Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points - Page 3

Armored Saint · November 15 2012, 12:12 AM

Riker: Anxiety? Burn-out? Depression? What are you talking about Data...You don't see I look fine as hell? I'm a very glad and healthy first officier....yes, I was a young promising Commander who refused a lot of captaincy...why should I consult Deanna...she's just my love life failure...I'm almost forty and I'm glad to have a lot of ephemeral relationships with young Ensigns...everything is perfect in my life.

Jonas Grumby · November 15 2012, 01:32 AM

Data: "While perusing my internal behavioral software bin, I discovered a heretofore unused subroutine called 'Goatse 2.0.' Do you think I should activate it?"

LeadHead · November 15 2012, 05:50 AM

The Laughing Vulcan wrote:

LeadHead wrote:

Khan: Maybe you should choose a name that people might have a chance of either pronouncing or spelling correctly.

Joachim: "Okay Madeline..."

Joachim: By the way, Sir-

Khan: NOT NOW MADELINE!!!

LeadHead · November 15 2012, 05:53 AM

Since some people are still not seeing the images, I'll load them an extra time, see how it helps.

Picard: This mission is dangerous, someone's sure to be killed!

Hawk: Well as long as its by the Borg and not one of you two, I'm game.

Khan: One moment, I'm thinking about killing Kirk again. Ahhh, that's the stuff. Now, what did you want?

Riker: Did you set your emotion chip for "Total Weirdo?"

Mojochi · November 15 2012, 06:18 AM

Khan: How dare you have the insubordinate impertinence to display your inferior pectorales, on my bridge!

Data: The lavender turtleneck really brings out your eyes

Worf: I pity the first Ferengi bastard to have to squeeze into this helmet

Triskelion · November 15 2012, 06:43 AM

LeadHead wrote:

Since some people are still not seeing the images, I'll load them an extra time, see how it helps.

That did it, thanks Leadhead!

Picard: Picard to transporter room. Code orange!
Com: Emergency site to site transport engaging, Captain.
<Fart beams into Worf's helmet>
Worf: That is not honorable!

Charlene Til-ton. Her name was Charlene Til-ton. Do not disappoint me again, Joachim.

Data - discontinue that subroutine immediately.

Yes sir. That one was... a little wet.

LeadHead · November 15 2012, 06:52 AM

Triskelion wrote:

LeadHead wrote:

Since some people are still not seeing the images, I'll load them an extra time, see how it helps.

That did it, thanks Leadhead!

No problem.

inflatabledalek · November 15 2012, 08:24 AM

Khan: I don't know why, but every time I look at the console behind me I have the strangest urge to go "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!". Odd that.

Vassa · November 15 2012, 10:49 AM

Picard: Missed again Lt. Hawk
Hawk: Yes, sir. They're small sir.
Worf: Prairie Dogs have no honor!

Khan: No, You look Marvelous.

Riker: Gah Data, I didn't mean I wanted you to prove you could lick your own eyebrows!

Triskelion · November 15 2012, 10:53 PM

I never forget a face, uh....
Joachim.
Whatever.

Herkimer Jitty · November 16 2012, 07:36 AM

Picard: "The landing party will consist of myself, Worf, and Ensign Ricky."

Ricky: "Screw this, I'm outta here."

Nerys Myk · November 16 2012, 05:18 PM

HAWK: I can see my house from here.

PICARD: Earth is behind us.

HAWK: I'm from the Moon, jackass.

WORF: Ahem.

HAWK: I'm from the Moon, Captain Jackass.

captain crow · November 16 2012, 06:21 PM

Picard: Oh, buggah! I left me door key in me other space suit!

Hawk: Don't worry sir. There's a fake rock with a spare key in it stuck to the side of the ship.

Jonas Grumby · November 16 2012, 08:21 PM

Joachim: "Sir, your personal trainer is here--"
Khan: "He tasks me!"

Nerys Myk · November 16 2012, 08:46 PM

JOACHIM: Terrell needs to go to the bathroom.

KHAN: It's your turn. In fact, after what happened with Chekov, its always your turn!

November 15 2012, 12:12 AM	#31
Armored Saint Ensign	Re: Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points Riker: Anxiety? Burn-out? Depression? What are you talking about Data...You don't see I look fine as hell? I'm a very glad and healthy first officier....yes, I was a young promising Commander who refused a lot of captaincy...why should I consult Deanna...she's just my love life failure...I'm almost forty and I'm glad to have a lot of ephemeral relationships with young Ensigns...everything is perfect in my life.

November 15 2012, 01:32 AM	#32
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points Data: "While perusing my internal behavioral software bin, I discovered a heretofore unused subroutine called 'Goatse 2.0.' Do you think I should activate it?" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

November 15 2012, 05:53 AM	#34
LeadHead Insert Clever Title Here Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points Since some people are still not seeing the images, I'll load them an extra time, see how it helps. Picard: This mission is dangerous, someone's sure to be killed! Hawk: Well as long as its by the Borg and not one of you two, I'm game. Khan: One moment, I'm thinking about killing Kirk again. Ahhh, that's the stuff. Now, what did you want? Riker: Did you set your emotion chip for "Total Weirdo?" __________________ Caption Contests: TOS TNG ENT Movies I-X

November 15 2012, 06:18 AM	#35
Mojochi Fleet Captain	Re: Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points Khan: How dare you have the insubordinate impertinence to display your inferior pectorales, on my bridge! Data: The lavender turtleneck really brings out your eyes Worf: I pity the first Ferengi bastard to have to squeeze into this helmet

November 15 2012, 08:24 AM	#38
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November 15 2012, 10:49 AM	#39
Vassa Commander	Re: Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points Picard: Missed again Lt. Hawk Hawk: Yes, sir. They're small sir. Worf: Prairie Dogs have no honor! Khan: No, You look Marvelous. Riker: Gah Data, I didn't mean I wanted you to prove you could lick your own eyebrows!

November 15 2012, 10:53 PM	#40
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points I never forget a face, uh.... Joachim. Whatever. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 16 2012, 07:36 AM	#41
Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Location: Herkimer Jitty	Re: Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points Picard: "The landing party will consist of myself, Worf, and Ensign Ricky." Ricky: "Screw this, I'm outta here." __________________ Fans are like space heaters. All we have to offer is hot air.

November 16 2012, 05:18 PM	#42
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points HAWK: I can see my house from here. PICARD: Earth is behind us. HAWK: I'm from the Moon, jackass. WORF: Ahem. HAWK: *I'm from the Moon, Captain* Jackass. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land** A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

November 16 2012, 06:21 PM	#43
captain crow Fleet Captain Location: Onboard a sliver dog bone shaped satellite in Earth orbit	Re: Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points Picard: Oh, buggah! I left me door key in me other space suit! Hawk: Don't worry sir. There's a fake rock with a spare key in it stuck to the side of the ship. __________________ "I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway." - Crow T. Robot, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

November 16 2012, 08:21 PM	#44
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points Joachim: "Sir, your personal trainer is here--" Khan: "He tasks me!" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

November 16 2012, 08:46 PM	#45
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points JOACHIM: Terrell needs to go to the bathroom. KHAN: *It's your turn. In fact, after what happened with Chekov, its always* your turn! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land** A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com