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Old November 18 2012, 09:31 PM   #46
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Rojan: "Velour uniform?"
Kirk: "Nope."
Rojan: "Starfleet training?"
Kirk: "No, the fact that I have your girl in my arms is not due to my Starfleet training. But keep guessing! You're getting warmer!"
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Old November 18 2012, 11:08 PM   #47
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Mea: If you'll excuse me, Captain, I have an appointment with that disintegration chamber over there...

Kirk: Wait! THAT'S why I've been smelling bacon since we've beamed down to this planet?



Kirk: What can I tell you, Rojan? Chicks dig starships...



Sulu: Oooh! Botany's a recreation of mine as well! But what do you mean by "especially if you can smoke it"?
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Old November 21 2012, 06:04 AM   #48
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Rojan: Welcome to Space Mart. Welcome to Space Mart. Welcome to Space Mart.

Kirk: Reproductive adapters?

Rojan:
Checkout aisle. Welcome to Space Mart. Welcome to Space Mart. Welcome to Space Mart....




Nice garnish, but I prefer a cocktail umbrella.
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Old November 22 2012, 07:06 AM   #49
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KIRK: To answer your questions: Yes and no, you can't join us.
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Old November 22 2012, 10:03 AM   #50
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Listen Rojan, try and keep the noise down tonight. Your incessant replaying of I'm All Out of Love is just demoralizing.
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Old November 22 2012, 11:47 AM   #51
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Sulu: Helloooo....
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Old November 22 2012, 05:35 PM   #52
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Kirk: "You're too late, Rojan. She's learned that one 'tentacle' is enough...with the right man behind it."
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Old November 22 2012, 10:28 PM   #53
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Old November 23 2012, 12:07 AM   #54
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Kirk: "You should enjoy this, Kelinda. Your first Earth-style Thanksgiving! Ah, I see the turkey's here!"
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Old November 26 2012, 09:14 AM   #55
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Spock: Jim, this isn't another lover's quarrel is it?


Kirk: Listen pally I don't think you know the rules of this ship, I'm its captain so I get to erm... sample the women who pass this way.


Sulu: For what you would call love, I would require a man and you my dear sadly lack the relevant parts...
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Old December 16 2012, 01:51 AM   #56
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Kirk: Ooh! Muscly! Mr Spock, please send this lady to my quarters and tell the chef to prepare his finest cuisine.
Spock: Should I tell McCoy to provide you two with protection as well?
Kirk: Tonight it might not get that far, but tomorrow...


Kirk: Listen you dumb alien I'm gonna spell it out to you: She... beautiful female... Me... Like her... You... Don't get in the way... Me and she... Go back to ship... On ship... Me and she... Hook up... You got all that?
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Old December 29 2012, 04:08 PM   #57
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McCoy, Uhura, and Sulu (in unison): "Hey, Manti, did you forget about us?"
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Old January 5 2013, 08:31 AM   #58
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Kirk: "What do you say we play a game and the winner gets the girl? There's this really great little game called 'fizzbin'...."
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Old January 5 2013, 08:41 AM   #59
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Sulu: "Well, this proves it. Prehistoric starships didn't have phasers....they had rock chuckers."

McCoy: "No more shore leave for you."

Uhura: "Will someone please beam me up...."
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Old January 5 2013, 08:48 AM   #60
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Girl: "So, you're Mister....Slutu ?"

Sulu: "Um....er....sort of...."
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