Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points

[Skywalker]

Finn wrote:

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Kirby...you can see them???

Look at his avatar. Of course he can see them.

[LeadHead]

This picture captures my reaction when I saw that for some reason, the last 2 pictures of the contest would load on my computer and not on my phone.

I think I fixed it by the way.

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: What, you've never had a bad hair day?

DATA: Actually, no. Dr. Soong designed my hair to never muss. Each follicle is programmed to remain in exactly in the same place under all conditions.

RIKER: I hate you.

[Nerys Myk]

KHAN:Pull my finger.

[R. Star]

Worf: What is SHE doing there?!
Picard: Mr Hawk, you know what to do.
Hawk: Aye, captain. Standing order, Ambassador Troi is to be shot on sight. Though I don't know what she's doing in a transparent space suit on the deflector.



Kahn: The last time I listened to one of your ideas, we flew into deep space in a 90's era rocket ship. Look how well THAT turned out.



Data: Commander, I have a vice grip on your testicles. Commander Worf requested this as an early birthday present with the message... "Arr... matey."

[Nerys Myk]

NEAL: Well this our last scene. Guess I'll see you guys when we film the sequel.

PATRICK: Have you read the newest script revision?

NEAL: No. Why?

PATRICK: No reason .

[Triskelion]

Picard: There are three pics!
Worf: Here we go.

[inflatabledalek]

Worf: So now half the captions on the first page don't make any sense?

Picard: Fiendish!



Kahn: The fact I've wound up as the meat filling in a Picard/Riker sandwich is just a coincidence and anyone who says otherwise is a liar.



Frakes: Wait, you've moved up to third place in the billing and you've got a uniform that fits? I hate my agent.

Spiner: Not the best time to mention my salary then?

[Finn]

Still not working on my end

[The Laughing Vulcan]

LeadHead wrote:

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Khan: Maybe you should choose a name that people might have a chance of either pronouncing or spelling correctly.

Joachim: "Okay Madeline..."



Riker: "What are you laughing at now, Data?"
Data: "That haircut. It's ridiculous."
Riker: "Fucking emotion chip!"



Khan: "It's been fifteen years since I had a decent Aloo Gobi, and a glass of lassi..."
Joachim: "We checked the galley computer files, and all Panjabi cuisine was deleted in favour of Russian recipes for borscht..."
Khan: "... Chekov!"

[Skywalker]

Riker: "Thunderbirds? Really?"

[Finn]

Strange. I'm at a Starbucks now, and the last two pictures is visible to me. I guess they don't work on an iPhone.



Data: Do you like it? I decided to change my face to Counselor Troi's for the Halloween Party tonight.

[Armored Saint]

Khan: Listen Joachim, not I care about this stupid speculation you are my swedish gay mate, but don't you think it should be a clever choice to give to women more sexy outfits and to put yourself a shirt which don't show that much your shaved chest? Oh, and Terrell, zip your vest, you look like a lobotomized dude wearing a baby bib.

[Triskelion]

Frak it, I'm captioning something.


Riker: Imzadi?
Klingon Targ: Rot a rorfy rack??


Picard: There can be no justice so long -
Starfleet Assembly: Heard it!


Troi: Wesley, there comes a time in a boy's life when he must become a man.
Wesley: Not I think today, Counselor.

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: "Look at all the Borg! And we have laser guns! Oh man, this is gonna be so cool."

Worf: "This gonna take long? I have more exciting things to do back on DS9."

Picard: "You know, lately, you've just been taking the fun out of everything."



Joachibmebawhatever: "But we're all hungry."

Khan: "No! Revenge is a hungry beast! She must not be fed with anything but her prey! He tasks me! He tasks me! Around the moons of Revengia, I seethe at thee! Beyond the Belt of Arnes, I seethe harder at thee! Kirk, Kirk, my old friend, I shall have you! Revenge! Revenge is a meager dish, but a rich one!"

Joachibmebawhatever: "No, seriously. I think my stomach is eating itself."



Riker: "Mr. Data... my head is not a feather duster."