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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old November 15 2012, 12:12 AM   #31
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points


Riker: Anxiety? Burn-out? Depression? What are you talking about Data...You don't see I look fine as hell? I'm a very glad and healthy first officier....yes, I was a young promising Commander who refused a lot of captaincy...why should I consult Deanna...she's just my love life failure...I'm almost forty and I'm glad to have a lot of ephemeral relationships with young Ensigns...everything is perfect in my life.
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Old November 15 2012, 01:32 AM   #32
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Data: "While perusing my internal behavioral software bin, I discovered a heretofore unused subroutine called 'Goatse 2.0.' Do you think I should activate it?"
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Old November 15 2012, 05:50 AM   #33
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Khan: Maybe you should choose a name that people might have a chance of either pronouncing or spelling correctly.
Joachim: "Okay Madeline..."
Joachim: By the way, Sir-

Khan: NOT NOW MADELINE!!!
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Old November 15 2012, 05:53 AM   #34
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Since some people are still not seeing the images, I'll load them an extra time, see how it helps.



Picard: This mission is dangerous, someone's sure to be killed!

Hawk: Well as long as its by the Borg and not one of you two, I'm game.



Khan: One moment, I'm thinking about killing Kirk again. Ahhh, that's the stuff. Now, what did you want?



Riker: Did you set your emotion chip for "Total Weirdo?"
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Old November 15 2012, 06:18 AM   #35
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Khan: How dare you have the insubordinate impertinence to display your inferior pectorales, on my bridge!


Data: The lavender turtleneck really brings out your eyes


Worf: I pity the first Ferengi bastard to have to squeeze into this helmet
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Old November 15 2012, 06:43 AM   #36
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LeadHead wrote: View Post
Since some people are still not seeing the images, I'll load them an extra time, see how it helps.
That did it, thanks Leadhead!



Picard: Picard to transporter room. Code orange!
Com: Emergency site to site transport engaging, Captain.
<Fart beams into Worf's helmet>
Worf: That is not honorable!




Charlene Til-ton. Her name was Charlene Til-ton. Do not disappoint me again, Joachim.




Data - discontinue that subroutine immediately.

Yes sir. That one was... a little wet.
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Old November 15 2012, 06:52 AM   #37
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Since some people are still not seeing the images, I'll load them an extra time, see how it helps.
That did it, thanks Leadhead!
No problem.
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Old November 15 2012, 08:24 AM   #38
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Khan: I don't know why, but every time I look at the console behind me I have the strangest urge to go "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!". Odd that.
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Old November 15 2012, 10:49 AM   #39
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Picard: Missed again Lt. Hawk
Hawk: Yes, sir. They're small sir.
Worf: Prairie Dogs have no honor!


Khan: No, You look Marvelous.


Riker: Gah Data, I didn't mean I wanted you to prove you could lick your own eyebrows!
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Old November 15 2012, 10:53 PM   #40
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I never forget a face, uh....
Joachim.
Whatever.
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Old November 16 2012, 07:36 AM   #41
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Picard: "The landing party will consist of myself, Worf, and Ensign Ricky."

Ricky: "Screw this, I'm outta here."
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Old November 16 2012, 05:18 PM   #42
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HAWK: I can see my house from here.

PICARD: Earth is behind us.

HAWK: I'm from the Moon, jackass.

WORF: Ahem.

HAWK: I'm from the Moon, Captain Jackass.
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Old November 16 2012, 06:21 PM   #43
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Picard: Oh, buggah! I left me door key in me other space suit!

Hawk: Don't worry sir. There's a fake rock with a spare key in it stuck to the side of the ship.
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Old November 16 2012, 08:21 PM   #44
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Joachim: "Sir, your personal trainer is here--"
Khan: "He tasks me!"
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Old November 16 2012, 08:46 PM   #45
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JOACHIM: Terrell needs to go to the bathroom.

KHAN: It's your turn. In fact, after what happened with Chekov, its always your turn!
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