption This! 293: The Return of the Blu-Ray Images! Riker: Captain, look out! It's JJ Abrams! __________________ "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it." -Voltaire

November 27 2012, 11:30 PM	#30
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 293: The Return of the Blu-Ray Images! Data: What is a Cetacean? Data: What is Coriander? Data: Where is Morondava, Madagascar? Data: What is the thirteen thousandth, five hundred twenty-first protein encoded transcript scaffold of the human genome? Worf: I will kill him where he stands. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus