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Old November 8 2012, 05:54 AM   #16
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Re: ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns

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Trip: "Hmm, I wonder if I could convince T'Pol to try this out..."
Hoshi: "It's like I'm invisible, or something..."
Travis (standing immediately next to Hoshi): "I know how you feel."



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Old November 8 2012, 05:57 AM   #17
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TRIP: Aaaaaaaaaghhhh!!!!!

HOSHI: What a baby. I haven't even turned it on yet!
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Old November 8 2012, 06:28 AM   #18
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Archer: "So, you're a xenolinguist, huh? I know what means. The study of alien languages. Morphology, phonology, syntax... It means you've got a talented tongue."
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Old November 9 2012, 03:55 AM   #19
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<Knock knock knock> Hoshi?
<Knock knock knock> Hoshi?
<Knock knock knock> Hoshi?

Go away Malcom!



And that's when I told the Ambassador to get his own damned parking validation. I've got a sticker.
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Old November 9 2012, 04:40 AM   #20
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She does kind of look like Kaley Cuoco.
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Old November 9 2012, 07:54 AM   #21
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Oh good, then it's not just me who thinks so.
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Old November 9 2012, 03:01 PM   #22
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Hoshi (thinking) Looks 3, Dance 10
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Old November 10 2012, 10:12 AM   #23
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ARCHER: Well, we could cut it off.

T'POL: True, but the hand would still be in the pipe.

HOSHI: He means the pipe, not my hand!

ARCHER: Uh, yeah...right. The pipe.
Hoshi: "Now I'm starting to see why all the fans hate you so much."
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Old November 10 2012, 07:24 PM   #24
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Trip: "Are you sure this "Time Wheel" thingy with work?"

Worf: "Yes, you must travel through time and design a dashboard display for us, or the galaxy is doomed."

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Old November 11 2012, 05:52 PM   #25
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Archer: "So, you're a xenolinguist, huh? I know what means. The study of alien languages. Morphology, phonology, syntax... It means you've got a talented tongue."
Good one!
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Old November 12 2012, 11:03 AM   #26
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Archer: "So, you're a xenolinguist, huh? I know what means. The study of alien languages. Morphology, phonology, syntax... It means you've got a talented tongue."
Good one!
Quite fitting for Kirk's childhood hero, don't you think?
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Old November 12 2012, 02:52 PM   #27
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Archer: "So, you're a xenolinguist, huh? I know what means. The study of alien languages. Morphology, phonology, syntax... It means you've got a talented tongue."
Archer (thinking) Pity you're not green.
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Old November 12 2012, 06:02 PM   #28
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so many of these
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Old November 13 2012, 05:54 AM   #29
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Hoshi: Are you sure you want us to shoot your dead body into space in one of these?
Trip: Hell yeah. I want to confuse me some aliens.



Archer: Back home, I had not one but two chicks into me!
Hoshi: Earth?
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Old November 13 2012, 11:39 AM   #30
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Archer: Back home, I had not one but two chicks into me!
Hoshi: Earth?
Archer: "Well...I didn't say my home."
Hoshi: "Where else could they be from? Trip's had more luck with the female guest stars than you have."
Archer: "You know, I could always drop you off on that planet where you left the space slug."
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