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November 18 2012, 09:31 PM
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Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific
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Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?
 Rojan: "Velour uniform?" Kirk: "Nope." Rojan: "Starfleet training?" Kirk: "No, the fact that I have your girl in my arms is not due to my Starfleet training. But keep guessing! You're getting warmer!"
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"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer Last edited by Jonas Grumby; November 18 2012 at 09:53 PM. |
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November 18 2012, 11:08 PM
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Location: Moria
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Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?
 Mea: If you'll excuse me, Captain, I have an appointment with that disintegration chamber over there... Kirk: Wait! THAT'S why I've been smelling bacon since we've beamed down to this planet? Kirk: What can I tell you, Rojan? Chicks dig starships...  Sulu: Oooh! Botany's a recreation of mine as well! But what do you mean by "especially if you can smoke it"?
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November 21 2012, 06:04 AM
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Location: Across a sea of suns
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Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?
Rojan: Welcome to Space Mart. Welcome to Space Mart. Welcome to Space Mart. Kirk: Reproductive adapters? Rojan: Checkout aisle. Welcome to Space Mart. Welcome to Space Mart. Welcome to Space Mart.... Nice garnish, but I prefer a cocktail umbrella. |
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November 22 2012, 07:06 AM
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Admiral
Location: House of Kang, now with ridges
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Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?
 KIRK: To answer your questions: Yes and no, you can't join us.
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November 22 2012, 10:03 AM
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Commodore
Location: Across a sea of suns
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Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?
Listen Rojan, try and keep the noise down tonight. Your incessant replaying of I'm All Out of Love is just demoralizing. |
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November 22 2012, 11:47 AM
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Commodore
Location: Across a sea of suns
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Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?
 Sulu: Helloooo.... |
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November 22 2012, 05:35 PM
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Vice Admiral
Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific
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Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?
Kirk: "You're too late, Rojan. She's learned that one 'tentacle' is enough...with the right man behind it."
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"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer |
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November 22 2012, 10:28 PM
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The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot
Location: Somewhere with Internet access.
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Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?
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November 23 2012, 12:07 AM
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Vice Admiral
Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific
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Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?
Kirk: "You should enjoy this, Kelinda. Your first Earth-style Thanksgiving! Ah, I see the turkey's here!"
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"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer |
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November 26 2012, 09:14 AM
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Fleet Captain
Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar
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Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?
Spock: Jim, this isn't another lover's quarrel is it? Kirk: Listen pally I don't think you know the rules of this ship, I'm its captain so I get to erm... sample the women who pass this way. Sulu: For what you would call love, I would require a man and you my dear sadly lack the relevant parts... |
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December 16 2012, 01:51 AM
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Fleet Captain
Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar
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Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?
Kirk: Ooh! Muscly! Mr Spock, please send this lady to my quarters and tell the chef to prepare his finest cuisine. Spock: Should I tell McCoy to provide you two with protection as well? Kirk: Tonight it might not get that far, but tomorrow... Kirk: Listen you dumb alien I'm gonna spell it out to you: She... beautiful female... Me... Like her... You... Don't get in the way... Me and she... Go back to ship... On ship... Me and she... Hook up... You got all that? |
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December 29 2012, 04:08 PM
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Commodore
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Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?
 McCoy, Uhura, and Sulu (in unison): "Hey, Manti, did you forget about us?" |
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January 5 2013, 08:31 AM
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Commodore
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Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?
Kirk: "What do you say we play a game and the winner gets the girl? There's this really great little game called 'fizzbin'...." |
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January 5 2013, 08:41 AM
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Commodore
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Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?
Sulu: "Well, this proves it. Prehistoric starships didn't have phasers....they had rock chuckers." McCoy: "No more shore leave for you." Uhura: "Will someone please beam me up...." |
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January 5 2013, 08:48 AM
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Commodore
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Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?
Girl: "So, you're Mister....Slutu ?" Sulu: "Um....er....sort of...." |
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