Brought to you by the letter "p" for "pedophilia"? - Page 3

barnaclelapse · November 17 2012, 03:09 AM

Professor Zoom wrote:

Tiberius wrote:

scotpens wrote:

"Tickle me! Oh, TICKLE ME!!"

You know, to make sure that each "Tickle Me Elmo" worked properly, they checked it by giving it two testicles. I mean test tickles.

LOL. A man's career might be over because someone wrongfully accused him of something. LOL.

Kind of fucked up, isn't it?

Mister Fandango · November 17 2012, 03:57 AM

Just because the accuser took back the accusation doesn't mean it wasn't a true accusation. It just means he decided to take it back for whatever reason. I mean, if there was nothing questionable going on, there'd be nothing to validate the original accusation to begin with. He didn't say "No, he wasn't fiddling me when I was 16." He's saying "Yes, he was fiddling me when I was 16, but I was okay with it."

So I guess the moral of the story is: As long as you get them to say its okay (and hope they don't decide to lie about it later), you can fuck 16 year olds to your heart's content.

Professor Zoom · November 17 2012, 04:10 AM

Mister Fandango wrote:

Just because the accuser took back the accusation doesn't mean it wasn't a true accusation. It just means he decided to take it back for whatever reason. I mean, if there was nothing questionable going on, there'd be nothing to validate the original accusation to begin with. He didn't say "No, he wasn't fiddling me when I was 16." He's saying "Yes, he was fiddling me when I was 16, but I was okay with it."

So I guess the moral of the story is: As long as you get them to say its okay (and hope they don't decide to lie about it later), you can fuck 16 year olds to your heart's content.

Or MAYBE, just MAYBE he didn't fuck a 16 year old. Because MAYBE it wasn't true, and the guy would be in a shit ton of trouble if it could be PROVED his accusation was a lie.

But, no, it can't be that. We couldn't possibly live in a world where people are innocent. It's just easier to think the worst of people.

the G-man · November 17 2012, 07:28 PM

Looks like the Muppet Mafia got to the accuser. Sesame Street is, after all, in the inner city.

Professor Zoom · November 17 2012, 09:46 PM

the G-man wrote:

Looks like the Muppet Mafia got to the accuser. Sesame Street is, after all, in the inner city.

OR.... Oh. Fuck it. It's not worth it.

BillJ · November 17 2012, 09:59 PM

Professor Zoom wrote:

Tiberius wrote:

scotpens wrote:

"Tickle me! Oh, TICKLE ME!!"

You know, to make sure that each "Tickle Me Elmo" worked properly, they checked it by giving it two testicles. I mean test tickles.

LOL. A man's career might be over because someone wrongfully accused him of something. LOL.

Well, lets be honest. When you have the type of job he has, you shouldn't put yourself in a position where you could be accused of such things.

Mister Fandango · November 17 2012, 11:48 PM

Professor Zoom wrote:

Or MAYBE, just MAYBE he didn't fuck a 16 year old. Because MAYBE it wasn't true, and the guy would be in a shit ton of trouble if it could be PROVED his accusation was a lie.

Nice try, but the story now is that it was consensual. Not that it didn't happen. Just that the kid was okay with it. So that makes everything honky dory apparently.

teacake · November 17 2012, 11:49 PM

I thought the story now was that the kid was 17 so technically legal.

Mister Fandango · November 17 2012, 11:53 PM

Yeah. So when he made the accusation, it was just some faulty memory on his part, even though no one is debating that 1) they fucked and 2) that they started seeing each other when he was 16. That's the ticket. I mean, he went through the trouble of making the accusation to begin with for... no reason whatsoever, apparently. And after doing it for no reason, he was like "oh damn, my bad!"

And yes, I'm sure he was terrified that his allegedly false accusation was a lie. Even though it's absolutely nothing but a he-said/he-said situation, and the only thing that would need to really be proved is that they were seeing each other when he was 16.

teacake · November 17 2012, 11:58 PM

Elmo obviously failed at making the guy's "dreams come true".

But come now Mister Fandango, they were obviously completely platonic when he was 16 and didn't do anything until his birthday.

Guy Gardener · November 18 2012, 12:19 AM

This thought was never conjured by some fevered psychosis?

"Don't you know who I am am? I AM ELMO! I AM ABOVE THE LAW!"

the G-man · November 18 2012, 12:43 AM

Nerys Myk · November 18 2012, 01:20 AM

The 16 year old in that thread bomb looks to be a late bloomer.

Gaith · November 18 2012, 02:32 AM

teacake wrote:

But come now Mister Fandango, they were obviously completely platonic when he was 16 and didn't do anything until his birthday.

Obviously. That's how it always works on Literotica! (Vis-a-vis 18th birthdays, that is.)

teacake · November 18 2012, 02:39 AM

It's an excuse for great balloon dancing scenes, and strategically smeared frosting.

November 17 2012, 03:57 AM	#32
Mister Fandango Commander	Re: Brought to you by the letter "p" for "pedophilia"? Just because the accuser took back the accusation doesn't mean it wasn't a true accusation. It just means he decided to take it back for whatever reason. I mean, if there was nothing questionable going on, there'd be nothing to validate the original accusation to begin with. He didn't say "No, he wasn't fiddling me when I was 16." He's saying "Yes, he was fiddling me when I was 16, but I was okay with it." So I guess the moral of the story is: As long as you get them to say its okay (and hope they don't decide to lie about it later), you can fuck 16 year olds to your heart's content.

November 17 2012, 07:28 PM	#34
the G-man Commodore Location: to your immediate right	Re: Brought to you by the letter "p" for "pedophilia"? Looks like the Muppet Mafia got to the accuser. Sesame Street is, after all, in the inner city.

November 17 2012, 11:49 PM	#38
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Brought to you by the letter "p" for "pedophilia"? I thought the story now was that the kid was 17 so technically legal. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

November 17 2012, 11:53 PM	#39
Mister Fandango Commander	Re: Brought to you by the letter "p" for "pedophilia"? Yeah. So when he made the accusation, it was just some faulty memory on his part, even though no one is debating that 1) they fucked and 2) that they started seeing each other when he was 16. That's the ticket. I mean, he went through the trouble of making the accusation to begin with for... no reason whatsoever, apparently. And after doing it for no reason, he was like "oh damn, my bad!" And yes, I'm sure he was terrified that his allegedly false accusation was a lie. Even though it's absolutely nothing but a he-said/he-said situation, and the only thing that would need to really be proved is that they were seeing each other when he was 16.

November 17 2012, 11:58 PM	#40
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Brought to you by the letter "p" for "pedophilia"? Elmo obviously failed at making the guy's "dreams come true". But come now Mister Fandango, they were obviously completely platonic when he was 16 and didn't do anything until his birthday. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

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November 18 2012, 12:19 AM	#41
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: Brought to you by the letter "p" for "pedophilia"? This thought was never conjured by some fevered psychosis? "Don't you know who I am am? I AM ELMO! I AM ABOVE THE LAW!" __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

November 18 2012, 12:43 AM	#42
the G-man Commodore Location: to your immediate right	Re: Brought to you by the letter "p" for "pedophilia"?

November 18 2012, 01:20 AM	#43
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Brought to you by the letter "p" for "pedophilia"? The 16 year old in that thread bomb looks to be a late bloomer. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

November 18 2012, 02:39 AM	#45
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Brought to you by the letter "p" for "pedophilia"? It's an excuse for great balloon dancing scenes, and strategically smeared frosting. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne