Star Trek A To Z - Page 213

Captain Rob · November 23 2012, 10:12 AM

A is for Andromeda Galaxy. Home of the Kelvans.
B is for Barry Waddle, the identity assumed by Klingon agent Arne Darvin during his time being stranded in Cardassian space.
C is for Caitians. Pussies.
D is for Denevan neural parasite. Plastic flying vomit with a bite.
E is for Eminiar. Home of Anan 7. Dick.
F is for Farragut, the name of at least two Federation starships...one of which James T. Kirk served on as a newly graduated lieutenant and the other which ferried Enterprise-D survivors away from Veridian III after Kirk's death.
G is for Grup. Slang for Grown-up on another Earth.
H is for Herbert. Derogatory 23th Century hippy slang term.
I is for Ishka, widow of Keldar and the mother of Quark and Rom.
J is for James T. Kirk. God Slayer.
K is for Kirk, George.
L is for Locutus of Borg.
M is for mobsters from "A Piece of the Action". Picard and co. should have showed up to collect the UFP's cut.
N is for Nanotechnology, something Earth and the Federation had largely mastered by the late 24th century.
O is for O'Brien. Mystical Starfleet engineer.
P is for Pergium.
Q is for Quantum Discriminator.
R is for Redjac.
S is for Stonn. Proof even Vulcan men can be whipped.
T is for T'Pring. Proof that Vulcan women can have balls.
U is for Uhura's tremendous thighs.
V is for Vanna and her tremendous thighs.

cooleddie74 · November 23 2012, 01:51 PM

A is for Andromeda Galaxy. Home of the Kelvans.
B is for Barry Waddle, the identity assumed by Klingon agent Arne Darvin during his time being stranded in Cardassian space.
C is for Caitians. Pussies.
D is for Denevan neural parasite. Plastic flying vomit with a bite.
E is for Eminiar. Home of Anan 7. Dick.
F is for Farragut, the name of at least two Federation starships...one of which James T. Kirk served on as a newly graduated lieutenant and the other which ferried Enterprise-D survivors away from Veridian III after Kirk's death.
G is for Grup. Slang for Grown-up on another Earth.
H is for Herbert. Derogatory 23th Century hippy slang term.
I is for Ishka, widow of Keldar and the mother of Quark and Rom.
J is for James T. Kirk. God Slayer.
K is for Kirk, George.
L is for Locutus of Borg.
M is for mobsters from "A Piece of the Action". Picard and co. should have showed up to collect the UFP's cut.
N is for Nanotechnology, something Earth and the Federation had largely mastered by the late 24th century.
O is for O'Brien. Mystical Starfleet engineer.
P is for Pergium.
Q is for Quantum Discriminator.
R is for Redjac.
S is for Stonn. Proof even Vulcan men can be whipped.
T is for T'Pring. Proof that Vulcan women can have balls.
U is for Uhura's tremendous thighs.
V is for Vanna and her tremendous thighs.
W is for World War II, an alternate timeline version of which Jonathan Archer and his NX-01 crew were thrown back to.

Captain Rob · November 24 2012, 08:53 AM

A is for Andromeda Galaxy. Home of the Kelvans.
B is for Barry Waddle, the identity assumed by Klingon agent Arne Darvin during his time being stranded in Cardassian space.
C is for Caitians. Pussies.
D is for Denevan neural parasite. Plastic flying vomit with a bite.
E is for Eminiar. Home of Anan 7. Dick.
F is for Farragut, the name of at least two Federation starships...one of which James T. Kirk served on as a newly graduated lieutenant and the other which ferried Enterprise-D survivors away from Veridian III after Kirk's death.
G is for Grup. Slang for Grown-up on another Earth.
H is for Herbert. Derogatory 23th Century hippy slang term.
I is for Ishka, widow of Keldar and the mother of Quark and Rom.
J is for James T. Kirk. God Slayer.
K is for Kirk, George.
L is for Locutus of Borg.
M is for mobsters from "A Piece of the Action". Picard and co. should have showed up to collect the UFP's cut.
N is for Nanotechnology, something Earth and the Federation had largely mastered by the late 24th century.
O is for O'Brien. Mystical Starfleet engineer.
P is for Pergium.
Q is for Quantum Discriminator.
R is for Redjac.
S is for Stonn. Proof even Vulcan men can be whipped.
T is for T'Pring. Proof that Vulcan women can have balls.
U is for Uhura's tremendous thighs.
V is for Vanna and her tremendous thighs.
W is for World War II, an alternate timeline version of which Jonathan Archer and his NX-01 crew were thrown back to.
X is for Xenophobia. A syndrome that can cause you to get your ass kicked while visiting an alien world.

Orac · November 24 2012, 10:00 AM

A is for Andromeda Galaxy. Home of the Kelvans.
B is for Barry Waddle, the identity assumed by Klingon agent Arne Darvin during his time being stranded in Cardassian space.
C is for Caitians. Pussies.
D is for Denevan neural parasite. Plastic flying vomit with a bite.
E is for Eminiar. Home of Anan 7. Dick.
F is for Farragut, the name of at least two Federation starships...one of which James T. Kirk served on as a newly graduated lieutenant and the other which ferried Enterprise-D survivors away from Veridian III after Kirk's death.
G is for Grup. Slang for Grown-up on another Earth.
H is for Herbert. Derogatory 23th Century hippy slang term.
I is for Ishka, widow of Keldar and the mother of Quark and Rom.
J is for James T. Kirk. God Slayer.
K is for Kirk, George.
L is for Locutus of Borg.
M is for mobsters from "A Piece of the Action". Picard and co. should have showed up to collect the UFP's cut.
N is for Nanotechnology, something Earth and the Federation had largely mastered by the late 24th century.
O is for O'Brien. Mystical Starfleet engineer.
P is for Pergium.
Q is for Quantum Discriminator.
R is for Redjac.
S is for Stonn. Proof even Vulcan men can be whipped.
T is for T'Pring. Proof that Vulcan women can have balls.
U is for Uhura's tremendous thighs.
V is for Vanna and her tremendous thighs.
W is for World War II, an alternate timeline version of which Jonathan Archer and his NX-01 crew were thrown back to.
X is for Xenophobia. A syndrome that can cause you to get your ass kicked while visiting an alien world.
Y is for "You Klingon bastard!"

cooleddie74 · November 24 2012, 10:22 AM

A is for Andromeda Galaxy. Home of the Kelvans.
B is for Barry Waddle, the identity assumed by Klingon agent Arne Darvin during his time being stranded in Cardassian space.
C is for Caitians. Pussies.
D is for Denevan neural parasite. Plastic flying vomit with a bite.
E is for Eminiar. Home of Anan 7. Dick.
F is for Farragut, the name of at least two Federation starships...one of which James T. Kirk served on as a newly graduated lieutenant and the other which ferried Enterprise-D survivors away from Veridian III after Kirk's death.
G is for Grup. Slang for Grown-up on another Earth.
H is for Herbert. Derogatory 23th Century hippy slang term.
I is for Ishka, widow of Keldar and the mother of Quark and Rom.
J is for James T. Kirk. God Slayer.
K is for Kirk, George.
L is for Locutus of Borg.
M is for mobsters from "A Piece of the Action". Picard and co. should have showed up to collect the UFP's cut.
N is for Nanotechnology, something Earth and the Federation had largely mastered by the late 24th century.
O is for O'Brien. Mystical Starfleet engineer.
P is for Pergium.
Q is for Quantum Discriminator.
R is for Redjac.
S is for Stonn. Proof even Vulcan men can be whipped.
T is for T'Pring. Proof that Vulcan women can have balls.
U is for Uhura's tremendous thighs.
V is for Vanna and her tremendous thighs.
W is for World War II, an alternate timeline version of which Jonathan Archer and his NX-01 crew were thrown back to.
X is for Xenophobia. A syndrome that can cause you to get your ass kicked while visiting an alien world.
Y is for "You Klingon bastard!"
Z is for Zany. Trelane's antics were this even if they were dangerous.

Orac · November 24 2012, 10:46 AM

A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son.

Captain Rob · November 24 2012, 11:57 PM

A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son.
B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish.

Orac · November 25 2012, 01:21 AM

A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son.
B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish.
C is for Ceti Alpha V. Where Kahn was marooned.

cooleddie74 · November 25 2012, 01:53 AM

A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son.
B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish.
C is for Ceti Alpha V. Where Kahn was marooned.
D is for Deneb II. There was a particularly harsh death penalty enforced there.

Orac · November 25 2012, 06:29 AM

A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son.
B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish.
C is for Ceti Alpha V. Where Kahn was marooned.
D is for Deneb II. There was a particularly harsh death penalty enforced there.
E is for Excelsior. Scotty sabotadged her.

cooleddie74 · November 25 2012, 09:11 AM

A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son.
B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish.
C is for Ceti Alpha V. Where Kahn was marooned.
D is for Deneb II. There was a particularly harsh death penalty enforced there.
E is for Excelsior. Scotty sabotadged her.
F is for Friend. Kirk and Spock always have been and always shall be one another's.

Captain Rob · November 25 2012, 09:25 AM

A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son.
B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish.
C is for Ceti Alpha V. Where Kahn was marooned.
D is for Deneb II. There was a particularly harsh death penalty enforced there.
E is for Excelsior. Scotty sabotadged her.
F is for Friend. Kirk and Spock always have been and always shall be one another's.
G is for Garak. Truth or lies. They're all just a matter of opinion. And credits.

Orac · November 25 2012, 09:25 AM

A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son.
B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish.
C is for Ceti Alpha V. Where Kahn was marooned.
D is for Deneb II. There was a particularly harsh death penalty enforced there.
E is for Excelsior. Scotty sabotadged her.
F is for Friend. Kirk and Spock always have been and always shall be one another's.
G is for Garak. Truth or lies. They're all just a matter of opinion. And credits.
H is for Holographic shenanigans.

cooleddie74 · November 25 2012, 09:30 AM

A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son.
B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish.
C is for Ceti Alpha V. Where Kahn was marooned.
D is for Deneb II. There was a particularly harsh death penalty enforced there.
E is for Excelsior. Scotty sabotadged her.
F is for Friend. Kirk and Spock always have been and always shall be one another's.
G is for Garak. Truth or lies. They're all just a matter of opinion. And credits.
H is for Holographic shenanigans.
I is for Iden's holograms, who roamed the Delta Quadrant trying to flee the Hirogen who programmed them.

Orac · November 25 2012, 09:36 AM

A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son.
B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish.
C is for Ceti Alpha V. Where Kahn was marooned.
D is for Deneb II. There was a particularly harsh death penalty enforced there.
E is for Excelsior. Scotty sabotadged her.
F is for Friend. Kirk and Spock always have been and always shall be one another's.
G is for Garak. Truth or lies. They're all just a matter of opinion. And credits.
H is for Holographic shenanigans.
I is for Iden's holograms, who roamed the Delta Quadrant trying to flee the Hirogen who programmed them.
J is for Justice. A smashing episode of Star Trek TNG.

November 23 2012, 10:12 AM	#3181
Captain Rob Fleet Captain	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Andromeda Galaxy. Home of the Kelvans. B is for Barry Waddle, the identity assumed by Klingon agent Arne Darvin during his time being stranded in Cardassian space. C is for Caitians. Pussies. D is for Denevan neural parasite. Plastic flying vomit with a bite. E is for Eminiar. Home of Anan 7. Dick. F is for Farragut, the name of at least two Federation starships...one of which James T. Kirk served on as a newly graduated lieutenant and the other which ferried Enterprise-D survivors away from Veridian III after Kirk's death. G is for Grup. Slang for Grown-up on another Earth. H is for Herbert. Derogatory 23th Century hippy slang term. I is for Ishka, widow of Keldar and the mother of Quark and Rom. J is for James T. Kirk. God Slayer. K is for Kirk, George. L is for Locutus of Borg. M is for mobsters from "A Piece of the Action". Picard and co. should have showed up to collect the UFP's cut. N is for Nanotechnology, something Earth and the Federation had largely mastered by the late 24th century. O is for O'Brien. Mystical Starfleet engineer. P is for Pergium. Q is for Quantum Discriminator. R is for Redjac. S is for Stonn. Proof even Vulcan men can be whipped. T is for T'Pring. Proof that Vulcan women can have balls. U is for Uhura's tremendous thighs. V is for Vanna and her tremendous thighs. __________________ Regal Entertainment Group murdered United Artists

November 23 2012, 01:51 PM	#3182
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Andromeda Galaxy. Home of the Kelvans. B is for Barry Waddle, the identity assumed by Klingon agent Arne Darvin during his time being stranded in Cardassian space. C is for Caitians. Pussies. D is for Denevan neural parasite. Plastic flying vomit with a bite. E is for Eminiar. Home of Anan 7. Dick. F is for Farragut, the name of at least two Federation starships...one of which James T. Kirk served on as a newly graduated lieutenant and the other which ferried Enterprise-D survivors away from Veridian III after Kirk's death. G is for Grup. Slang for Grown-up on another Earth. H is for Herbert. Derogatory 23th Century hippy slang term. I is for Ishka, widow of Keldar and the mother of Quark and Rom. J is for James T. Kirk. God Slayer. K is for Kirk, George. L is for Locutus of Borg. M is for mobsters from "A Piece of the Action". Picard and co. should have showed up to collect the UFP's cut. N is for Nanotechnology, something Earth and the Federation had largely mastered by the late 24th century. O is for O'Brien. Mystical Starfleet engineer. P is for Pergium. Q is for Quantum Discriminator. R is for Redjac. S is for Stonn. Proof even Vulcan men can be whipped. T is for T'Pring. Proof that Vulcan women can have balls. U is for Uhura's tremendous thighs. V is for Vanna and her tremendous thighs. W is for World War II, an alternate timeline version of which Jonathan Archer and his NX-01 crew were thrown back to. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

November 24 2012, 08:53 AM	#3183
Captain Rob Fleet Captain	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Andromeda Galaxy. Home of the Kelvans. B is for Barry Waddle, the identity assumed by Klingon agent Arne Darvin during his time being stranded in Cardassian space. C is for Caitians. Pussies. D is for Denevan neural parasite. Plastic flying vomit with a bite. E is for Eminiar. Home of Anan 7. Dick. F is for Farragut, the name of at least two Federation starships...one of which James T. Kirk served on as a newly graduated lieutenant and the other which ferried Enterprise-D survivors away from Veridian III after Kirk's death. G is for Grup. Slang for Grown-up on another Earth. H is for Herbert. Derogatory 23th Century hippy slang term. I is for Ishka, widow of Keldar and the mother of Quark and Rom. J is for James T. Kirk. God Slayer. K is for Kirk, George. L is for Locutus of Borg. M is for mobsters from "A Piece of the Action". Picard and co. should have showed up to collect the UFP's cut. N is for Nanotechnology, something Earth and the Federation had largely mastered by the late 24th century. O is for O'Brien. Mystical Starfleet engineer. P is for Pergium. Q is for Quantum Discriminator. R is for Redjac. S is for Stonn. Proof even Vulcan men can be whipped. T is for T'Pring. Proof that Vulcan women can have balls. U is for Uhura's tremendous thighs. V is for Vanna and her tremendous thighs. W is for World War II, an alternate timeline version of which Jonathan Archer and his NX-01 crew were thrown back to. X is for Xenophobia. A syndrome that can cause you to get your ass kicked while visiting an alien world. __________________ Regal Entertainment Group murdered United Artists

November 24 2012, 10:00 AM	#3184
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Andromeda Galaxy. Home of the Kelvans. B is for Barry Waddle, the identity assumed by Klingon agent Arne Darvin during his time being stranded in Cardassian space. C is for Caitians. Pussies. D is for Denevan neural parasite. Plastic flying vomit with a bite. E is for Eminiar. Home of Anan 7. Dick. F is for Farragut, the name of at least two Federation starships...one of which James T. Kirk served on as a newly graduated lieutenant and the other which ferried Enterprise-D survivors away from Veridian III after Kirk's death. G is for Grup. Slang for Grown-up on another Earth. H is for Herbert. Derogatory 23th Century hippy slang term. I is for Ishka, widow of Keldar and the mother of Quark and Rom. J is for James T. Kirk. God Slayer. K is for Kirk, George. L is for Locutus of Borg. M is for mobsters from "A Piece of the Action". Picard and co. should have showed up to collect the UFP's cut. N is for Nanotechnology, something Earth and the Federation had largely mastered by the late 24th century. O is for O'Brien. Mystical Starfleet engineer. P is for Pergium. Q is for Quantum Discriminator. R is for Redjac. S is for Stonn. Proof even Vulcan men can be whipped. T is for T'Pring. Proof that Vulcan women can have balls. U is for Uhura's tremendous thighs. V is for Vanna and her tremendous thighs. W is for World War II, an alternate timeline version of which Jonathan Archer and his NX-01 crew were thrown back to. X is for Xenophobia. A syndrome that can cause you to get your ass kicked while visiting an alien world. Y is for "You Klingon bastard!" __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

November 24 2012, 10:22 AM	#3185
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Andromeda Galaxy. Home of the Kelvans. B is for Barry Waddle, the identity assumed by Klingon agent Arne Darvin during his time being stranded in Cardassian space. C is for Caitians. Pussies. D is for Denevan neural parasite. Plastic flying vomit with a bite. E is for Eminiar. Home of Anan 7. Dick. F is for Farragut, the name of at least two Federation starships...one of which James T. Kirk served on as a newly graduated lieutenant and the other which ferried Enterprise-D survivors away from Veridian III after Kirk's death. G is for Grup. Slang for Grown-up on another Earth. H is for Herbert. Derogatory 23th Century hippy slang term. I is for Ishka, widow of Keldar and the mother of Quark and Rom. J is for James T. Kirk. God Slayer. K is for Kirk, George. L is for Locutus of Borg. M is for mobsters from "A Piece of the Action". Picard and co. should have showed up to collect the UFP's cut. N is for Nanotechnology, something Earth and the Federation had largely mastered by the late 24th century. O is for O'Brien. Mystical Starfleet engineer. P is for Pergium. Q is for Quantum Discriminator. R is for Redjac. S is for Stonn. Proof even Vulcan men can be whipped. T is for T'Pring. Proof that Vulcan women can have balls. U is for Uhura's tremendous thighs. V is for Vanna and her tremendous thighs. W is for World War II, an alternate timeline version of which Jonathan Archer and his NX-01 crew were thrown back to. X is for Xenophobia. A syndrome that can cause you to get your ass kicked while visiting an alien world. Y is for "You Klingon bastard!" Z is for Zany. Trelane's antics were this even if they were dangerous. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

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November 24 2012, 10:46 AM	#3186
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

November 24 2012, 11:57 PM	#3187
Captain Rob Fleet Captain	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son. B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish. __________________ Regal Entertainment Group murdered United Artists

November 25 2012, 01:21 AM	#3188
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son. B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish. C is for Ceti Alpha V. Where Kahn was marooned. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

November 25 2012, 01:53 AM	#3189
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son. B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish. C is for Ceti Alpha V. Where Kahn was marooned. D is for Deneb II. There was a particularly harsh death penalty enforced there. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

November 25 2012, 06:29 AM	#3190
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son. B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish. C is for Ceti Alpha V. Where Kahn was marooned. D is for Deneb II. There was a particularly harsh death penalty enforced there. E is for Excelsior. Scotty sabotadged her. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

November 25 2012, 09:11 AM	#3191
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son. B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish. C is for Ceti Alpha V. Where Kahn was marooned. D is for Deneb II. There was a particularly harsh death penalty enforced there. E is for Excelsior. Scotty sabotadged her. F is for Friend. Kirk and Spock always have been and always shall be one another's. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

November 25 2012, 09:25 AM	#3192
Captain Rob Fleet Captain	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son. B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish. C is for Ceti Alpha V. Where Kahn was marooned. D is for Deneb II. There was a particularly harsh death penalty enforced there. E is for Excelsior. Scotty sabotadged her. F is for Friend. Kirk and Spock always have been and always shall be one another's. G is for Garak. Truth or lies. They're all just a matter of opinion. And credits. __________________ Regal Entertainment Group murdered United Artists

November 25 2012, 09:25 AM	#3193
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son. B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish. C is for Ceti Alpha V. Where Kahn was marooned. D is for Deneb II. There was a particularly harsh death penalty enforced there. E is for Excelsior. Scotty sabotadged her. F is for Friend. Kirk and Spock always have been and always shall be one another's. G is for Garak. Truth or lies. They're all just a matter of opinion. And credits. H is for Holographic shenanigans. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)

November 25 2012, 09:30 AM	#3194
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son. B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish. C is for Ceti Alpha V. Where Kahn was marooned. D is for Deneb II. There was a particularly harsh death penalty enforced there. E is for Excelsior. Scotty sabotadged her. F is for Friend. Kirk and Spock always have been and always shall be one another's. G is for Garak. Truth or lies. They're all just a matter of opinion. And credits. H is for Holographic shenanigans. I is for Iden's holograms, who roamed the Delta Quadrant trying to flee the Hirogen who programmed them. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

November 25 2012, 09:36 AM	#3195
Orac Vice Admiral Location: Platonius	Re: Star Trek A To Z A is for Alexander. Worf's bastard son. B is for the Borg. Definitely not Swedish. C is for Ceti Alpha V. Where Kahn was marooned. D is for Deneb II. There was a particularly harsh death penalty enforced there. E is for Excelsior. Scotty sabotadged her. F is for Friend. Kirk and Spock always have been and always shall be one another's. G is for Garak. Truth or lies. They're all just a matter of opinion. And credits. H is for Holographic shenanigans. I is for Iden's holograms, who roamed the Delta Quadrant trying to flee the Hirogen who programmed them. J is for Justice. A smashing episode of Star Trek TNG. __________________ "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet)