DS9 Caption Contest #64: Booo!

[Triskelion]

Ezri: The...real...corn queen of...Trill.
Corn Queen of Trill: Yes, Ezri. Your reign of drama is over.




Garak: A "Whale Tail," Chief?
Nog: He does not want to talk about it!




Kira: Lasertag? On a space station? During wartime?
Sisko: Just the stress release we all need. <Shoots lasers into her eye>



I'm not you! I can't be jailed for thinking dirty thoughts!

Exactly what I, I mean a filthy sex fiend, would say.




Worf: Glass floors in the women's changing room. It is no doubt good to be Captain.
Sisko: It is good to be Captain.

[DeepSpaceWine]

Ezri sees a Breen without their helmet. Apparently they aren't quite as scary as they are disgusting and stomach-turning.




O'Brien: "Garak! Will you quit shining that light on me? This isn't a Cardassian interrogation, you know".
Garak: "Just trying to rekindle your memories from the Cardassian-Federation War to 'aid' you in your repairs".




Kira: "Umm, Captain, I think it's going to take a lot more than this part to fix this mess".




Dr. Bashir tries the old Marx brothers routine with his 'reflection'.




Dominion ships are apparently like the Sistine Chapel, with enthralling works of art on the ceilings of their corridors.

[Nerys Myk]

SISKO: How exactly did this "Xenomorph" escape again?

KIRA: I dunno, but I still think it's a plot by Quark to make me strip down to my underwear.

[T'Girl]

DeepSpaceWine wrote:

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Ezri sees a Breen without their helmet.

Not all species have their sexual organs in the same place.

[Isis]

Bashir on right: "Trust me. You don't have to raise your arms that high for jazz hands. Especially on a day you haven't bothered to use deodorant."

[Isis]

Sisko: "So far 'Rock of Ages' is pretty boring and we're the only ones in the theatre. Maybe we should have picked one of the other ninety-nine movies in this hundred-plex."

Worf: "No sh*t, Sherlock."





Nerys: "Do I look fat in this?"

<brief pause>

Nerys: "Well, everyone, don't all respond at once."

[Leviathan]

"Inflatable Ezri" always sold well at Quark's.

[Isis]

Triskelion wrote:

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Garak: Chief, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.

O'Brien: How many legs?

Garak: Too many to count, not so many they work in shifts.

O'Brien: Pffft. <Goes back to work>





Worf: Sir, the multilegged creature is back.
Sisko: Odo? Is that you?
Worf: The constable has far more important things to do, sir.
Odo <tiny voice>: Don't shoot! Pleeeeeeese!

Sisko (OS, walking into the room): "Ezri, I just want to warn you what Odo is up to today. Whatever you do, don't open your mouth too wi..."

[Triskelion]

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[Herkimer Jitty]

Garak: "One of us is going to spend this episode in excruciating pain. Time to draw straws."

O'Brien: "Damn it all! I always get the short straw!"

[Mistral]

Jonas Grumby wrote:

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Worst...mirror...ever!

[Mistral]

Herkimer Jitty wrote:

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Garak: "One of us is going to spend this episode in excruciating pain. Time to draw straws."

O'Brien: "Damn it all! I always get the short straw!"

Nog: "That's just because we only used one straw. Like always. You're not very observant, are you, Chief?"

[Nerys Myk]

GARAK: It's almost Christmas day, Chief. If you're going to get Molly's bike assembled you'd better cracking.

O'BRIEN: I can't find the bloody instructions!!

NOG: Didn't Quark tell you? Instructions cost extra.

[LeadHead]

At long last, a new contest!