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Old November 13 2012, 02:40 PM   #31
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Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns

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Hoshi: Earth?
Archer: "Well...I didn't say my home."
Hoshi: "Where else could they be from? Trip's had more luck with the female guest stars than you have."
Archer: "You know, I could always drop you off on that planet where you left the space slug."
Hoshi: "Well, I've heard, once you go invertebrate, you never go back."
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Old November 13 2012, 03:23 PM   #32
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Bakula: "Admit it. You thought you were going to be one of the 'Big Three' on the show, didn't you."
Park: "Admit it. You thought you were going to be a Kirk-like badass, didn't you."
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Old November 14 2012, 03:05 AM   #33
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Trip: You have got to try this new Orgasmatron! I better clean it up first...




Archer: Dude, I am soooo baked right now!
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Old November 14 2012, 06:46 AM   #34
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Archer: Back home, I had not one but two chicks into me!
Hoshi: Earth?
Archer: "Well...I didn't say my home."
Hoshi: "Where else could they be from? Trip's had more luck with the female guest stars than you have."
Archer: "You know, I could always drop you off on that planet where you left the space slug."
Hoshi: "Well, I've heard, once you go invertebrate, you never go back."
Good ones, guys!





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Old November 16 2012, 05:52 PM   #35
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Hoshi: This is what we did with the last caption host who didn't post a new contest in a timely enough manner!

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Old November 16 2012, 07:40 PM   #36
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No wonder there's loose change all over the gym.
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Old November 16 2012, 08:38 PM   #37
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Trip: "You shoulda been here earlier. T'Pol took a spin on this thing without wearing a bra!"
Hoshi: "You're a pig."
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Old November 16 2012, 09:43 PM   #38
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Hoshi: This is what we did with the last caption host who didn't post a new contest in a timely enough manner!



Archer: "You think you can scare me? Don't you know who you're talking to?"

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Old November 17 2012, 08:54 AM   #39
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HMNSHI! GNMMT MBLLS OTTFHH MFFFRFKKKK MFFFF!

Get your own balls out of your mouth, Commander.




- And then I asked the cop for her phone number.

Is that when she beat you with her nightstick?

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Old November 17 2012, 09:07 AM   #40
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"Yo ess-toy Poo-Tah!"

Now you know the traditional greeting of Mexican Diplomacy, Captain.

Tomorrow Japan?

Tomorrow Japan, O-Du-Shu-San.
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Old November 17 2012, 10:51 PM   #41
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With a tip of the hat to Triskelion



LEONARD: I don't know if I should be freaked out or turned on right now.
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Old November 17 2012, 11:24 PM   #42
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^ Ha, fantastic Nerys Myk!
I had to go back and check who's who!
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Old November 18 2012, 12:41 AM   #43
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Epic!
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Old November 18 2012, 12:43 AM   #44
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Double epic ftw
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Old November 18 2012, 01:31 AM   #45
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