ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns - Page 3

jespah · November 13 2012, 02:40 PM

Skywalker wrote:

Triskelion wrote:

Archer: Back home, I had not one but two chicks into me!
Hoshi: Earth?

Archer: "Well...I didn't say my home."
Hoshi: "Where else could they be from? Trip's had more luck with the female guest stars than you have."
Archer: "You know, I could always drop you off on that planet where you left the space slug."

Hoshi: "Well, I've heard, once you go invertebrate, you never go back."

Jonas Grumby · November 13 2012, 03:23 PM

Bakula: "Admit it. You thought you were going to be one of the 'Big Three' on the show, didn't you."
Park: "Admit it. You thought you were going to be a Kirk-like badass, didn't you."

Kirby · November 14 2012, 03:05 AM

Trip: You have got to try this new Orgasmatron! I better clean it up first...

Archer: Dude, I am soooo baked right now!

Triskelion · November 14 2012, 06:46 AM

jespah wrote:

Skywalker wrote:

Triskelion wrote:

Archer: Back home, I had not one but two chicks into me!
Hoshi: Earth?

Archer: "Well...I didn't say my home."
Hoshi: "Where else could they be from? Trip's had more luck with the female guest stars than you have."
Archer: "You know, I could always drop you off on that planet where you left the space slug."

Hoshi: "Well, I've heard, once you go invertebrate, you never go back."

Good ones, guys!

Guess what I had for breakfast. <farts>

Brushed three times and I'm still tasting sausage burrito.

R. Star · November 16 2012, 05:52 PM

Hoshi: This is what we did with the last caption host who didn't post a new contest in a timely enough manner!

jespah · November 16 2012, 07:40 PM

No wonder there's loose change all over the gym.

Jonas Grumby · November 16 2012, 08:38 PM

Trip: "You shoulda been here earlier. T'Pol took a spin on this thing without wearing a bra!"
Hoshi: "You're a pig."

Skywalker · November 16 2012, 09:43 PM

R. Star wrote:

Hoshi: This is what we did with the last caption host who didn't post a new contest in a timely enough manner!

Archer: "You think you can scare me? Don't you know who you're talking to?"

Triskelion · November 17 2012, 08:54 AM

HMNSHI! GNMMT MBLLS OTTFHH MFFFRFKKKK MFFFF!

Get your own balls out of your mouth, Commander.

- And then I asked the cop for her phone number.

Is that when she beat you with her nightstick?

Oh, have you heard this one before?

No.

Triskelion · November 17 2012, 09:07 AM

"Yo ess-toy Poo-Tah!"

Now you know the traditional greeting of Mexican Diplomacy, Captain.

Tomorrow Japan?

Tomorrow Japan, O-Du-Shu-San.

Nerys Myk · November 17 2012, 10:51 PM

With a tip of the hat to Triskelion

LEONARD: I don't know if I should be freaked out or turned on right now.

Triskelion · November 17 2012, 11:24 PM

^ Ha, fantastic Nerys Myk!

I had to go back and check who's who!

jespah · November 18 2012, 12:41 AM

Epic!

lurok · November 18 2012, 12:43 AM

Double epic ftw

Skywalker · November 18 2012, 01:31 AM

November 13 2012, 03:23 PM	#32
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns Bakula: "Admit it. You thought you were going to be one of the 'Big Three' on the show, didn't you." Park: "Admit it. You thought you were going to be a Kirk-like badass, didn't you." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

November 14 2012, 03:05 AM	#33
Kirby Rear Admiral Location: Alt: 5280	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns Trip: You have got to try this new Orgasmatron! I better clean it up first... Archer: Dude, I am soooo baked right now! __________________ Henderson!!!!

November 16 2012, 05:52 PM	#35
R. Star Commodore Location: Terra 3	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns Hoshi: This is what we did with the last caption host who didn't post a new contest in a timely enough manner! __________________ "I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams

November 16 2012, 07:40 PM	#36
jespah Commodore Location: Boston, the Gateway to the Galaxy	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns No wonder there's loose change all over the gym. __________________ Honk if you love silence http://www.jespah.com (includes fanfiction with most ratings). TU Publishing Adult Trek Anthology

November 16 2012, 08:38 PM	#37
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns Trip: "You shoulda been here earlier. T'Pol took a spin on this thing without wearing a bra!" Hoshi: "You're a pig." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

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November 17 2012, 08:54 AM	#39
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns HMNSHI! GNMMT MBLLS OTTFHH MFFFRFKKKK MFFFF! Get your own balls out of your mouth, Commander. - And then I asked the cop for her phone number. Is that when she beat you with her nightstick? Oh, have you heard this one before? No. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 17 2012, 09:07 AM	#40
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns "Yo ess-toy Poo-Tah!" Now you know the traditional greeting of Mexican Diplomacy, Captain. Tomorrow Japan? Tomorrow Japan, O-Du-Shu-San. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 17 2012, 10:51 PM	#41
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns With a tip of the hat to Triskelion LEONARD: I don't know if I should be freaked out or turned on right now. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com Last edited by Nerys Myk; November 18 2012 at 01:50 AM. Reason: Had to fix an artifact

November 17 2012, 11:24 PM	#42
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns ^ Ha, fantastic Nerys Myk! I had to go back and check who's who! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 18 2012, 12:41 AM	#43
jespah Commodore Location: Boston, the Gateway to the Galaxy	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns Epic! __________________ Honk if you love silence http://www.jespah.com (includes fanfiction with most ratings). TU Publishing Adult Trek Anthology

November 18 2012, 12:43 AM	#44
lurok Commodore Location: Lost In The EU Expanse	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns Double epic ftw __________________ “Between ennui and ecstasy unwinds our whole experience of time.”

November 18 2012, 01:31 AM	#45
Skywalker Admiral	Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns