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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old November 23 2012, 06:34 AM   #1
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Did Data watch porno?

Listening to his antiseptic explanation about how he xeroxes the musical skills of others whenever some one says after a concert "you're awesome, how did you do that!?" you have to wonder if every motion in repertoire is just a hodgepodge of impersonations?

Then there's sex.

Surely he'd want to observe the masters?

Surely he'd want to know how to have sex in different historical climates for when he's lost in time?

And of course, he would ask his friends if he could watch.

Possibly put up an advert of the ships message board?

I doubt he would "enjoy" porn, but I believe that he would have to watch almost all of it before he believed that he had mastered the subject.
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Old November 23 2012, 06:36 AM   #2
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Re: Did Data watch porno?

There was one episode, I don't recall if it was Birthright or Descent but he stated he exposed himself to erotic stimuli to elicit an emotional response. Sounded an awful lot like porn to me.
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Old November 23 2012, 06:48 AM   #3
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Re: Did Data watch porno?

Hmmm ... holodeck porn ...
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Old November 23 2012, 06:57 AM   #4
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Re: Did Data watch porno?

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There was one episode, I don't recall if it was Birthright or Descent but he stated he exposed himself to erotic stimuli to elicit an emotional response. Sounded an awful lot like porn to me.

Yep, he watched porn alright. I do wonder what 24th century porn would look like. Gives a whole new meaning to interracial...
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Old November 23 2012, 07:01 AM   #5
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Re: Did Data watch porno?

But porn isn't "the masters".
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Old November 23 2012, 07:59 AM   #6
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Re: Did Data watch porno?

And Joe Piscopo isn't a comedian.
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Old November 23 2012, 08:25 AM   #7
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In "Descent", Data said that he "...made four attempts to induce sexual desire by subjecting [himself] to erotic imagery."

I am not sure what the distinction is between erotic imagery and porn imagery.
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Old November 23 2012, 08:37 AM   #8
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The classification for TNG.
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Old November 23 2012, 08:45 AM   #9
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Re: Did Data watch porno?

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In "Descent", Data said that he "...made four attempts to induce sexual desire by subjecting [himself] to erotic imagery."

I am not sure what the distinction is between erotic imagery and porn imagery.
Porn is when it works.
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Old November 23 2012, 05:01 PM   #10
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Re: Did Data watch porno?

did he watch "porno?"


This is like that "Family Guy" episode.


Either you say "Data watched a porno" or "Did Data watch porn?" but saying "did Data watch porno?" just sounds weird.
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Old November 23 2012, 06:16 PM   #11
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Re: Did Data watch porno?

Maybe he went to the holodeck and ran the Vulcan Love Slave program.
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Old November 23 2012, 06:16 PM   #12
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*fake euro accent* Data totally watched that guy have sex on that woman! *fake euro accent*
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Old November 23 2012, 08:37 PM   #13
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Re: Did Data watch porno?

More important, does Data appear in any porn?

Perhaps one of Tasha Yars's disgruntled underlings surreptitiously place a multispectrum image scan in her quarters.
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Old November 23 2012, 08:45 PM   #14
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Not exactly, but buried in the Starfleet Medical Library exists a video research study he appears in called "Making Yourself Fully Functional".
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Old November 24 2012, 12:48 AM   #15
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I could see Lore doing porn just to piss Data off.

Meanwhile since Tasha was head of security, it would be she who has the ultimate say so on whose bedrooms are kept constantly recorded and who is not a threat.
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