TNG Caption This! 292: Unexpected Situations

[Triskelion]

Croissant with brie.

<Mic> QUARTER WIN CHEE.

Side of pickled herring.

<Mic> SALA RUSSIA DRESS

French dressing, if you please.

<Mic> FREN FRY WIN CHEE. HERE OR GO?

Go.

<Mic> FIGH MINUH WAY FRY.

If I may - what planet are you from?

<Mic> EARF, MOTHER F-

Manager: Shut you mouth!




Data: When I complete this device, I will be able to make chicks attracted to nerds. It will revolutionize society at every level.

Geordi: Won't work. You haven't accounted for the UAIVR Factor.

Data: The - UAIVR?

Geordi: The Unemployed Athletic Infinite Vicious Regression.

Data: <Breaks concentration> Geordi - you just...blew my mind.

Geordi: Welcome to Nerdville; you just paid the toll.




Data just figured out the UAIVR Law.

Troi: I'll go talk to him.

Later, babe. You're busy now.

<They mash gobs>

[Bob Karo]

Date: .003 ... .004, I am now invisible.

Geordi: Shh! Nobody correct him.

Data: Do not be alarmed.

Geordi: snickers

[Bob Karo]

Triskelion wrote:

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Picard: I notice you use picture buttons. In my century, we've evolved beyond that - we use blinky buttons.

Girl in line: I always get behind the readers. He wants the number one!

Picard: Yes, make mine - Number One. Tee hee!

Cashie: (underbreath) Oh, it'll have number one...

[LeadHead]

Nerys Myk wrote:

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Picard: (thinking) Maybe I shouldn't have waited until the last minute to plan the Thanksgiving dinner....

[Honorable Ensign]

Thanks for the win!


While Guinan was happy to prove that her hat was also a projector, she refused to show vacation slides from Ro's last trip to Risa.


"See all the blue? I think I must be in another Trek BBS caption contest."

[Triskelion]

Picard: Is your meat replicated?

Cashier: Yes. Yes it is.



Caretaker's Voice: We apologize for disrupting your space; we did not realize it was no ship, but a hat.

Guinan: Everybody's a critic!

[LeadHead]

New Contest is up!

[Worf'sParmach]

PICARD: Ro, you I can understand, but why in the hell am I on a shuttle with Guinan and Keiko?

RO: Contrived plot set up, Sir.