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Old November 7 2012, 02:47 AM   #16
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Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done



Janeway: Still no winner in the thumb wrestling contest?
Icheb: To the death, Seven!
Seven: Resistance is fut-
Janeway: Yeah we know. Hurry up, you two! The loser has to trim Neelix's toenails and they've grown another 5 inches while you've been stalling.
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Old November 7 2012, 03:57 AM   #17
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SEVEN: That hurt!!!!!

ICHEB: Sorry, I thought there was a spider on your hand.
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Old November 7 2012, 03:59 AM   #18
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Janeway: Seven, please stop hogging the console, we want to keep track of election results.
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Old November 7 2012, 04:57 AM   #19
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Icheb: Paper beats nanoprobes. I win.

Seven: No, nanoprobes assimilate paper. I win.

Icheb: Paper wraps nanoprobes!
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Old November 7 2012, 07:51 AM   #20
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Icheb: Paper beats nanoprobes. I win.

Seven: No, nanoprobes assimilate paper. I win.

Icheb: Paper wraps nanoprobes!
JANEWAY: I miss Lizard Spock.
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Old November 7 2012, 08:25 AM   #21
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Seven: You're impatience reminds me of Thirteen of Nineteen.
Janeway: Thirteen of Nineteen?
Icheb: Thirteen of Nineteen, Auxiliary Disposal Attendant of Unimatrix Forty-Thousand Nine Hundred Seventy Four. He was well-known in the Collective for the numerous daily errors caused by his failed attempts at efficiency.
Seven: His antics...amused the Borg.
Icheb: I fail to see the comparison, Seven. Thirteen of Nineteen, Auxiliary Disposal Attendant of Unimatrix Forty-Thousand Nine Hundred Seventy Four did not possess my manual dexterity nor facility with computation.
Janeway <taps communicator>: Be right there, Commander.
Seven: With whom are you communicating, Captain?
Icheb: I believe it was a subterfuge to make an adept departure.
Seven: That sounded like Thirteen of Nineteen within three nanometers of inflection variance.
Icheb: I will regenerate upon it.
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Old November 7 2012, 09:37 AM   #22
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Some things never change:
Janeway: "What's the problem here?"
Seven: "We just beamed this gentleman aboard. Unfortunately, it appears his luggage ended up in Dallas."
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Old November 8 2012, 05:37 PM   #23
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Thanks for the win!


Icheb: Tastes great!
Seven: Less filling!
Icheb: TASTES GREAT!!
Seven: LESS FILLING!!
Janeway: Ugh...I never should have let Paris host 'Classic TV Commercials Night'.
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Old November 8 2012, 10:28 PM   #24
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Janeway: Frankly, my neck is getting tied.
Seven: Later, captain.
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Old November 9 2012, 02:08 AM   #25
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Icheb: it's pronounced few-tile....resistance is few-tile
Seven: Few-till?
Icheb: few-tiiiile...dammit no wonder the Borg let you go.
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Old November 14 2012, 10:07 PM   #26
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Seven: We're sorry, sir. We're overbooked.

Janeway: You'll have to bunk in the cargo bay with the other youth demographic. Don't worry. The force field almost never gives out.
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Old November 16 2012, 12:42 AM   #27
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A new caption contest is up! Akiraprise has handed the reins over to me.

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=194188
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